Ben 10 belongs to MoA, habba-jabba.
A freak blizzard erupted over Bellwood in the middle of July. Doctor Aloysius Animo wandered the floor of his apartment while trying to come up with an awesome way to mutate humanity and RULE THE WORLD. Killing Ben Tennyson was on his high priority list of things to do as well. He looked over at his various small caged animals.
"There's no way I would ever hurt you even though it's a firmly established trait of my character," he said while smiling pleasantly at his little animal friends. "I am not an ex-veterinary scientist who got fired for performing unethical experiments on animals. That is a lie perpetuated by the haters."
Suddenly a brick got thrown through the window. It had a note attached to it that said, when opened up:
Bitch, pay yo rent!
Doctor Animo got pissed off by the written demand. "Who dares!" He walked to the hole in the window which was currently letting in a bunch of cold air that made him shiver a little and looked out to see a guy in a car. The guy gave him the finger. It was that shitty dick landlord, Roger. He drove off quickly.
"I'll kill that guy," he muttered. He threw the brick away. "I will never pay for anything, ever!"
He got some boards and nails and put them over the hole in the window. Eventually his heat got turned off, along with the rest of the power.
"I won't give in to them," Doctor Animo said.
He started to get frost bite while most of his animals had adapted to cold environments.
"Damn it, I didn't think this through, even though I am a genius scientist," he muttered while his teeth chattered. He started to cry for no real reason, other than it's a popular fetish with self-loathing women and most BDSM doms. "I'm in so much emotional pain right now!" He collapsed to the floor after putting on his favorite Evanescence CD. "My life sucks."
After sobbing and lying on the floor listening to Hot Topic frequenting emo teenager music for twenty minutes, he sat back up before he was about to freeze to death.
'Wait, I've got it!" he declared. "I'm a mad scientist. I'll mutate some of my animals to produce heat to warm things up around here. And if that doesn't work, I'll mutate some into having nice thick hair, skin them, and wear the fur. The fur will help me survive the harsh extreme weather conditions. Just like in that one episode of Spongebob!"
He prepared a genetic code to make some heat producing giant African Toads. He programmed the codes into his famous Transmodulator and fired it up. It made his toads grow to the size of cows. Their skin radiated heat that warmed everything, like space heaters.
Doctor Animo didn't die after all.
"I've done it! I'm a genius!" he shouted, tears streaming down his pale cheeks.
But then he got Salmonella from the toads...and shit his pants.
"It still makes me warm, so fuck it," Doctor Animo muttered while grimacing.
