Total Drama Boney Island
Chapter 1 Part 1: Triple threat!
By: The Firebending Frog
Forward:
Welcome to Total Drama Boney Island, for those of you who don't know you're about to read a story where twenty four OC's compete for a million dollars. You may be thinking that OC stories suck, and I can assure you this one won't. For those of you who haven't read Total Drama Return to the Island (My other fic which you don't need to read to understand this story) I am an experienced writer with chapters that usually contain over 10,000 to 22,000 words. That simply means you'll actually get to know the characters I'm going to be presenting to you. And trust me these characters have been created, replaced, worked on, given backstories, and even have their own personalities. This and more shall be revealed throughout the season. For those few readers who read my other fic i'll let you know that this one has a actually good season villain, probably the only character I plan on taking far, Oh speaking of elimination, I haven't planned them at all, well except the first one of course, most of the time I just cut the least interesting and most obnoxious of the group so you can continue to cheer your favorites. With that being said this season will be better, bigger, and all around more funny. Well i'll try to top Helga but who knows I might just fail.
Updates come at least once a month so sit back, relax, and take another ride with Chris and Chef, this is Total Drama Boney Island!
Disclaimer:
I do not own Total Drama, I Do however own all twenty four contestants and any OC i'll add in the future, so please don't steal them.
Warning:
This Chapter of Total Drama Boney Island Contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by imaginary teens, A rich kid, An over the top Heterophobe, an insomniac, Tension, Mutated wildlife, Disgusting cabins, a shocking triple elimination, and Chris Mclean. Do not try any of what you read here at home, seriously, You could get really messed up.
I also have no hatred for Gay people or people of religion. Two of the characters portrayed here are purely for comedic purposes. Any similarities to any people living, fictional, or dead is purely coincidental.
Chris Mclean stood on the dock of shame next to a faded sign that read: Camp Wawanakwa. Chris was currently drinking a Latte while waiting for the signal to begin rolling his intro. One of his interns was trying to powder his face but Chris kept turning his head just to frustrate them.
"Isn't this great Chef, We've rebuilt the cabins, We got you new cooking supplies, and we have another batch of victims, I mean contestants." Chris smirked moving his head again and making the inter growl in rage and move to his other side.
"Sure." Chef replied as he read over a clipboard, "We only have to do your intro now and the interns can start shipping our new campers over the lake."
"Well then, without further ado, let us begin." Chris grinned shoving the intern out of the camera's view and grinning.
"The islands camera's begin rolling in Five, Four, Three, Two, One." The cameraman counted down as suddenly red lights blinked to life all over the island as the cameras began capturing footage of nature before twenty four teenagers would begin ruining it again.
"Hello I'm Chris Mclean bringing you yet another season of Total Drama." Chris grinned as the camera caught his entire makeup filled glory, "We've once again returned to our home in beautiful Muskoka, somewhere."
Chris began walking down the dock showing it in its entirely disgusting and broken glory.
"So this season we didn't sign up twenty two campers or less we decided to go bigger with a total of Twenty four, for more drama, laughs, and embarrassment." Chris explained stopping next to the sign and leaning on it, "They'll be hanging out at our traditional Summer camp and have to deal with Gross camp food, mostly terrible sleeping conditions, and each other. But what fun is just watching them for the whole Summer? It isn't, that's why every day we have them compete in a life threatening challenge that will likely cause friction. The team that loses has to eliminate someone from the game, this means they're down a member for next week. The person who gets voted out will take a ride on one of our various forms of getting them out of here and loses their chance at a million dollars. However this season we have twist that may or may not be explained to the campers, but you'll figure it out quickly."
Chris was suddenly at the bonfire pit which had ten seats made out of various barrels and logs, before the bonfire pit was a makeshift podium.
"They will face the judgement here where I'll try to cause tension before letting them vote, the campers who are safe will receive a marshmallow." Chris explained holding up a try filled with marshmallows, "The camper who receives the most votes.."
Chris held up a box with a slit in the top for dramatic effect.
