Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon.
I do own a Riolu named Hyper...no, that would be saying I own myself. Uh... on to the show!
[I'm attempting this again. However, I shall make one thing really clear. I will ignore suggestions made in review! That's why my old ToD fanfic got taken down! So please help support this cause of torturing legendary Pokemon!]
Me: I am a fighting type...the most deadly fighting type Pokemon to ever exist… it's the host of this season of Truth or Dare: Hyper! So my boss told me to use actual humans for this season of Truth or Dare, but I wanted to use legendaries, just like everyone else. Anyways, the legendaries are in their one lovely room designed to keep them calm for the challenges they may have to face. These security cameras show everything!
[Security cameras cut to a room with a bunch of legendaries.]
Me: By the way, I couldn't exactly get every legendary in here… I was supposed to get a room large enough for 100 legendaries, but because my staff was lazy, and just bought some random room over on eBay, I could only fit in a certain number of legendaries for this show.
Uxie: Ugh, Victini, can you just stop burning the place up?
Victini: Victory! Victory! Victory! [Uses a fire blast each time he says victory.]
Meloetta: After all, there's no need to say anything at first.
An orange, peeled and quartered, flares like a tulip on a wedgewood plate...
Anything can happen...
Outside the sun has rolled up her rugs,
and night strewn salt across the sky!
My heart is humming a tune I haven't heard in years!
Quiet's cool flesh— let's sniff and eat it...
There are ways to make of the moment a topiary, so the pleasure's in walking through...
Darkrai: Ugh, I don't want to hear songs of love.
Latias: Hey, Meloetta… How could you be happy when we're about to go to hell?
Meloetta: You mean the fun fun truth or dare game?
Darkrai: Haven't you heard the nightmares fanfic writers make the characters go through when they write a Truth of Dare story?
Meloetta: No...why?
Celebi: Meloetta, it all depends on- [Gets burned] Who did that?!
Uxie: Victini, I will attack you if you don't stop.
Victini: Victory! Victory! Victory! [Uses a fire blast each time he says victory.]
[Mesprit and Azelf are burned from Victini.]
Mesprit: WE WERE TRYING TO PLAY CHOPSTICKS!
Manaphy: Oh, I wanna play! I wanna play!
Azelf: I'm sorry, but you need hands.
Manaphy: Don't you have~
Mesprit: Don't you dare question it.
Me: Yeah, I also wonder how they could play chopsticks~
[A random Machop from the audience comes up to me, and whispers something.]
Me: Oh, telepathy?
[The Machop nods and leaves the stage for his seat.]
Me: Well… Here's Dialga's taste of his own power! [Pushes a button that hurts every legendary in the room for some mysterious reason, as mysterious as Roar of Time.]
[Every legendary is groaning in pain.]
Cresselia: Victini, shut up!
Victini: Victory! Victory! Victory! [Fires fire blast each time he says victory.]
Heatran: How the heck does he stay standing…?
Dialga: It's time. Arceus, you're probably not going to like it.
Arceus: Well, what else. I got tortured in season 22.
Uxie: Well, we're lucky that season lasted only 4 episodes.
Every Legendary: -nods-
Shaymin & Meloetta: Yay! Game time!
[The curtain behind Hyper rises.]
Cresselia: Oh dear… How am I ever going to recover from doing these dares with such a huge audience?
Me: Don't worry Cresselia, it's only 17,000 Pokemon and Humans live. The rest are watching on their televisions!
Darkrai: Not this nightmare again…
Meloetta: May the games be ever in your favor…
Me: Now, the legendary Pokemon on this stage will be introduced to you dumb-dumbs who have never studied Pokemon Mythology.
I welcome to you, the legendaries!
[Cue audience cheering and applauding.]
Me: In order, the males legendaries on stage here are: Mewtwo, Raikou, Entei, Latios, Kyogre, Groudon, Dialga, Palkia, Heatran, Darkrai, Arceus, Victini, and Keldeo! That's 13 males. Ooo! My favorite number!
Keldeo: Who's Entei...and Raikou?
Raikou: That'll be us. And that's Entei. [Points to Entei] Thought you might want to know who he looks like before we die from this show.
Victini: Don't worry, we'll get through this! [Nearly gets cut-off by Dialga.]
Dialga: Oh~ I thought you were going to Fire Blast this place up again.
Victini: Victory! Victory! [shoots out two Fire Blasts]
Heatran: Nice going, Dialga.
Mew: Mew!
Keldeo: What about that one? [Points to Mew]
Mewtwo: Don't get him get near anything that'll get him hyper.
Me: And the female legendaries on here are: Suicune, Mew, Celebi, Latias, Jirachi, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Giratina, Cresselia, Manaphy, Shaymin, and Meloetta! That also adds up to 13. I like that.
Jirachi: Best wishes to you all…
Uxie: I wish...
Manaphy: T-R-U-T-H
Shaymin: O-R
Meloetta: D-A-R-E
Shaymin: What does that spell?
Manaphy, Shaymin, and Meloetta: TRUTH OR DARE!
Me: I also like those cheers! Maybe I should give softer truths or dares for Manaphy, Shaymin, and Meloetta.
[Half of the audience booed Hyper.]
Me: Well, at least 50% of the audience is with me on that decision. [sigh]
Me: Anyways, before the game show starts, I have to cover the rules, okay?
Me: First, no M-rated truths or dares.
Celebi: Aww...
Me: Also, no truths or dares in relation with farting, pissing, or pooping. Seriously. I only clean up blood, and any other objects around here. Even your soul!
Next, no truths or dares that murder me. I'm the host here, so I don't deserve to die!
Lastly, please send truth and dare suggestions via PM. Any and all suggestions sent by review WILL be ignored!
I guess that's the end. Thanks for listening, or reading. This is going to get chaotic.
[Curtains descend down, hiding the legendaries and Hyper.]
Me: Okay… Where'd I put the pile of candy for Celebi…?
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