Chicken man!
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Edd(Double-D) and Eddy were in the junkyard looking for Ed who had strangely disappeared
"Ed!" Edd shouted
"Were are ya, ya pathetic excuse for a lump?!" Eddy yelled, then he tripped on something
"Eddy are you all right?" Edd asked running up to Eddy
"I'm fine Double-D" Eddy said as he got up, then he noticed what he tripped over, a chicken! "What the?" Eddy bent down and knocked on the chicken's head and suddenly it fell down revealing a trap door with a staircase, Edd and Eddy were suspended in air for a second due to cartoon physics, then gravity took hold of them and they fell down the staircase like in the episode 'no speak DA Ed' when they discovered a hidden sanctuary under Rolf's shed. When the two finally got to the end of the stairs they landed in a pile of live chickens,
"Who dares enter my lair?!" a voice boomed, Edd and Eddy looked up to see the silhouette of some sort of weird chicken
"Who the heck are you?" Eddy demanded pointing at the strange figure, the figure walked towards the two Eds
"I am chicken man!" The figure answered, when he got into the light Edd and Eddy saw it was none other than Ed, with a red rubber glove on his head and a paper beak taped to his upper lip, and he was wearing a horribly made chicken costume, the tail was green and cyan, the 'wings' were red, yellow and brown and the rest of the costume was brown, white, red, and dark-cyan, and he was wearing flippers
"Ed? Why are you wearing that chicken costume?" Eddy asked
"I am not Ed" Ed said "I am chicken man, say it with me, Chick-en man"
"Yeah yeah whatever, so what's with all the chickens?" Eddy asked
"I am chicken man, I save chickens from the evil farmers" Ed explained "the farmers are an evil group that try to hurt chickens and collect they're eggs and feathers" Eddy face-palmed himself
"Idiot" Eddy muttered