"... Will not receive one, they'll go away, and be eliminated from the game." Chris explained, "Afterwards the remainder of the team will most likely be weakened and have to suffer the consequences. When we reach a specific point in the game where not enough drama or laughs are being produced we'll merge the teams and have them compete individually for the prize, which is One Million Dollars! Which let's face it they'll probably waste and end up in the working class."
Confessional
Chris: To accomplish this goal they'll need to outplay, outsmart, and even outscore their opponents, but the last one standing will be crowned champion!
"So get ready because we're launching a brand new season under the title of Total Drama Boney Island!" Chris exclaimed.
Theme Song: I wanna be Famous
Chris was back on the dock of shame alone this time, Chef was likely cooking lunch while the interns busied themselves by kicking a ball around in the background.
"Well now that we understand the game let's introduce our first contestant." Chris grinned looking out into the lake, "Ah, here he comes now."
The first boat pulled up and a Caucasian boy with fine black hair and a miniature but fair mustache, his eyes were blue and he wore a dress shirt with the waist untucked and black dress pants and shoes.
"Chris Mclean." The boy smiled walking forward, "Fair as usual."
"Thank you Lawrence." Chris nodded shaking the boy's hand, "You're the first to arrive."
"You aren't going to tell them about-" Lawrence started.
"No, that was a request you made yourself so I won't reveal it, but may I hint at it?" Chris asked.
"I find that acceptable." Lawrence nodded walking to the end of the dock.
"Here comes contestant number two, Joe!" Chris exclaimed as a second speedboat approached with a average sized guy of African decent on it, he had brown eyes, black hair which was styled in a massive afro twice the size of his head, he wore his jeans exceptionally low and a very baggy grey T-shirt and jean jacket.
"What's up Chris!" Joe asked in a very American accent, "Is everything prepared for the presence of Afro Joe?!"
Lawrence snickered at this and Joe whipped his head around and glared at the other boy.
"Don't comment unless you have more Swag than me!" Joe exclaimed smugly.
"Pardon, more what?" Lawrence asked in confusion.
"Just shut up!" Joe yelled.
Lawrence gave Chris a questioning look and Chris shrugged to show he didn't understand the boy's strange behavior either.
"Well let's continue by adding our first female contestant." Chris exclaimed regaining his normal smile and pose, "Please welcome Jay."
"HI GUYS!" A voice from the speedboat that just pulled up yelled, a girl who looked about fifteen stepped off the boat, she had brown hair done up in a ponytail, blue eyes, Caucasian skin, a light blush, and a very small nose. She wore jeans and for some reason had a skirt over them, a red tank top, and had a white sweater tied around her waist.
"What the **** is on your feet?" Joe demanded.
"What my socks?" Jay asked confused before pulling pant leg up slightly and revealing electric blue socks with pink kittens all over them, "These matched my clothes so I packed them."
"Intriguing," Lawrence muttered toying with his moustache.
"That is not intriguing!" Joe spat, "look at them, it's like Electro ran a pink kitten farm and was turned into socks!"
"Hey!" I can wear what I want!" Jay protested, "Pull up your pants you weirdo!"
"Wearing your pants low is cool." Joe replied, "And no one tells Afro Joe what to do!"
"Afro Joe?" Jay snickered, "What was Mullet Marcus taken already?"
"Shut up!" Joe growled.
"How about Buzz Cut Billy?" Lawrence snickered.
"Who are you exactly?" Jay asked.
"Lawrence von Portican." Lawrence replied shaking her hand.
"What was River mc shipment taken?" Joe laughed while the other two watched him awkwardly.
"Well then meet Sensan." Chris announced while Joe began laughing at the sound of the newcomers name.
The Speedboat that approached had a boy of Indian Decent on it, he looked to be about sixteen years old and had his hair cut so short it looked like he was bald from a distance, He had mysterious green eyes that seemed to drill right into the other's souls but they seemed friendly enough. He wore a plain white shirt and had simple brown shorts on. besides that he carried a single small suitcase that likely didn't hold much in it.
"Greetings." He greeted the moment he stepped onto the dock, his voice was very accented, "I am Sensan, pleased to meet you."
