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Yeah, so one day, I'm browsing through the FFIX stories, and my mind unexpectedly goes: "What if I wrote a story for all the "What If"s?" Because, there are far too many summaries starting with "What If"!
Rest assured, I will only use the most common and idiotic ones, so I'm not really stealing anybody's idea.
Now, we'll have to start with the most popular one, won't we?
Chapter 1: "What If I Got Sucked Into the Game?"
The sorry tale of one who fell... Into a TV.
Sammie headed downstairs as soon as the house was empty, clicking on her playstation and sitting back to watch the intro for his favorite game: Final Fantasy XI Return of the Chrystal.
She sat there for a while, watching the characters flash by with all of their pretty words... "Virtue... I'll kill myself if I ever turn my face from someone who's butt I just kicked!" And stuff like that... I can't really remember, but you know what I mean.
Then she FINALLY started the game, and loaded the file where she was in the middle of Oeilvert.
"I have to open the big door!" Zidane declared.
"Try kicking it!" Amarant suggested, striking his usual I-don't-care-about-the-world-because-I'm-way-cooler-than-anything-ever pose.
"Ow, my foot!" Zidane whined, hopping away from the door.
"Try knocking!" Steiner declared, just...standing...like... a weirdo or something.
Zidane sighed, raising his fist to knock on the great slab of carved rock.
"Aaaaiiiieeeee it's opening!" He yelled, lowering his hand and jumping back.
"Yeah!"
Sammie clapped a couple times, excitedly procceding into the great old ancient dusty cold evil foreboding... Thing.
"Ahhhh I'm being sucked into the TV...!" She cried, wrapping her arms around her head and... well... Sitting there with the controller on her lap.
Take two!
"Ahhhh I'm being sucked into the TV...!" She cried, wrapping her arms around her head as her Television turned into a black hole and she flew through it into the dark halls of...
"Ah! Monster!" She screamed, ducking... But... it was too late! Sammie died!
Take three!
Into the dark halls of Oeilvert.
"Zidaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! Where ARE you?" She called out, kicking something with a vengance.
"It's opening!"
"Hell yea!"
"They can't hear me," Sammie realized, watching the speech boxes flash by from the other side of the wall, "And I don't know how to make speech bubbles, let alone boxes! Crap! I'm gonna die! It's a bad dream! I- I- I- Ah! Monster!"
Sammie died again...
FIN
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