Phineas and Ferb
The Talk
Chapter 1: Girls Have Urges
Fanfiction Summary: There comes a time in every kid's life when their hormones begin to act up and they get urges they have a hard time controlling. For Isabella & Phineas, this time came a little bit early. Three-shot; takes place during the series "The New Adventures of Phineas and Ferb", right after the episode "Law & Order: PF".
A/N: I felt like writing this just for the sake of writing it. I guess there really is no particular reason. So if you're not comfortable with reading this, you don't have to read it. But I will not deal with flames of any kind. Constructive criticism, fine. But flames, hell no!
Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me.
It was another glorious day in Danville. Over at the Garcia-Shapiro home, Isabella was sitting in her room, relaxing on her bed. She was staring at a picture of her and Phineas taken a couple of years back. They were hugging each other and they were smiling sincerely into the camera. It was one of the happiest moments of her life, except for the moment in the hospital more than a month back when Phineas admitted that he loved her while she was recovering.
After studying the picture for a long while, she then took out her cellphone, and opened it up to another picture of Phineas. But this time around, it was different. This particular picture of Phineas was taken during a slumber party Phineas & Ferb hosted earlier in the summer. Long story short, something happened and as a result, Phineas's clothes were literally torn off of his body, leaving him completely naked in front of his friends. It was in that moment that Isabella knew that she had changed.
Stupid sound-proof force field! She shouted in her head. Before that night, everything between Phineas and I...we were just fine. I thought he was really cute before then, but now...I-I don't know what to think.
After the shield ripped Phineas's clothes off of him, Isabella was able to get a good look at his backside. It wasn't intentional, though. She wasn't planning on having his clothes ripped off of him. It just happened. But in that moment, something went off in Isabella, and suddenly, she became infatuated with his butt. She even ran up to him and, in a frenzy, squeezed one of his butt cheeks several times before making some comments about it, saying that it was "very firm, but cute". She truly felt that this was a compliment towards him, unaware that it was making him feel uncomfortable.
After that night, Isabella began to feel something in herself. She felt urges; urges where she wanted to get close to Phineas more and more. She wanted to get close enough to him so she could touch his butt again. These were just small urges, but they grew as time passed. Especially after an incident where she did get to touch his rear end again involving a new neighbor.
And things only got worse after that. The more Isabella wanted to look at Phineas's butt for long periods of time, the more she would try to make a move like that, and the more she would try to make a move like that, the more uncomfortable Phineas would get. But the more uncomfortable Phineas got, the more she wanted to do it. Up until this day, the urge wasn't so bad, because she didn't mind if Phineas was wearing clothes. But a day earlier, her urges got worse, and now she wanted to see Phineas completely naked, with his back turned to her of course. At this point, her urges were so bad that she also considered sneaking into Phineas's room while he was sleeping and watching him.
Finally, after weeks of not understand what was happening to her, she decided to have a talk with her mother, Vivian. She was downstairs reading the newspaper on the couch. "Mom?" Isabella spoke up quietly. Vivian looked up from her newspaper to see her daughter on the stairs, quivering slightly in her shoes.
"Yes, Isa? Is everything alright?"
"C-Can I talk to you about something?"
"Does it have anything to do with your friend, Phineas?"
"Uh-huh." She nodded sheepishly as she started blushing. She was quaking even more than usual. Vivian saw this and could tell that Isabella had a lot on her mind.
"Come on down, Isa. Let's talk." Vivian offered her a seat on the couch. Isabella, hesitantly, took the seat next to her. She took some deep breaths to try and relax herself. "So what's on your mind?"
"Well, I'm not exactly sure how I should be putting this, but...here goes." She closed her eyes and took one more deep breath before turning back to her mom. "Mom...when you were younger, did you...I mean, did you have...feelings that you didn't understand?"
"I-I don't think I understand the question, Isa."
"Like, did you ever want to do something, or say something about a boy you liked even though deep down inside you knew that it would make them uncomfortable?"
Vivian looked at her daughter and wiped some sweat from her brow. For some reason, she still wasn't quite understanding. "What do you mean, Isa? Is...Is something wrong between you and Phineas?"
"You could say that. See, for the past few weeks, I've been having...really strong feelings for him when I think of him."
"Well, I would expect that from a girl who's been dying for him for-"
"No, not like that. I mean really strong feelings."
"I don't follow."
Isabella sighed, frustrated that her mother wasn't understanding it. But she quickly figured out a way to explain it to her. "How can I put this delicately? Uh, remember when Phineas held that slumber party a few weeks back?"
"Yes..."
"Well, some things happened. I won't go into excruciating detail, but long story short, Phineas ends up getting his clothes accidentally ripped off of his body." Vivian gasped at what Isabella said. "It-It wasn't me, though! It was this contraption that Phineas & Ferb built to keep whatever noise was bothering us out."