"An absolute delight." Lawrence nodded, "I'm Lawrence."
"Jay!' Jay piped up excitably.
"Afro Joe." Joe stated coldly.
"Interesting names." Sensan nodded, "I hope we can get along."
"Why wouldn't we?!" Jay asked loudly, "Heather isn't competing... Heather isn't competing right?"
"No." Chris replied.
"YAY!" Jay cheered shutting her eyes in happiness.
"Are you just in a permanently good mood?" Joe asked.
"Pretty much." Jay nodded while rocking back and forth on her heels.
"So where are you from?" Lawrence asked.
"Well I was originally living in India but we moved to Toronto six years ago." Sensan explained, "If you were wondering about my accent that is the reason."
"I wasn't asking." Lawrence replied, "I think it's cool."
"Whoa a foreigner!" Jay exclaimed, "How many languages do you speak?"
"One." Sensan replied awkwardly.
"Oh... Well that's cool too." Jay smiled.
"Well here comes the next competitor, Serena." Chris grinned as a ginger haired girl with a bright sheen in her hair stepped off her boat and onto the dock, she had Pretty green eyes and skin that looked like it would have a hard time tanning and would burn instead. She wore a sleeveless white top with a bright blue scarf, she wore slim dress pants and yellow high heels, everything about her look spelled shopping, even her bags were larger than anyone else's.
"Hot chick." Joe grinned.
"She's beautiful." Lawrence gasped.
"Hi I'm Jay!" Jay greeted running up to the much taller girl and grabbing her hand.
"Serena." Serena replied taking her hand back, "Want to help me with my bags?"
"WOULD I!" Jay yelled scaring Serena slightly before grabbing the two bags nearest to her and dashing off with them, Serena grabbed the rest and followed.
"Hey babe, names Joe. Afro Joe." Joe grinned raising his eyebrow in a very unattractive way.
"Yeah my daddy says I shouldn't converse with your kind." Serena replied through gritted teeth, "he says you're a bad influence on society."
"YOLO." Joe argued grabbing her hand.
Serena's eyes widened and she stole her hand back before walking over to the others.
"Come on hot stuff." Joe grinned mischievously, "Am I not cool enough?"
"No, you scare me!" Serena exclaimed.
"I like your Scarf." jay commented grabbing the girl's scarf.
"Leave the designer stuff alone please." Serena ordered grabbing Jay's hand and moving it away from her clothes.
"Straight from the streets of Calgary comes our next contestant Jarvis!' Chris exclaimed as another Speedboat pulled up with a stoned looking teenager. He wore a safety orange toque that was covered in grime, A crusty dark green overcoat, Torn and unwashed jeans, Fingerless gloves, and shoes with holes in them. He had a disgusting smell wafting around him while his greasy and long brown hair hung from his toque, Black Bloodshot eyes, a disgusting moustache and beard, and finally a dopey grin.
"Hey all you losers!" Jarvis spat as he jumped off the boat, "Why are all of you here? Not a single one of you looks like you need the money."
"I kind of do, I need to buy a house and food when I move out-" Jay started but was interrupted by Jarvis screaming.
"Why would you waste your life away on addictive things like that?" Jarvis demanded with a wave of his arm.
"Addictive things?" Jay asked confused.
"Clothes, Shelter, food, it's like that's all you can think of, ever thought about those of us trying to do the world a favor by making Marijuana legal?" Jarvis demanded.
"So you aren't down on your luck?" Lawrence asked.
"Nope, this embodiment of beauty you see before you is a choice, I don't follow what you follow, cleaning myself? What a waste of time." Jarvis ranted while waving his arms wildly.
"He's crazy." Joe whispered to Serena, "Not cute crazy like Julia but scary crazy."
"back off." Serena ordered shooting him a glare.
"I'm going." Joe muttered backing off.
"You all can go to ****!" Jarvis yelled, "For wasting your lives on unimportant things, true beauty is in using what the earth has to offer."
"Like water?" Jay asked, she seemed to be the only one actually listening.
"**** water!" Jarvis yelled making Jay flinch, "All you do is pollute it!"
