Hello all! Sorry I haven't done anything, no thanks to real life and lack of employment. Anyhow, I'm trying to consider original stories but a lot of ideas just jumble together, and influenced by other writers. Also, I think I'll official discontinue my first WIP, 'Slytherin Marriage', cause I've stalled and my ideas for it just went off the rail. These will be crossover/original ideas for Harry Potter and maybe someone can adopt them and turn it into something special or at least more decent than I could. Anyhow, maybe these one-shots/ideas collection will get me going again but I'm taking my GMAT this Saturday, so I'll get this one out of the way. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, because J.K. Rowling got it first. And no, I won't do Twilight! Good lord, no! On a more serious note, I credit a character to another author, who I will ask to use but I did message him if he was ok with suggestions I had for potential future storylines for him. Anyone who can guess before the end of this little ditty, can help me decide on what other idea I can put together, as long as it's something I'm familiar or aware of.

Harry Potter: Magical Liasion for S.H.I.E.L.D?

July 25, 2011: Salem, MA

Harry Potter, the Boy-with-Too-Many-Hyphenated-Titles, spent the past week recovering from a fight. No, not the Voldemort, dark magic type, but more of the marital type, and tonight he was finally going to talk to his wife and beg for her forgiveness after the fight they had.

Flashback

"Absolutely not!" a male voice shouted.

"Why?" shouted a female voice, "You are always going out there with the others! Even the muggle and your best mate's ex-girlfriend out there know full well the risks! Why can't I be a part of your fight? We're in this together!"

"That's not the point!" shouted the man.

Immediately, the man knew it was the wrong thing to say. The woman he argued with had wide eyes, almost tearing up, and with a swift movement, slapped him loudly.

"How dare you?" whispered the woman, "I'm not important?"

"No!" shouted the man, "No you're not!"

"Really!" shouted the woman, "Am I really that horrible?"

"No!" shouted the man, "Yes-, I mean…Oh god! I don't want to lose you whenever I'm out there, but I'm already a big enough target!"

"We're done!" shouted the woman, "I'm going out and if you want to talk to me, better make sure your best friends let you! Don't talk to me unless you really are serious, and probably when you're less of a target, Harry James Potter."

The woman immediately stormed out and went to the room they share; although it looks they may not share it anymore. The woman slammed the door, and cries were heard. The man, guiltily, just stood there, not believing what just happened.

End Flashback

He and his wife, Daphne Greengrass, just had a huge fight about Harry going off fighting villains himself and without back-up. Daphne, a former Slytherin classmate of Harry's, got tired of being left behind and wished to join in Harry's endeavors in fighting supervillains. Daphne became a part of Harry's life after his relationship with Ginny ended badly, not to mention Ron and their American witch companion ending things too, albeit more amicably. Jack and Hermione still get along, but they reached a block in their relationship that they both agreed to separate to see if they can rekindle it. So far, nothing but at least they're still friends.

The group left Britain after the end of the Second Blood War, and with the magical world being more involved in the muggle world, things were changing. The Stargate, however, was still a secret and only known to those directly involved and the highest authority. Outside of it, though, personal problems came about. Molly Weasley became too much to handle, and even Ron was ready to snap. Molly still couldn't get over Kim's, albeit unwilling, relation to Voldemort. Unfortunately, the American witch couldn't take it anymore. Jack and Hermione helped her and they all went to the US to be more involved with the Stargate Program.

It all happened when Molly, unfortunately and illogically, put out all of her frustrations with Harry and Ginny's failed relationship on everyone else, especially Jack, Hermione, and their friend, in public, no less. Molly Weasley treated Kim like the plague, another Voldemort, and a huge fight came about. It wasn't any better when Harry and Ginny came out for the first time as exes, and Molly's prejudiced beliefs came about.

Both girls hated it, and the American witch, despite all of her efforts, couldn't take it anymore. Jack and Hermione were supporting their friend, but unfortunately, depending on one's viewpoint, decided to call out Molly Weasley, calling her as much of a bigot as the Malfoys were. Molly responded in kind, calling her a worthless piece of trash that shouldn't have been born and dead like Voldemort. That truly caused a scene, especially involving a high ranking US political figure's daughter. Ron actually wanted to calm the two down, as much as he loved his mother, he also loved the girl, but things got too out of hand. That truly set things off, and SG-1 had to help, alongside some British officials. Embarrassed, the American's father publicly apologized, as upset as he was over Mrs. Weasley's attitude. So did the American girl, albeit being more upset over losing her temper. Still, the girl and Ron decided to end things as they cannot seem to get over their issues. She decided to go to America and join Jack and Hermione, the latter being hired to work for MI-6 and act as liaison with the two Americans.

