p style="text-align: center;"Chapter Número Uno: How To Fail Your Dragon/p
p style="text-align: left;""Hey, hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen!" A unnecessarily annoying voice came from a young Vocaloid. "Len. Say that one more time and I WILL kill you." Lens sister, Rin said in a mans voice. "He..." "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" A blue laser came out if Rins mouth(that's what she said), causing Lens head to explode. "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Screamed a naked blue-haired guy as he cut Len in halve with a Oversized Phallic Zweihander. "FATALITY!" Yelled a girl cosplaying as Hello Kitty. "F**K OFF IROHA! NO ONE LIKES YOU!" Rin yelled for no reason. "RIN! I FOUND A LIZARD FRUIT THING! THEN I GOT NAKED! I HAVE NO INSIDE VOICE!" Yelled the blue haired guy who's impossibly long scarf was the only thing covering his inhumanly small pen15. "That's a avocado." Rin said, being the closed thing to a sane person here. "IGNORE HER, FRUIT-TOOTHLESS! I WILL SHOW EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE A DRAGON! Screamed Kaito./p
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p style="text-align: center;"Three Days Later./p
p style="text-align: left;""Man arrested for having sex with a avocado?!" Akaito coughed after reading the headline of the news paper. "Holy S**T on a stick! Did Kaito really do that?!" Nigaito asked, trying not to throw up. He failed and everyone drowned in barf. I'll get the Dragon Balls... /p
p style="text-align: left;" Author Note: Thanks for reading! I don't own Vocaloid or the Shion Brothers. If I did, this would be a anime. Please review as it would really help me out! /p
p style="text-align: left;""Hey, hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen!" A unnecessarily annoying voice came from a young Vocaloid. "Len. Say that one more time and I WILL kill you." Lens sister, Rin said in a mans voice. "He..." "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" A blue laser came out if Rins mouth(that's what she said), causing Lens head to explode. "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Screamed a naked blue-haired guy as he cut Len in halve with a Oversized Phallic Zweihander. "FATALITY!" Yelled a girl cosplaying as Hello Kitty. "F**K OFF IROHA! NO ONE LIKES YOU!" Rin yelled for no reason. "RIN! I FOUND A LIZARD FRUIT THING! THEN I GOT NAKED! I HAVE NO INSIDE VOICE!" Yelled the blue haired guy who's impossibly long scarf was the only thing covering his inhumanly small pen15. "That's a avocado." Rin said, being the closed thing to a sane person here. "IGNORE HER, FRUIT-TOOTHLESS! I WILL SHOW EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE A DRAGON! Screamed Kaito./p
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p style="text-align: center;"Three Days Later./p
p style="text-align: left;""Man arrested for having sex with a avocado?!" Akaito coughed after reading the headline of the news paper. "Holy S**T on a stick! Did Kaito really do that?!" Nigaito asked, trying not to throw up. He failed and everyone drowned in barf. I'll get the Dragon Balls... /p
p style="text-align: left;" Author Note: Thanks for reading! I don't own Vocaloid or the Shion Brothers. If I did, this would be a anime. Please review as it would really help me out! /p