The Gappers Guide to Gapping: Baka Edition By: Yukari Yakumo
A Touhou Fan Fiction by: Duncan Carrier
"Gapping has its ups and downs. one moment you could be watching Reimu sleep in the Hakurei Shrine the next you could be drinking sake with Yuyuko." I adjusted myself in my chair. "Hell just last week i gapped a poor man from the human world here just before being hit by a car."
I opened a gap and walked inside. "Let me show you what I mean." As i walk through the gap I appeared in a world that looked like a space ship. " OK this place is called the U.S.G. Ishimura home of who knows what!"
Looking around i noticed a strange looking man wearing an armored suit the faceplate had a blue light coming from slits in the plate. He also had some sort of circular gauge on his back as well as what looked like a light bar on his spine. It was a red and the light only went up to his lower back it also blinked on and off.
"Why there is our first pigeon I mean... example" I watched as he came into view. " Please help me my rig is red!" He said. Isaac Clarke I am Yukari Yakumo. I am here to give you a choice." I opened a gap to Gensokyo. "What are you talking about?" Isaac replied panting. I lit a cigaret before I continued. "I give you a world of Youkai and a chance to start over. or you may stay here and deal with your... what is it called again?" The man took a second to think then fell for my offer and went through the gap. I laughed after that. I had sent him to the Bamboo forest of the Lost.
"You see I am always looking for a new way to have fun with this ability. Perhaps no we have some more fun." I entered another gap this time to a high school in the human world. A teacher by the name of Rufus Monroe was teaching a cadd class. "Rufus Monroe you are coming with me!" I yelled in attempt to startle him. "Will i have time to pack a lunch?" He asked. I slammed my palm against my face and gapped a bag lunch into his hands he then yelled "Alright!" with great enthusiasm and entered the gap i was now gap i had opened took him to a Place called Skyrim and i left him in Helgen. Before leaving I yelled " Have fun Dragon born!" as
As i took a gap back to my home I laughed. "You see how much fun you can have with this ability to control borders. Once you start you cannot stop." Just then Chen ran to me and I hugged her. she then looks at you through the words of this story and say's "Bye everyone."