Hello, everyone and welcome to another fic written by yours truly, Icee the Hedgehog! I bet you all thought I was dead, didn't you?

Anyways, so as you may have noticed, this is my first try at trying to put together a friendship/humor Smash Bros related series of oneshots. This thing has no definite end, rather it's just something to help get me into the groove of writing and updating regularly as I prepare to write more serious Mega Man related fics. I'd really appreciate your feedback! Who knows, I might keep this thing updated even after my more serious stuff is published if enough people like it.

Without any further blabbing from me, enjoy the story!

PROLOGUE

"Yeah, that one, please. Thank you, Elec Man." Rock states as I pull down the last Lucina Amiibo from the rack. It was the very last one in stock at the Smash Mansion's Gift Shop, so Rock was pretty lucky to have the chance to grab it given the speed at which the Fire Emblem character Amiibos go nowadays. These things just came in at 8AM this morning, and now we're sold out at 9AM. I for one am starting to feel that the rate at which Amiibos of any kind are going nowadays is by far ridiculous, but Master Hand's happy that it's making money(which usually ends up going straight out the door for repairs for damages caused by Smashers anyway). As such, he keeps ordering more for me to sell at the Gift Shop every weekend, and anything good is always out the door by noon on Saturday, just before matches begin for the day.

My name is Elec Man, and I run this little Gift Shop. You see, when I first moved here along with all of the other new Assist Trophies for the fourth tourney, Master Hand decided to assign us different jobs around the manor to attend to along with our fighting duties. He just so happened to assign me with the duty of running this place - totally by myself. When I first got the job, I thought it was going to be a piece of cake. After all, if I could handle working at high voltage power plants all day back at home, I could handle some little thing like this, right? I am the best of Light's first line of Masters after all!

However, as I settled into the flow of my new job, I found that things weren't as easy as I had expected. Being worn out from fighting seems to make no difference to the Smashers' attitudes. Most of them are always decent towards me - respectful and polite, even when what they want isn't in stock. However, there is still that rather large portion of Smashers who act like a bunch of downright fools to me no matter what I do. No rare Amiibo? No trophy that's only stocked once a month it seems? No floor ice cream? (whatever in Light's name that is!) Temper tantrum. Taking too long to scan and bag fifteen bags of crap that I have no idea what someone's gonna even do with? Yelling "I've got things I gotta do!", or worse, an article of clothing or furniture thrown at my head. Oh, and don't get me started on the various side things that can happen that I have yet to mention. It's a big headache to even work here for a few hours on most days. Nonetheless, I try my best to keep my cool and not lash out at anyone no matter how angry I get, as I know that Master Hand will have a bird if I did. Despite this, there's still been a few times I've harmed a few Smashers or said a few choice words that got me into some trouble with the Hand.

Rock however, is one of those nicer customers, and also my brother. Since he's family, I usually save him rare things like Amiibos and trophies. I always call him first when I know new Amiibos are coming in, and I put one of each kind (along with another set of each kind for my own collection), aside in the back room for him to pick up whenever he's ready. That way, it won't get snatched up at 8 o'clock by the other crazy Smashers wanting the Amiibos. I do the same with trophies. And every time I do, Rock thanks me for the extra effort.

I carry the Lucina Amiibo that I took down for Rock over to the check out station and scan it, along with the Pac-Man, Charizard, Wario, and Robin Amiibos that Rock picked up earlier. I then put all of the items in a bag which sports the Smash Bros 4 Logo on it as Rock hands me the gold for the items. After giving Rock his items and taking the gold, I place the gold in the register and give him his change and receipt.

"Thanks, Elec." Rock says with a grin. "I really appreciate you saving me a set of the Wave 4 Amiibos - and saving me a set of all the waves as they've come out. Without you, I don't think I'd ever have a complete Amiibo collection."

He chuckles a bit, as do I.

"But of course!" I say with a grin. "Afterall, you are my brother - the only one that lives in the Smash Mansion - and one of my better customers, so saving you some Amiibos is the least I can do!"

