Jon rushed in with a 42-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, wearing gangsta shades and smoking a blunt.
"Garfield, Garfield the MLG is on!" he shouted vigorously, dropping his soda bottle. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT BROTHA!?" Garfield retorted loudly, and he threw his bong at Jon, hitting him in the weiner.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do the SpinBall Garfield! PLUG IN THE GENESIS MAN!" Jon cried in delightful agony.
Garfield then developed a hankering for some sexy times, so he clapped thrice and Arle Nadja appeared. Arle had recently become elastic due to scientist experiments gone wrong. To please her feline waifu she stretched her torso, exposing her bare torso plus the navel, shaking that belly.
"Woah...I'LL DO THE SPINBALL!" he said excitedly as he raced towards her and grabbed her upper body and ass and played her like an accordion. Her bare and rubbery torso flexed salaciously, becoming the shape of an actual accordion.
Terrible music only intensified the amorous experience. Garfield was clearly enjoying the time.
Meanwhile, Jon mysteriously was in the basement of the Arbuckle residence, along with Mario, Robo (from Bonanza Bros.), Vito, and Jack Skellington.
This was his MLG gang, devoted to pot stealing/smoking, Mountain Dew theft/consumption, sex, and money. Vito pulled out his Tommy Gun and shot a freshly baked pizza, the bullets actually cyanide, to feed later to Lyman. He, Lyman was a true enemy of the gang due to taking Odie during a gangbang last week,
plus he stole all the Ring Pops.
"Yo! We gottsa' get-a back Odie!" Vito admitted as he reloaded his ranged weapon. "True Vito, but we must ensure plan is very effective and efficient."
Jon explained. Robo wasn't in the basement because he and Mario were watching Garfield playing Arle like a horny concertina. This made both the MLG'ers and the musical couple really hot and bothered. That being said, Garfield decided to jump on Arle's elongated and accordioned body, making Arle squeal sexually.
Garfield humped fast.
It was now 11:00 PM, and Vito rode his delivery truck to Lyman's house. He knocked. Lyman opened. He took the pizza. He thanked.
Vito left and told Jon the news. JOn fumed. "WHY U NO GET ODI!" he screamed and killed Vito. Robo jumped on Vito's corpse and humped it.
The End.