"We never did figure out what that was."
"Anyway, he was walking into the house when this happened. As soon as I got a good look at him while he was naked...I don't know, b-but it felt like I lost control of myself. I ran right up to him, and started going on a rant about how cute his butt looked. Then I actually reached out my hand and squeezed one of his butt cheeks hard, several times."
Vivian opened her eyes and put her newspaper off to the side. "You did now?"
"Yep. And then I said to him that it was 'very firm, but cute at the same time. Just the way I like it.' In those exact words. I mean, it was really tight, so I was barely able to squeeze it at all." She began to blush again, feeling shame for what she did. "At first, I felt ashamed of that. But after we went inside and he, ahem, put some clothes on, we all finally went to sleep. Phineas and I fell asleep on different sides of the room. But a couple of hours in, and I started to hear something. I started hearing some loud snoring. So I opened my eyes, and I turned to see where it was coming from. I looked right behind me and I saw it was Phineas, sleeping on his stomach. His head was in a pile of his own drool, and he was snoring very loudly. But then I looked down and I realized that I had been resting my head on his right butt cheek for the past several hours. My head was on his right cheek and my hands were pressing down on his left cheek. I wanted to scream, but I didn't want to wake him. So I covered my mouth and slowly tip-toed back to my side of the room and went back to sleep."
What Isabella and Vivian were completely unaware of was that Phineas was not outside the front door. Having arrived only moments ago, when the conversation had started, he wanted to see what Isabella wanted to do, but was sucked into hearing the conversation, especially since it was about him and the weird things that had been happening between him and Isabella.
"Well, Isa, that certainly is...interesting."
"I know. I'm not proud of it. But the minute I saw his naked butt, I guess I just lost it. I even took pictures of him naked on my cellphone. I mean, it might be just a little bit too tight for a boy his age..." Outside, Phineas covered his own behind in embarrassment, but continued listening. "But it gives him such an uptight edge that makes him stand out from the other boys. When you really look at his rear in those extremely cute blue shorts he wears, you can just tell that it's so cute! I mean, every time he shakes that adorable butt of his while he's dancing, I wanna just go up to him and slap him. And every time I see him sleeping on his stomach, I get goosebumps all over." Isabella swooned over that thought for a while before returning to reality. Outside, Phineas blushed again.
Gee, I knew I was a good dancer. But I didn't think I was that good. He thought. Guess those lessons really paid off.
"And that's not even the worst of it, Mom! There was another instance where we were showing that new neighbor around town. And then I started bragging about how cute he was, and then I turned him around and started tapping his butt several times, saying that he had a lot of 'junk in his trunk'." Once again, Isabella blushed, feeling shameful over it. "After I came home, I felt bad about it. And that was 3 weeks ago."
"You're saying it got worse up until now?"
"Over the past week or 2, I've noticed that these feelings have been getting worse and worse. A week and a half ago, I actually sneaked into his house at night and decided to watch him while he slept." Vivian gasped again when Isabella admitted to sneaking out of the house at night. "I know, I feel terrible about it. But when I got in and started watching him, it just...it just felt so right. I actually set up cameras around his bed to video tape him sleeping. One was for his head, one was for the middle of his body, and the last was for his waist down. I was so lucky he slept on his stomach all night so that last camera was able to get nothing but his butt."
Vivian gulped and began sweating as Isabella continued. As uncomfortable as it was for her to listen to it, it was 10 times more uncomfortable for Isabella to talk about it. "Oh, and I also put a tape recorder as close to Phineas's mouth as I possibly could."
"Why?"
"So I could get his snoring on tape. I mean, Phineas snores like a wildebeest." She whispered those last four words to her mother. But outside, Phineas could hear this and was once again blushing madly. Snoring was always a big problem for him, but he didn't think it was that bad. Of course, it wasn't like Isabella was offended by this. Actually, she liked it a lot, which is why she did what she did.
"Trust me, Isa, I know. You've had him sleep over her many times in the past."
"Yeah, but that's just on a good day. That was a really, really bad day, so you could imagine how loud it was. But you know what? I really didn't care. Everyone else might think it's repulsive, but I think his snores are the most attractive sounds that can come out of his mouth. In fact, I thought they were so attractive that I even wished that his snoring was louder than it was. It was amazing."
"So you're telling me that you put a tape recorder next to his mouth and now you have 8 hours of his snoring on tape?"
Isabella hesitated on that answer. "Actually, 11. He slept in that morning, which was awesome for me. But it was kinda hard getting all 3 cameras out of the room before he woke up." She took another deep breath. "And over these past couple of weeks, if I were to have a hard time getting to sleep, I'd just turn the recorder on, put the volume on maximum, put my headphones out, and let the sounds of his loud, obnoxious, nighttime snoring sooth me to sleep."
