The Anthem

This is based on Good Charlotte's "The Anthem". Luke Skywalker, having been captured by Darth Vader sings this while being Forced through Sith training.

It's a new life, but it all feels old. It's the Dark life that's what I'm told. But I just feel so Light Side I could scream. And Sith training, feels more to me like a hold cell, a penitentiary. My time spent here has only made me see
That I don't wanna be a Sith like you. I don't wanna kill all the people you do. I'm never gonna hear your Sith teachings, Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna Be you, don't wanna Sith like you. What I'm saying is this the anthem, throw your lightsabers up. You, don't wanna be you. Blow up a planet, stage a massacre. Be a real Sith, that's what they said to me. But I could never live the way they want. I'm gonna get by, and just be a gray. Not a Sith while they join in the fray. I'm just a Sith trainee so pay no mind. Do you wanna be a Sith like them? Do you wanna be a Dark Jedi? Do you wanna be part of their sect? Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna
Be you don't wanna be Sith like you. What I'm saying is this the anthem, throw your lightsabers up. You, don't wanna be you. Shake your saber once that's fine. Shake it twice that's okay. Shake it three times, and you're playing with yourself again.
You don't wanna be Sith like you. What I'm saying is this is the anthem, throw your lightsabers up, now got the feel sing if you're with me, you don't wanna be Sith like you. What I'm saying is this the anthem, throw your lightsabers up now got the feel sing if you're with me. Never lose my anthem. Woah! Never lose my anthem.