"Planting trees?" Jay asked.
"**** TREES!" Jarvis yelled, "they take up too much space, all you need in life is anything that can give you an artificial high."
"And you're an insult to the underprivileged." Lawrence stated.
Jarvis drew a pocket knife and pointed it at the well dressed boy.
"Who's to say who's underprivileged?" he demanded, "I could be anything I wanted to be, it's privileged folk like you that simply walk all over us, I don't need a job, I'm half native I can just wait for my treaty check."
"What other group are you going to offend?" Lawrence demanded knocking the knife away, "The more you talk the more I hate you."
"Zip it rich boy." Jarvis growled before stumbling away.
"What a jerk." Serena muttered, "I felt sorry for him until he started talking."
"Why does he swear so much?" Jay asked curiously.
Chris was about to say something when a loud footstep was heard and a very tall guy stepped out onto the dock, he was very broad and looked like he worked out a lot, his brown hair was in a military style buzz cut although his posture showed he'd spent no time in a military camp, he had white skin, Brown eyes, and a sly grin which basically told everyone that he was one of the cocky party animals that every high school has. he wore a white hockey jersey with a logo of a beaver and the word Beavers printed on it, he also wore shorts, sandals, and a shark tooth necklace that would probably piss Fang off. His eyes instantly fell on Serena.
"Hey babe." He winked, "I'd try to make you mine but I got a girl back home that probably wouldn't take kindly to me sucking face with a girl with smaller tits."
To say the least Serena looked exceptionally offended.
"so what was that supposed to accomplish?" Sensan asked.
"I don't know, just having a little fun." Duke shrugged his muscles rippling and freaking Jay and Lawrence out, "so far there are no babes, just a slightly pretty girl in designer clothes. But then again I'd much prefer it if she was wearing the usual attire for my town, Short shorts and a tank top with holes in the sides."
"Are you trying to be rude?" Lawrence asked before Duke punched him in the arm.
"Come on fancy boy, live a little, this is just me trying to make friends, stop taking everything so personally." Duke explained as Lawrence rubbed his shoulder, "I'm pretty laid back."
"Sports are overrated!" Jarvis yelled.
"What was that dumpster boy?' Duke asked turning around.
"Wasting time on sports." Jarvis grumbled, "Do something with your life."
Duke looked at Lawrence for an answer but Lawrence just shrugged.
"I like you!" Jay exclaimed jumping into his arms, "Do you like socks?"
Duke promptly dropped her on the ground and dusted his hands off.
"He's just a cocky type of guy, he'll be better as time passes." Sensan explained, "He's in an unfamiliar environment so it shouldn't take long for us to look past his habits and see the person beneath it all."
"Do you have to speak in nothing but promotional speeches?' Joe demanded, "Be a bit more mellow."
"Mellow?" Sensan asked, "You seem to be one who isn't very good at school or sports so you try to be different so people will notice you."
"Weirdo.' Joe muttered, "My ways are the future of society."
"I pray it's not." Lawrence commented blandly.
"Please welcome our next competitor Luiza!" Chris exclaimed as yet another speedboat pulled up with a girl who was of obvious south American decent, she had black hair held up in a tail by what looked like a miniature skull impaled on two spears that created what should have been crossbones, she had mischievous brown eyes, and a crooked smile that just spelled trouble. She wore a dark purple dress and brown gloves that covered every inch of her hands, to add to the mystery she carried two bags, one was obviously full of clothes but the other she held close. The other one had the skull in her hair imprinted on it, probably a brand or something.
Chris helped the girl off the boat and she gazed at the others with a analyzing look as if testing for danger.
"Hello, you must be the competition." Luiza greeted putting the bag she didn't seem to find important down and holding the other one closer.
"Yeah! I'm Jay!" Jay greeted before pointing at Duke and purring his name, "And that's Duke."
"Interesting." Luiza nodded.
"Lawrence." Lawrence greeted holding out his hand for a handshake but she didn't take it.
"I'm Afro Joe." Joe greeted, "The best and also awesome, why don't you put that bag down?"
