Dark with his luscious black doggie hair, and his midget albino friend Moon were sitting in class on one random day. Then my gorgeous pale self (who apparrently looks like a lesbian vampire, why Scarlett,Why) entered with my cute little blonde Kat. She's a living Neko person and is the size of your average of their classmates turned to stare at my amazing bat-winged self. "Kurai! Dark! WE HAVE PEOPLE TO MEET AND DEMONS TO FANGIRL OVER! WE MUST INTERVIEW THAT SEXY, ONE HELL OF A BUTLER!" I shouted to them in a way I knew whould make them cringe.
With that, I dragged them to my magical device of the plot and we appeared in 19th century England. "Nyaa~" My Kat said happily at the sight of fish swimming in the Thames River.
"Fish after interviews my little cat," I admonished her and placed her on my head. We were interrupted by groaning canine shifters. "If you don't like the side effects, then go along with my master plans," I told them innocently. That's when I spotted him. Not the Sebas-chan, but Grell Sutclif. "CHARGE!" So we ran and tackled him/her/something to the ground.
A bubble appeared: "The wild Grell has been damaged, do you want to capture it?" Of course the awnser was yes, and then the bubble disappeared, and Grell was stuck in a pokeball.
"Grell, I choose you!" With a toss, the reaper reappeared.
"Oh, what a ghastly way to catch my attention," The Grell Complained. "It is rude of a laady to ignore her company after paying them attention, I would have talked to you eventually, you know? So what is it you mortal brats want anyway?" The reaper explained then asked.
"WE want to capture Sebaas-chan and ask him some questions, we just need your help and copious ammounts of fish," I responded, then pointed to Moon and Dark. "That's what these gays... I mean guys are here for," I added.
"I'm in," The reaper agreed. "Purely for the sake of learning more about my beloved Sebas-chan~" he sang.
That leads us to know. "We has some questions for you," Kat told the Sebby who was molesting her ears.
"Anything you ask my dear, so long as I can touch your-"
"Let's not go into total creeper land for once, okay?" I interrupt him. Listen kiddies, I've just saved your lives. "So, What's your true form?" I ask to get the ball rolling.
"A stripper," He replies smoothly. weeeeeellll okay then.
"Will you turn Ciel into your pet cat, or eat him once he dies?" I try again.
"Can't I do both? Bochan would be an amazing cat, and then an even better meal. I beleive humans call it "Dinner and a show..?" He smirks in response. Alright then... those were some unneeded mental imaged.
"Lemme try!" Shouts Dark and he pulls out his paper. He mimes putting on glasses before reading. "Mr. Michaelis," He starts in a rediculously stuffy voice. "I've heard that you were born in Japan as a crow demon, correct?" He concluds, miming folding his hands on an invisible desk.
Sebby smirks. "That may be quite true, however, I suggest looking at legends and asking the author," He responds smoothly, just cooly standing there.
Dark sticks out his tounge like four-year-old. "Nuh-uh! That's too boooooooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnngggggg I dun wanna!" He complains.
"I would like to step in with a question," Moon intercedes. "How are you in bed?" He winks suggestively at the end to accentuate that.
"I don't go there often because demons don't require sleep," He replies, once again, smoothly. "But when I do, the bed loves me all the more for it," He finishes with a smirk.
"Nyaa, I'm bored of this pedo bird, can we go home now?" My Kat asks.
"Yes, Sebby release my cat," He reluctantly lets go."To the Otaku Cave!" I shout to the world. So we returned Via the Device of plot to the wonderoous cave that encompasses my layer filled with fanart, fanfictions, Games, Manga and Body pillows.