Phineas, still outside, was baffled at what he was hearing. Nobody had ever complained to him on a situation like that before, not even his own family.
"I even went back the next night and instead of recording him while he was sleeping, I actually got into bed with him and rested my head on that butt of his! Oh, it was the most amazing feeling in the world! I felt like I was sleeping in paradise. Since then, I've gone back almost every night."
"Well Isa, I can see you're stressing about this a little bit." Vivian said, preparing her "talk" speech to Isabella. "But let me just say right now that there is nothing to be ashamed of."
"Nothing to be ashamed of?" Isabella immediately questioned. "How could I not be ashamed?"
"But Isa, this is just a part of growing up, and it's normal."
"Normal! It's normal for me to want to use my best friend's cute and firm butt as my own pillow all night, or use his perfectly tight butt cheeks as a pair of Bongos? I didn't even know what Bongos were until last week!"
"Isa, calm down."
"But Mom, I'm scared."
"What are you scared of?"
Yeah, Isabella. What are you scared of? Phineas thought to himself outside the door.
"I'm scared that one of these days, I won't be able to control myself. I'm scared that I'll do or say something about him that I wouldn't want to say, and that he'll become so uncomfortable that he'll hate me forever!" She was on the brink of tears at this point. Truthfully, she was never out to make Phineas miserable with her actions. She had urges, urges she had a difficult time controlling. Phineas contemplated bursting into the house and consoling her, but then simply decided to let Vivian handle it.
"Isa, relax. It's OK." She finally managed to get her to relax a little. "Isa, look, you're growing up. You're becoming quite the young lady. The truth is, everything you're going through is perfectly natural. It's all part of maturing?"
"Maturing? But I'm only 10. I shouldn't even been thinking about these things. I should be thinking about what I'm going to do with Phineas to have fun with him, not what I'm going to do with his body parts."
"It's all part of growing up. Isa, there comes a time in every kid's life where their bodies start to experience some changes. You start to feel differently about boys. I mean, you said it yourself that you feel a sudden strong attraction to Phineas's little behind, right?"
"Right. But let's get the record straight. Phineas's butt is anything but little. It is his best feature, after all. If it was too little for me to notice, we wouldn't be having this conversation." Outside still, Phineas blushed once again.
"Anyway, when this time of your life comes around, something in your body starts to happen. Chemicals in your brain begin working, chemicals known as hormones."
"Hormones?"
"They change you, Isa. They change the way you see boys. They change the way you behave around them. They alter your thoughts, Isa."
"Oh yeah, we learned about them in Health Class. But I thought this stuff doesn't happen until you turn 13 or something."
"It happens when your body starts changing, and this change is known as "puberty". And yes, some kids have to wait until they turn 13 to begin this process. But apparently, for you and for your friend, this stage has come a bit early. Pretty soon, it'll come where you guys will mature and will be thinking about the future and what you plan to do with your lives."
"What? But...does that mean Phineas'll want to give up his desire to make each summer day the best day he possibly can?"
"Possibly." Isabella began to choke up, as did Phineas outside, but Vivian got her to calm down. "But that part is probably not going to come for several more years. After all, you two are still technically kids." The girl slowly began to calm down as her mother placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. Outside, Phineas was feeling for Isabella. He wasn't mad at her at all for any of the stuff she has said or done. He just wished he understood it. So, with that out of the way, he decided to head back across the street to his house for a talk with his dad.
"Mom...you're not mad at me, are you?"
"Well, I must admit, your actions over the past couple of weeks have been...less than exceptional. But I am glad you decided to talk to me about it. You're becoming very mature, Isa."
"And do you think Phineas is going to be mad at me for all the stuff I've done involving this...change I'm going through?"
"I don't think he'll be as mad as he'll be confused. Boys, like girls, have a hard time understand this stuff as well. I'm sure he's just as confused as you are, and I bet you he's having the exact same conversation with his parents."
"You think so?"
"I know so. And don't worry about it, Isa. Like I said before, this is all a process. Some things might seem unethical, and even downright creepy at times, but it is all perfectly normal. So don't be ashamed of it."
"Thanks, Mom." She reached out and gave her mother a big hug.
"And if you have any more questions about this that you don't feel comfortable asking, just know that you can always come to me."
"I'll remember that, Mom. Thanks." She got up from the couch and made her way back upstairs, totally unaware that in just a few moments, Phineas would be having the exact same conversation with his parents.
End of Chapter 1!
Remember what I said, I'm writing this just for the sake of writing it. If you don't like it, don't read it. And absolutely no flames! Otherwise, don't forget to hit that little review button on the bottom (No pun intended, Phineas)
Next Time: Phineas decides to sit down with his dad and have a talk.
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