It was another slow day in Dr. Mario's clinic. Patients were slow coming in but they
were quick getting out. You see, Dr. Mario's way of dealing with any illness is to get
his assistant, Pitch, to take them to the back room where Dr. Mario can see them. From
there, Mario would take his bottle of color assorted pills and shove them down the patient's
throat. For what ever reason this ALWAYS worked. It didn't matter if they had ebola or aids
Dr. Mario would cure it. Some people had begun to worship Dr. Mario as a god, while others
clearly trust him as he is not even a liscensed doctor. Despite this, Mario always had a
steady flow of patients. The day was going as normal as could be until...
"Whata can Ia do for youa today." Dr. Mario asked his patient. "Well... uh... you see it's..."
"It'sa what? Speaka up!" Mario said with a voice of slight annoyance. "It's... It's...
Dr. Mario... I-I- need you to give me a vasectomy!" he yelled. Mario's face showed visable
confusion. He had never performed a surgery, let alone a vasectomy. "Don'ta youa think you shoulda
go to a surgeon for thata?" The man begins sobbing and clinging onto Mario's clothes. "PLEASE, Dr. Mario, you're the only doctor I trust! You have to do it! I have to protect my girlfriend for getting pregnant! You hav-" Mario violently kicks the patient into the wall, breaking part of the wall, and dazing the man. While he is unconscious, Dr. Mario crosses his arms closes his eyes and begins to think aloud. "I reallya don'ta wanta this man'sa kid to be the firsta childa I deliver too... I guessa I have no choice..." As the patient wakes up Mario explains to him that he passed out crying and agrees to perform the surgery while giving him a time to come back. "THANK YOU DR. MARIO! I knew I could count on you!" The patient walks out happy, but Dr. Mario is anything but. Mario has agreed to something he was unprepared for, but he knows he could do it with enough self confidence, after all,
how hard could it be to fuck up some guy's balls?
"Giva me the scalpel." Dr. Mario's hands tremble as Pitch hand him the knife. He begins brings to sweat as he brings the scalpel to the man's balls. As the blade meets the skin, Mario slips up due to his nervousness, blood begins to spew everywhere. Dr. Mario only used drugs to keep the patient from feeling anything, but he did nothing to restrict blood flow. Pitch faints and Mario is screaming "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!" Mario takes a rag and applies it to the cut, in hopes of reducing the blood coming out of the man's balls. Dr. Mario's mind is racing, but he has no idea what to do! But suddenly, he remembers what he's supposed to do. Mario mans up, and takes the rag off the cut. He takes the scalpel and cuts the scrotem open and removes the man's testicles, with blood spewing everwhere... After it was all said and done, after Mario had sewn back the skin, he lets out a sigh and sits next to Pitch's sleeping body on the floor, covered in blood. Dr. Mario has fucked up the vasectomy, he more or less neutured the man, but at least he protected the man's girlfriend. Mario falls asleep holding Pitch's hand.