"Remind me to make a doll out of you later." Luiza hissed, for some reason she said that line in a threatening way when dolls are clearly not threatening.
"Okay, weirdo alert." Joe snickered before Serena hit him over the head with one of her bags, "Watch the hair!"
"Lose a job!" Jarvis yelled making Luiza shoot a questioning look at the others.
"We're trying to ignore him." Lawrence explained.
"He's a little nuts." Sensan nodded.
"Okay then." Luiza nodded walking over to Serena and standing next to her.
"Here comes contestant number nine, Winston!" Chris announced as a finely dressed boy wearing a teal polo shirt, cargo shorts, and sandals stepped onto the dock, he had green eyes that seemed to glare at everyone, tidy brown hair, spotless teeth, and an exceptionally large nose.
"Oh my god, what are you people wearing?" Winston demanded, "You're trying to show off to the opposite gender aren't you?"
"Um, no." Lawrence replied, "I always dress like this."
"Yeah stay away from me or I might catch something." Winston replied shuffling to the side of the dock.
"Hi I'm Jay!" Jay greeted and Winston hissed at her making her back away.
"You people are the scum of the earth!" Winston yelled, "Anyone with any decency can see that being straight is the worst thing possible for the current generation."
"... How?" Duke demanded, "Don't you need someone of the opposite gender to reproduce."
"Okay look, I know there are people who hate gay people, but not everyone is like that, why the heck are you acting like this?" Lawrence demanded.
"My entire view on the world is a personal thing, you can't change it!" Winston yelled angrily, "My people have been looked down upon and now it will be the other way around."
"So being a jerk is your way of getting people to like you?" Sensan asked, "This is about the worst thing you could say to people, this isn't promoting anything, it's making people hate it more."
"Homophobic people get away with acting like this so I can get away with being Heterophobic." Winston replied.
"I'm confused." Serena stated quietly.
"You know people who hate gays? Yeah he's like the opposite." Luiza replied, "He hates straight people, I thought it was just a fictional thing but I've been wrong before."
"he's almost as crazy as Jarvis." Serena replied in a upset tone, "Please tell me I'm on your team."
"Here's hoping." Luiza replied, "better to be my friend than be my enemy."
"Why's that?" Serena asked.
"I practice the art of Voodoo." Luiza replied motioning to her bag, "It's a hobby I don't expect you to be too interested, most people aren't."
"... Well your dress is cute, where did you get it?" Serena asked slightly put off by the other girl's way of talking.
"I made it." Luiza replied.
Suddenly everyone's attention was drawn to the dock where another camper had stepped onto the creaky old wood. The boy was only a bit shorter than Duke and was of middle eastern decent, he seemed pretty normal, he had stubble all over his face and a clean rat stash, his black eyes seemed friendly enough and he wore a white dress shirt, Black Dress pants, and shoes that matched. He smiled upon seeing the camp and walked over to his competition.
"Hi guys, I'm Wilbur." he greeted.
"Nice to meet you!" Jay exclaimed happily shaking his hand rapidly, "You can call me Jay because that's my name!"
"You're friendly." Wilbur smiled.
"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Lawrence." Lawrence nodded.
"Serena."
"Luiza."
"Afro Joe."
"terrorist!" Jarvis screamed.
"What?" Wilbur asked looking around wildly, "Where is he? He won't hurt me will he?!"
"Calm down dude, Jarvis is just crazy as a kettle." Luiza stated, "Don't take anything he says seriously."
"he'll kill us all!" Jarvis screamed.
"Shut up!" Duke ordered, "You're an annoying garbage bin!"
"Thank you." Jarvis nodded making Duke shake his head and roll his eyes.
"So where are you from?" Jay asked.
"Toronto." Wilbur replied nervously.
"Awesome! How does it feel to live in the fourth most populated city in North America?" Jay asked looking him dead in the eyes.
"It's that big?" Wilbur asked, "I didn't realize that."
"Yeah." Jay replied, "We'll have people from all different places and all walks of life here."
"Bet I'm the only one with any class." Winston muttered while Sensan and Joe glared at him.