As for Daphne, well it was a few months after everything cooled down, Harry actually came out with a new girlfriend, the former Slytherin Daphne Greengrass. The girl actually helped the group when fighting Voldemort, even helping with the Ori's biological invasion of Earth one time, earning the respect and trust of everyone else, albeit with more effort on Ron's part. If Molly's temper over Ron's relationship with the American was bad, it was probably worse with Daphne.

She went so far as to accuse Daphne of being a Death Eater, poisoning Harry against everyone, whether in private or in the papers. When Molly faced Daphne for the first time, she was just as vicious. What she didn't count on, however, was Daphne being even more vicious, saying at least the American witch had a reason to be upset over her family's relation to a traitor to the family. Daphne supported the American's attempts to redeem her family's name and actually fighting with everyone to protect others, even when she got injured and taken out of the battle. The real dagger, though, was when Daphne agreed with the American on Molly's attitude being that of the Malfoys, and Daphne proclaimed Molly Weasley the new Peter Pettigrew, who was just as much of a traitor as anyone of the Weasleys could be, especially with Percy's temporary estrangement from his family in Harry's fifth year. That wasn't in public, but it was still very powerful. When it reached the public and all parties told their sides, it was a media firestorm. Daphne stood her ground, while Molly Weasley's prejudice came out. The public took sides, even some going so far as to paint Daphne in a horrible light as something close enough to a Dark Lady cause of her family's neutral, yet supposedly dark leanings.

Harry, however, was perhaps the most upset over Mrs. Weasley's behavior, and publicly decried British wizardry's hypocrisy, especially in regards to who was evil or redeemable. This caused a rift between Harry and the Weasleys, although the twins and Ginny, surprisingly, were supportive of everyone. The group all left, with Harry wanting a new life in the US.

When they left, everyone stuck together for a while. Soon, the pairs went their ways, Jack going for the Stargate program, Hermione being involved in CIA-FBI/MI-6 relations, Daphne as a businesswoman, and Harry, well, he wasn't too sure. After a while, Hermione and Jack amicably separated when their relationship stalled, while Harry and Daphne got married in 2009. The two became serious, realizing they really fit well together. It was a private wedding, but things have now gotten bad. Harry started to become somewhat involved in the superhero business, after the recent rise of heroes like IronMan and the X-Men. Daphne was seriously involved in being a liaison between the magical and non-magically powered beings, but Harry soon became involved in fighting, even taking on a superhero identity nown as 'Lion Mage', as lame as it was.

At first, Daphne was supportive, but she wanted to be involved more. That led to the previous fight, and now Daphne was at Hermione's apartment in New York. Things were tense, but Harry really wanted to get Daphne back. Harry then decided to take the initiative and talk to Daphne. He sent a patronus message a couple days after the fight, asking to speak with Daphne. A few hours later, a response came back saying no, as she's still angry, causing Harry to be depressed.

As of tonight, he was single, albeit worried. He really wanted to talk to Daphne, and even asked Hermione, who was another female Daphne could talk to. It took some time, but Daphne said she wanted to talk. Harry hoped it wasn't a divorce, but he wouldn't be surprised if she did. The sound of apparition came all of a sudden, and Harry held out his wand as a protection. Footsteps were heard, and Harry saw Daphne come down from the room he last saw her go to, followed by Hermione. After some questioning to determine if they were who they said they were, a result of Moody's behavior, Harry sighed in relief. Finally, they began to talk after some awkward moments.

"Look Daph," said Harry, "If you want to leave, ok. I won't hold that against you. I loved you, I truly do, I just needed to do things you wouldn't have to do. You can handle yourself, but I can't live without you. Like I said, you can't leave if you don't want to, but I won't stop you. I was wrong, badly. If you want to leave, ok. It's my fault, but I don't want to lose you. Can you understand that?"

After some moments, Daphne shook her head and took out some papers. Harry's heart dropped, knowing what it was. "I can't Harry," said Daphne, "At first, you let me help you, and I'm glad you admit your wrongs, but I was wrong too. We can still be friends, but it seems our lives have gone awkward. I want to work this out, or at least make sure we don't have this again. I do love you too, Harry, but not like that. I didn't love the superhero, I loved the man. I want him back and I thought being out there with you like before would help, but seems that it was just a pipedream. You have this saving people mantra, but I can't stop you from doing it. I want to be there for you, I do. Just sign these papers, and we can continue to our lives, separate or not."

