Piddles the Puppy

by GGtheBOOKWORM

"Don't say it." A story of the marauders during school.

A/N: This is a Pinterest post that I turned into a Fanfic because it was hilarious. Remus isn't a werewolf.

Disclaimer: If I owned HP I would be rich and have a million puppies! But I don't sooo...

"Hey, guys, you know McGonagall?"

"She's our teacher you nitwit, of corse we know her!"

"Yeah, but, she's a cat," said James.

"I know," Sirius said slowly. "What about it?"

"She can turn into a bloody cat!"

"So..."

"Sooo, so can we."

~*2 months later*~

"Guys! Look! Animagi can turn themselves into different animals. Wizarding law states that you have to sign up at the animagus registry but it is possible to become an animagus without registering, although you will go to Azkaban."

"Cool! Sooo...how?"

"You have to hold a leaf in your mouth for a month."

"Your joking!"

"Nope."

"Sticking charm?"

"Yep."

~*1 year later*~

"I can't get it!" Sirius complained. "You've got it!"

"I'm a fawn, Peter is a baby rat and Remus is a wolf."

"Apparently your animal grows up with you."

"Oh."

~*3 months later*~

"OMG Sirius! That is sooo cute!"

"Shut up!"

"But its a little puppy dog!"

"It will grow up!" Sirius protested.

"Let's just wait and see."

~*3 years later*~

"It's not growing!"

"Yup. You're still a puppy."

"Arg!"

"It's cute!"

"Shut up Peter!"

"What, it is."

"Hmm."

~*5 years later*~

"I'm not growing up!"

"Mate..."

"What?" Sirius said in a warning tone.

"What if you animagus form-"

"Don't say it-"

"-is a puppy!"

"And he said it," Remus observed.

"I'm just going to face it. I'm a puppy!"

"Piddles the puppy!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"And here's the legacy. Moony, Wormtail, Piddles and Prongs!"

"Oh, shut up."

A/N: Done