I'm back! Woot Woot! Another story, wow, 2 in 2 days, I'm surprised. Well, I just realized I forgot my disclaimer on my other story, so I'll put it here, plus I need a disclaimer for this story too. Hey, it's like killing two birds with one stone, eh?

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!! IF I DID, KIKYO WOULD ROT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY, SANGO AND MIROKU AND KAGOME AND INUYASHA WOULD BE TOGETHER ALREADY AND HAVE 83 KIDS, AND JAKEN WOULD GET STEPPED ON A LOT MORE. PLUS, I WOULDN'T BE WRITING FANFICTION IF I OWNED THE SERIES, NOW WOULD I? GENIUS!

There. You can also find this disclaimer on my profile page. Well, anyways, you peoples (a real word, by the way) are probably getting tired of my pointless babbling, so I'll stop. Now, ON TO THE STORY!!!

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"MIROKU!" Sango roared. "GET YOUR PEREVERTED ASS BACK HERE!"

Said hentai swallowed nervously. Man, Sango was scary when she was angry.

'Note to self,' he thought, glancing at Sango's furious form from his hiding spot behind a tree, 'don't make Sango this mad ever again.'

Suddenly, Shippo leapt up onto Sango's shoulder and whispered something in her ear, pointing behind the tree that Miroku was currently cowering behind.

Miroku gulped as Sango looked in his direction and a very evil smirk appeared on her face. 'Uh oh…Not good…'

Sango started advancing towards him, and Miroku shrank back even further, but Kagome stopped her before she was even halfway to his hiding spot.

Miroku could tell Sango was irritated for the way she glowered at Kagome, but then she merely glared at him once more, before turning back to Kagome and sighing in defeat.

"Fine," she huffed irritably. "Miroku!" Sango yelled.

He crept out behind the tree cautiously, but when all he got was a dirty look, he relaxed and jogged over to Kagome.

"Kagome-sama," he panted gratefully, "Thank you so very much for-"

But, of course, he just so happened to trip over a rock.

Miroku waved his arms, trying desperately to regain his balance before he plummeted down onto the hard dirt path.

When his flailing hands hit something, he squeezed it forcefully.

A/n: Can anybody guess what's going to happen now? ;)

As soon Miroku managed to not topple onto the floor, he glanced up, expecting an "Are you ok, Miroku?"

What he didn't expect, was for Kagome to be glowering at him, eyes full of fury.

In fact, she looked like she wanted to punch him in the face, so Miroku looked down at his hands.

When he did, all of the color drained from his face and he started backing away.

"Lad-d-dy Kag-g-g-gome, I'm s-s-s-so sor-r-rry…" he stuttered fearfully.

She glared at him so intensely that Miroku shrieked in fear and ran around to cower behind a tree again.

'Note to self,' he thought, 'Kagome is even scarier than Sango when she's angry.'

He peered around the tree to sneak a glance at them.

Sango was standing there, listening to Kagome and nodding every now and then, a huge smirk on her face.

Kagome was whispering in Sango's ear, and her smirk was even bigger and more evil than Sango's, if that was even possible.

Every once in a while, the girls would glance over at the tree where Miroku was hiding, and they merely smiled, before turning back to the conversation.

Miroku was now officially freaked out. 'What are they talking about?' he wondered.

After a few moments of hushed voices and Miroku hiding behind his tree, Sango walked over to him, took his hand, startling him, and dragged him over to where Kagome was standing, looking rather smug.

"Miroku." She said coldly when Sango had dragged him to her and threw him at Kagome's feet.

"Now, now, Lady Kagome, you do realize that what I did was a complete and total accident, I didn't mean to-"

Kagome put out her hand to silence him.

He immediately shut his mouth.

"Sango, if you will."

She waved her hand in Sango's direction, and Miroku turned his head to look at the demon slayer questioningly.

"Miroku," Sango stated, "We," she gestured to herself, then to Kagome, "have decided that this time, your perverted deeds will not go as unpunished."

Miroku sighed in relief, thinking it was the usual slaps and punches.(Which actually didn't hurt that much)

Apparently though, Kagome heard him, because she whipped her head in his direction and glared at him icily.

Miroku gulped.

"So, anyways," Sango began again, "Me and Kagome have thought of a suitable punishment for your perverted actions."

"But Sango," Miroku whined.

"Silence!" She snapped. "You have gone far enough. I mean, really, groping me is bad enough. However, when you invade Kagome-chan's personal space, you have crossed the line Miroku. Kagome, would you like to tell the lecher here," she glared coldly at him, "What his punishment will be?"

Kagome smirked evilly at Miroku before nodding at Sango.

"Oh yes Sango, I would like that very much."

She turned to the monk.

Miroku gulped. He really didn't like the look the time traveling miko had in her eyes.

"Miroku!" Kagome declared in a loud, threatening voice. "Because you seem to like groping young women so much," she turned to Sango and her smirk got even bigger, if that was possible, "Your punishment for taking your perverted actions to far is…" she paused.

If Miroku was apprehensive before, he was an anxious wreck by now. He was sweating all over, he was shaking, and his eyes were darting nervously in between the two females.

'Come on,' he thought. 'Just get on with it.'

"Your punishment is…" Kagome repeated again.

There was a moment of silence.

"To grope Kikyo!" Kagome demanded loudly.

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Mwuhahaha. I'm so evil, I know. Well, this is just a little story I thought up, and I couldn't resist a story with Kikyo bashing, (you'll find out next chapter) and plus, Miroku should be punished, I mean, come on! He has gone over the line wayyy too many times. So this is a story in which Miroku will be punished very severely by Kagome and Sango for being too perverted.

Besides, I think the girls should be in charge every once and a while.

I know, I know, Miroku seems a little OOC, but you would be doing the same thing too if you were in his position.

Besides, the girls are never very harsh and demanding, so he's probably a little freaked out.

Well, you peoples (still a real word!) all know what happened when Miroku tripped and grabbed on to the closest thing, right? It's ok if you don't, but it's kind of obvious.

So, I think that's about it. Don't forget to review please. I'm looking for at least 3 reviews. Should I continue, or not?

(Please say yes, I really like the Kikyo bashing in the next chapter.)

That's all folks:)