"Yeah...but I've already been hearing of how quickly the Fire Emblem Amiibos are going." Rock said, looking at his new Lucina and Robin Amiibos. "Hah, Sonic's gonna be so jealous! In fact, I'm gonna go surprise him! I'll see you around, Elec!"

"Have a Smashing Fun Day!" I give my usual farewell. It's not my choice to say it - it's a line I have to say every time a Smasher leaves the gift shop. Personally, I find it cheesy and stupid, but I say it anyway. Knowing some Smashers here, if I don't say the phrase one time, I might get tattled on and punished for something so silly as a goodbye line.

Rock, knowing the same thing, chuckles lightly as he leaves the shop, the bells chiming as he pushes the door out.

Since there are no customers in the shop at the moment, and there are no boxes in the back room to unload, I decide to take some time to grab an E-Tank and relax awhile. I don't get too much free time, since I'm in this shop every day from 6 til noon, then fighting from noon to 6, and then back in here from 6 til midnight, and of course sleeping for the other 6 hours. As such, I cherish the time that I do get to just sit down and relax, even if it's for just a few minutes. However, no sooner could I grab an E-Tank from the back room's mini freezer, I hear the bells chime. A customer has walked in.

So much for any time to relax...

I take my E-Tank over to the front desk, seeing who walked in. Sonic the Hedgehog - and as usual, he hasn't closed the god forsaken door!

One thing I hate is the door not being closed after someone walks in to this shop! Especially since the door to this place leads into the outside - it lets cold air out and warm air in during the summer, and warm air out and cold air in during the winter. Not to mention it causes gross bugs to fly in - and the worst thing ever is for some nasty fly or wasp to come buzzing into this shop because someone (particularly Sonic) doesn't close the door!

I'm sorry, but I hate bugs with a burning passion. Particularly annoying buzzing insects. I remember that Sonic didn't close the door one day, and this very annoying, buzzing hornet came in, and I had to listen to it all day long until it flew out when Rosalina took some flowers out the door. That thing drove me insane, and I couldn't shock it either since it was hanging near the flower department all day...which sadly, is right beside the register!

"Geez, who peed in your E-Tank?" Sonic mutters as he closes the door.

"No one." I say bluntly as I crack open my E-Tank, just wanting Sonic to get out of here at this point. I never really cared for Sonic in general, and it's not just because he never closes my door either. His personality gets on my nerves, He reminds me of Quick Man, and I hate Quick Man with a burning passion. "Now, how can I help you?"

"Got another set of Wave 4 Amiibos?" Sonic asks me.

"Sorry, but Lucina's sold out." I state, after taking a sip of my E-Tank. "Rock grabbed the last one."

Purposely not telling Sonic I saved one for Rock because it's really not his business...

Sonic's eyes widen at that as he slams his hands onto the desk, nearly knocking my E-Tank down in the process.

"What!?" he yells. "Mega Man took the last one, again!?"

"Sorry Sonic, but maybe you ought to start pre-ordering instead of coming last minute." I tell him. "Now would you like the others? They're all in stock."

"Fine, fine..." Sonic sighs taking his hands off the counter. "Darn Mega Man! He takes the last of everything!"

"Get here faster, then." I reply, pulling down the other Wave 4 Amiibos for Sonic.

"Fine, you know what?!" Sonic says, raising a finger up. "As soon as I know when Wave 5 comes out, I'm calling ahead!"

"Sorry, but I've already gotten 5 calls about Dark Pit, so you're in line, buddy." I respond with a slight grin, setting down his bag of Amiibos. "Now, let's see, each of these Amiibos are 300 gold each, so you owe 1200 gold, please."

Sonic scowls slightly at me as he gives me the money. I place it into the register and give him his change, receipt, and bag of items.

"Thank you and have a Smashing Fun Day!" I say as Sonic walks out - not closing the door. On top of that, a wasp flies in and swarms around the flower area, buzzing away.

Darn you, hedgehog! I think to myself as I slam the door closed.

And this is just one of many headaches of the day... I hate my life sometimes!