"Yo!" Joe greeted.
"What is this the thirties?" Luiza asked making Joe sigh and back away.
"Where did you get those pants?" Serena asked, "What's the brand?"
"I don't know..." Wilbur trailed off gazing a his competition, they may all be weird but for the most part they seemed nice, "But thank you... I think."
"Why do you care about clothes so much anyway Serena?" Jay asked curiously.
"Oh I love shopping, new clothes just call to me." Serena replied with a slight daze, "Surviving this could help fuel my love for shopping."
"I'm not really a mall shopper." jay replied, "I make all my clothes, I especially like making socks!"
"We can tell." Joe muttered as everyone who wasn't there at the time noticed the socks Jay was wearing proudly.
"Please welcome contestant number eleven, Raelynn!" Chris exclaimed as the next speedboat pulled up with a girl standing on it asleep. She had untamed black hair that stuck out in cartoony ways from under the black hood of her hoodie. She wore a purple skirt and worn black runners and had goggles styled after an anime on her head resting above her hair. She had high cheekbones and looked to be of European decent. besides this she was completely asleep until the boat came o a stop and she wavered before waking up and catching herself. Her eyes were blue and extremely bloodshot with black rings around them.
"We're here already." Raelynn yawned stretching her arms out and smacking her lips tiredly.
"Hi, I'm Jay!" jay greeted as Raelynn stepped off the boat and shuffled toward the competition carrying a single suitcase that rolled behind her.
"Hi." Raelynn smiled sleepily shaking the girl's hand.
"This is Duke, And Afro Joe, and Serena, and... Wait is she asleep again?" jay asked letting of Raelynn's hand which fell to her side like a wet noodle.
"AWAKE!" Raelynn yelled before yawning again, "Sorry guys I suffer from Insomnia."
"Then why don't you take medication?" Duke asked.
"Can't afford it, Food is more important." Raelynn replied shuffling to the rest of the group and placing her bag down in the ever growing pile of baggage.
"There goes another absolutely mad person caring more about food than drugs!" Jarvis yelled.
"No one cares Jarvis!" Lawrence sighed loudly.
"I do!" Jarvis yelled.
"That doesn't count." Lawrence argued.
"Yes it does." Jarvis nodded.
"No." Lawrence replied.
"Yes." Jarvis nodded his eyes still wide open.
"he's creepy." Raelynn summed up before sitting down and curling her legs towards her, "I might be able to sleep with this serene nature..."
"Raelynn?" Luiza asked looking at the girl curiously.
Her response was a shallow breathing and light snoring.
"Let her sleep." Wilbur suggested, "If she's on my team I want her well rested."
"I don't want any of you on my team, gay haters!" Winston hissed but everyone ignored him.
The next speedboat that pulled up dropped a girl off with Long Blonde hair, a figure that looked like it had been very slim but now had a bit of a more defined shape that just led to a more mature looking body, She had brown eyes and naturally tanned skin, probably of mixed race. Her brown eyes were very warm and motherly. She wore a very short skirt and a very revealing top and had sunglasses in her hair.
"Hi guys." The girl greeted.
"Welcome Ariel." Chris grinned shaking her hand and motioning the very busty girl towards the others.
"Thanks Chris." Ariel thanked in a very seductive voice that somehow sounded natural.
"Niiiice." Joe smiled.
"She's the reason why so many people are straight." Winston growled rolling his eyes, "Who'd want to have someone of the opposite gender anyway?"
"My name is joe, Afro Joe." Joe smiled bowing to the girl.
"Your afro is so cute." Ariel smiled poking it and giving a wink to Duke.
"Guh-guh-guh." Duke stuttered before hitting himself, "You have a girlfriend."
"Hi I'm Jay!" Jay greeted pushing Wilbur and Sensan aside so she could reach the newcomer.
"Pleasure." Ariel nodded, "You have nice... Hair..."
"It's just soap and conditioner." Jay replied grabbing her ponytail.
"Seems like she has a good strategy." Luiza muttered.
"What is it?" Serena asked.