Sighing, Harry had a feeling it came to this. They would still love each other, maybe down the line get back together, but right now they still needed to work out their young minds. As he grabbed the papers, he hesitated. "I'm sorry Daphne," said Harry, "I want to be there for you, a husband and father. It was my stupidity, and Hermione and Jack certainly gave me crap about it. Even Tony, of all people, with is playboy exec attitude, gave me a hard time. Add the Gibbs head slap, and well, you now."

Daphne and Hermione chuckled, but Harry knew it was most likely forced. Harry sighed, "I hope we can get back together. Really I do."

"We will, Harry," said Daphne, "Like I said, I love Harry Potter, not the hero."

"So," said Harry, "I guess this is it? We're really going to do this?"

"Yeah," said Daphne.

Harry immediately signed the papers, signifying the end of a good relationship and gave the papers to Daphne. All stood up.

"So, I guess you're gonna get your things," said Harry, "Moving out."

"Yeah," said Daphne, "We all will."

Confused, Harry asked "We? I thought those were divorce papers?"

"They are," said Daphne with a smile, "From your old life."

Now even more confused, Harry turned to Hermione who had a guilty smile. "Wait, you two", stumbled Harry, "You're all.., does Jack…, umm?"

Confused, the girls looked from each other to Harry and back to each other. Suddenly, they laughed.

"What's going on?" Harry angrily asked, "I thought you found someone else Daphne?"

"What?" asked Daphne between breaths, "You thought I did?"

"Merlin, Harry!" shouted Hermione, "You're so dumb, we aren't together. Thought it would be funny."

"Unless you have?" Daphne asked with a hint of venom, "I hope you didn't, cause I don't want to have to hurt castrate you."

Confused, Harry could only say "Yeah?"

The girls threw their arms in the air. "Good god, Potter!" shouted Daphne, "You thought I wanted to marry you for money and then divorce you? I love you, these papers just help us stay together!"

"Wha-?" Harry dumbly asked, "Aren't you-, I didn't see, what? What are those papers then?"

"Harry, these aren't divorce papers," said Daphne, "They're special assignments for us."

Harry stood dumbly for a moment, until he finally figured it out. He sat down with a mix of relief and anger. Relief for not signing divorce papers, anger for being stupid in not reading them.

"So all that," said Harry, "What were they? I don't get it."

Daphne sat on Harry's lap, kissing him soundly. "Don't worry love," said Daphne, "I know you wouldn't cheat on me. Besides Harry, you were kept an eye on. Tony and Pepper certainly did."

Harry's eyebrows raised comically. "Hold on," said Harry, "You mean all the guys were making sure I saw the errors of my ways?"

The girls nodded, and Hermione spoke. "Harry, you and Daphne are going to be part of something big."

Soon, more footsteps were heard, and Harry immediately moved up with Daphne in his left arm and his wand out in his right. Coming from the upstairs, a tall, bald black man, with an eye patch over his left eye, and wearing black leather, walked down the stairs. He stopped in front of the three magical beings.

"You know, Mr. Potter," said the man, "It's funny that you're the Lion Mage, very smart, and yet you can't take the time to check things. Daphne and Hermione definitely were right about you."

At this, Harry glared at the two witches in front of him. "Girls," said Harry, "What is this? And why is the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D standing here?"

Immediately, a beam appeared and took them out of the house. The group reappeared in a building overlooking New York City. The man, known as S.H.I.E.L.D's director, spoke.

"Sorry Harry," said the man, "But we thought we could play the guilt trip thing with you, and maybe get you to join us, although Daphne really was put out that you turned her down when you were out partying."

At this, Harry almost fell. "Bloody hell!" shouted Harry, "That was you Daphne. God, you're a bitch! You would do that to me! I was hurt and didn't want to risk losing you and now you were involved in this? Why are you with Nick Fury anyway? Why-"

A loud slap was heard. Everyone in the building stopped working. Harry stood stunned, Hermione eye-rolled, Fury just watched and Daphne stood angry.

"Don't you dare curse at me, Harry" whispered Daphne. Then she slapped him again, and grabbed him, kneed him, and kissed him soundly that had them on the floor with Daphne on top. The odd scene playing out in front of them, the two made out, but Daphne and Harry didn't care. When they stopped for breath, Harry was dazed.

"Damn you, Daphne," Harry breathlessly said, "Why do you have to be such a bitch I love? What did I do to deserve the bad with you? That makes me a glutton for you."

