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Deborah: Okay, this is my first fic!
Jeshi: *runs in out of nowhere* Deborah! My little annoying brat of a sister, your very first fic, your very first "moose"! ^.^
Deborah: O_o? Moose?
Jeshi: Yes, "moose"…or what everyone else calls them "muses"…_
Deborah: Ohhhh…what's that?
Jeshi: Your muse does your disclaiming…I, for example, use Bakura! ^.^ Why? Because my pen name is Yami Bakura's Wife! ^.^ But for now…YOU need to find your own muse! NOW GO!
Deborah: I'M OFF! *runs…returns 20 minutes later* Okay, I was in England, I was looking for Harry Potter, no luck…but I DID find Ryou! ^_^
Jeshi: O.O…it works…*disappears*
Ryou: *looks at Deborah* O_O..I don't know you…
Deborah: NOW you do! ^_^ Now do the disclaimer!
Ryou: Deborah does not own Yu-gi-oh or any of it's characters…nor does she own anything else in this story…
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Yugi: Hello, I'm Yugi! We are all here to see who will the one to live. We were all told to bring three things…so, let's see who brought what, shall we? Well…I brought this shovel, building blocks, and a black smelly marker.
Joey: I brought a fridge filled with food, a tv, and an electric sofa! ^_^
Yugi: O_O…But Joey, the island-
Joey: It's great! The sofa, you like..press this, this this this this button! And it like, massages you, and you like…relax on it! And and and…yeah….it comes with it's own plug-in!^________^
Yugi: JOEY! The island has no electricity…
Joey: Awwww…damn…
Yugi: Mokuba, what did you bring?
Mokuba: I brought a tarzan costume, a club, and a frying pan…but my club is a bat, not a club sandwich, but I DO wish I had one! T_T
Yugi: Whatever. Now, what did Yami bring?
Yami: I brought a Pharaoh's hat…for, yours truly..heheh…a tent, and a club sandwich that is made entirely out of sand! ^_^
Mai: I brought nail polish, a comb, and make-up.
Ryou: I brought my kitty, my tent, my pillow that comes with a bunny blanket!! ^_^
Yugi: _ Mai, Ryou, I never asked you to tell us what you brought…Seto, what did you bring?
Seto: I brought money, a sack, and lots of rope.
Tea: I brought these happy balls (Yami Bakura's Wife is in the gutter right now…LOL) a happy doll, and my friends! ^_^
Everyone: SHUT UP, TEA!! *
Yami Malik: I brought a knife, a frying pan, and a plate!
Bakura: Oh yeah, I brought a knife, a gun, and a box full of paintings.
Yami Malik: _ Show off.
Malik: I brought a wig, make-up, and a dress.
Tristan: Well, I brought a food, a food, and a food! Beat that! :P (yeah, in this story, Tristan has bad grammar…lol)
Yugi: And now, the most important person here! The krabby, err..I mean krabby the crap…err…I mean, crab. He brought a shell, sand, and his house.
Duke: What about me? I brought dice, ladies, and hair gel! ^_^ *is proud of himself*
Yugi: Well, that's everyone then. In the next chapter, we will go into teams! ^_^
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Deborah: Wasn't it purdy??
Ryou: How could it be pretty?
Deborah: It just is!
Jeshi: *runs in* NONE OF YOU FLAME MY SISTER, OR I'LL FLAME YOU!! *
Deborah: Yeah, don't flame me…you'll seriously pay…and I'm only a little 11-turning-12-on-the-27th-of-August-girl!! T_T Instead, say something nice and pretty! ^-^ Push the review button, and say something nice! ^_^ And I'll do the next chapter soon…depending on how many reviews I get….
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