Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous
This is based on Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". A disgruntled Han Solo sings this song.
Always see it on the holo-net. Or read it in a holo-zine. The Empire wants sympathy. Palpatine just whines and moans. From on his royal throne. "It's so hard to rule the galaxy!"
I'd like to see them spend a week. Living life on the space lanes. I don't think they'd be alive. If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's boots. I think they'd stumble and they'd fall. They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, well, they got Death Stars. Think we should rob them. Did you know if you were Imp you could kill Jedi and there's no such thing as wrong and right. As long as you're the Emperor's chief lackey. And did you know if you lost in a space dogfight, no Imp base around to hear your plight. You could slice off your son's right arm next time you meet.
I'd like to see them spend a week. Living life on the space lanes. I don't think they'd be alive. If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's boots. I think they'd stumble and they'd fall. They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, well they got Death Stars. Think we should rob them. (Repeat) They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, they got so many problems. Force couldn't solve them! Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Take your soldiers, robes, ships, and boots. Just stop complaining! Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous!
This is based on Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". A disgruntled Han Solo sings this song.
Always see it on the holo-net. Or read it in a holo-zine. The Empire wants sympathy. Palpatine just whines and moans. From on his royal throne. "It's so hard to rule the galaxy!"
I'd like to see them spend a week. Living life on the space lanes. I don't think they'd be alive. If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's boots. I think they'd stumble and they'd fall. They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, well, they got Death Stars. Think we should rob them. Did you know if you were Imp you could kill Jedi and there's no such thing as wrong and right. As long as you're the Emperor's chief lackey. And did you know if you lost in a space dogfight, no Imp base around to hear your plight. You could slice off your son's right arm next time you meet.
I'd like to see them spend a week. Living life on the space lanes. I don't think they'd be alive. If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's boots. I think they'd stumble and they'd fall. They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, well they got Death Stars. Think we should rob them. (Repeat) They would fall. Fall. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. They're always complaining. Always complaining. If credits are such a problem, they got so many problems. Force couldn't solve them! Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Take your soldiers, robes, ships, and boots. Just stop complaining! Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous. Lifestyles of the Imperial Famous!