Mock glare, although with some rage, Daphne leaned in, "I'm sure you are. But you're still sleeping on the couch tonight unless I'm in a better mood."

Harry dumbly smiled, until a 'uh-hm' interrupted them. Both turned to see the man, Fury, look at them strangely.

"As fun as this is, let's get to business," said Fury, "Come along."

The two got up, holding on to each other, with Hermione following them. They passed some doors until they reach a super high-tech room, where sitting at a table stood members of the Avengers. Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. Thor, the Norse God of Thunder. Steve Rogers aka Captain America. Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow. Cliff Burton aka Hawkeye. Standing behind them was Maria Hill, Fury's second-in-command. All were watching the three magical beings, some with straight faces, others with cracking smiles. Finally, Thor gave a belly laugh that caused the other males to laugh as well.

"Ah!" shouted Thor, "How wonderful that the Lion Mage is such a fool but a loving fool! A fool to even consider letting his wife leave for her happiness, a true man, but a rather reckless one!"

"Like you were," said Stark, "Oh wait, you're not married."

"Says the playboy," said Hawkeye.

"True," responded Stark.

Harry looked at Daphne, who had a mischief glint. Harry leaned in whispering "You are a true Slytherin. Am I gonna have to beat it out of you when we're in bed later, just to see how much you miss me?"

"You wish," said Daphne, "I'm still mad at you, but I might change my mind if you will let me have my way."

"Oh no," said Harry, "I've had enough angst for now."

Hermione then spoke up to interrupt the odd moment. "Harry," said Hermione, "We're sorry to upset you, but we decided to do this cause we know you wanted Daphne still and considered joining the Avengers. Just not sure how, but Daphne wanted to join-"

"Say no more," said Harry, "I should've done it a long time ago, but did you have to trick me?"

"Sorry Harry," said Daphne, "It's still sweet you're concerned about me, but it would've been nice if you didn't have to be so mean."

Daphne pouted, causing the guys to groan and the women to smirk. Harry gave a disgusted face, but smiled still.

"So, I guess that means I'm an Avenger against my will?" said Harry, "Not able to get out, even though Daphne still would be?"

At nods, Harry said "I refuse." The entire group were stunned. After some yelling, Harry spoke.

"I should've let Daphne help me more, and I won't," said Harry, "She has her own mind, I won't make her decide but I'll support her, and she can join me in fighting evil. Although, I wish to maintain some independence, as well as for Daphne."

"No Harry," pleaded Daphne, "That isn't it. You're not officially an Avenger. You know my job as liaison between the magical beings and non-magical ones?"

At Harry's nod, Daphne continued. "Well, I'm a liaison for the Avengers now, but I just needed you on board. You want it, ok. It isn't binding but you would still be called upon."

"No daphne," said Harry, "I won't be called upon. I'll join because it's time I didn't take this alone any longer and I want you by my side. Jack's' doing his thing, but I want to work with you. I'm not doing this anymore, the fighting. I want to help in a less dangerous capacity, if you catch my drift."

Daphne smiled, and hugged him.

"Well," said Fury, "Let us now but we would like you to be a liaison."

"No," said Harry, "No, not for S.H.I.E.L.D. I want to be a liaison like Daphne is, or was if that's the case. I want to work with her, not just for one organization."

Fury eye rolled, with one eye at least, but nodded. "I'll see what I can do," said Fury, "You'll be in an unofficial capacity for the Avengers, cause who knows when we need your help. All of you. Still, I'm sure you want to join somehow."

"Definitely," said Harry, "As long as my wife doesn't scare me."

Daphne giggled, causing Tony to fake gag. With a mock glare, Harry kissed daphne again.

"Well," said Daphne after the kiss ended, "Now that you're on one step, want a look around?"

"Sure," said Harry, "Besides, we've got work to do."

"Indeed," said Fury.

After some pleasantries, and good natured ribbing, the three magical beings took off. Hermione bid them good night, while Harry and Daphne vented their frustrations. Harry did teach her a lesson, but Daphne was an eager student who showed she could be boss. They definitely needed some relief, casue this was the start of another harrowing journey, one with implications beyond this universe.

End of this one-shot. Though, I'm wondering what you people think of it and if anyone wants to take up on this challenge. I won't be able to write it well enough, at least for now, but if anyone wants this, message me. I'll put up other one-shots/previews later on, and you guys can review to tell me if you like it and want me to write it out, or if one of you guys want to do it. CYA!