"Notice how every guy minus Sensan and Winston is now wrapped under her finger?" Luiza asked, "Either she's oblivious or she's already playing the game."
"Let's hope for the former." Serena replied looking back at where Ariel was now talking to Lawrence, "I'd hate to have a really strategic player."
"But look on the bright side, that skirt sure will hinder her performance in challenges." Luiza smirked.
"I likes you Purdy lady." Jarvis smiled as Ariel turned around and screamed jumping into Joe's arms.
"Get it away from me! He's going to mug me!" Ariel yelled not noticing Joe feeling up her buttocks while he could.
"I wouldn't hurt a lady like you, unless you eat food!" Jarvis yelled before stumbling away due to his untied shoelaces.
"Who's that?" Ariel asked.
"Jarvis." Lawrence replied.
"He's a offense to the people with nothing." Sensan explained.
"Okay then." Ariel nodded.
"Please welcome our next competitor Kylee!" Chris exclaimed as another girl set foot on the dock, she was Caucasian and happened to be the tallest and strongest looking girl that had shown up yet, she probably could have held her own against Duke if she wanted to. The girl had short brown hair with black dyed bangs, a nose ring, an eyebrow piercing, hazel eyes, and a very tough expression. She wore jeans and a white tank top, despite how unfeminine she looked she carried a black suitcase and a Hello Kitty Pillow. No one would ask her about that.
"How's it hanging?" Joe asked.
"Okay I guess." Kylee replied, "Too bad this competition is devoid of comfort."
"It can be harsh but maybe we'll have better living conditions this season." jay smiled.
"Wouldn't count on it!" Chris exclaimed.
"Aww." Jay pouted before smiling again, "I'm Jay!"
"Nice to meet you jay." Kylee smiled shaking her hand. The new girl seemed friendly enough.
"I'm Luiza." Luiza greeted.
"Serena." Serena smiled.
"Names Ariel." Ariel smiled.
"No offense, but can you put some clothes on?" Kylee asked pointing at the busty girl.
"But I am wearing clothes, shouldn't we get along?" Ariel asked.
"You talk like a mother yet dress like a party animal." Kylee commented dryly.
"Well Sor-ree!" Ariel exclaimed taking a step back and accidentally stepping on Raelynn's hand.
"What's going on?" Raelynn asked sleepily before noticing Ariel looking at her with guilt.
"I kind of stepped on your hand." Ariel cringed noticing the red mark on Raelynn's face from her knees.
"Perfectly fine." Raelynn yawned standing up and scratching her arm sleepily, "Sorry I missed your name I guess."
"Ariel." Ariel greeted.
"Raelynn." Raelynn smiled holding out her hand which Ariel accepted.
"You look tired." Kylee commented dropping her pillow and suitcase on the ever growing pile of clothing and whatnot.
"Insomnia." Raelynn replied, "I fall asleep randomly and can't sleep at other times."
"That sounds like it sucks." Kylee commented.
"Yeah a bit." Raelynn replied before walking over to where Luiza was standing.
"Have a good nap?" Serena asked.
"I never have a good sleep." Raelynn replied with a yawn.
"So what sexuality are you?" Winston asked.
"Excuse me?" Kylee demanded.
"Winston there are some things you don't talk to people about!" Duke exclaimed.
"Zip it gay hater!" Winston ordered.
"When did I mention I hate gay people?" Duke asked Jay.
"You didn't." Jay replied happily.
"then where did he get the idea that I hate them?" Duke asked motioning to the boy.
"I think he's crazy." Jay replied, "Two wrongs don't make a right."
"I asked what your sexuality was, you dress manly enough to possibly be one of the human races future leaders." Winston repeated to Kylee.
"COME HERE YOU!" Kylee yelled grabbing Winston by the shirt and staring him down, "I don't like you now, I don't even like you in the least, so unless you want your insides to be your outsides I suggest you shut up!"
Winston replied by spitting directly in her face. Instead of the typically girly reaction of screaming and wiping it off your face, Kylee threw the kid into the shark infested water.
"YEAH!" Jay cheered happily.
"That earns you some brownie points." Serena smiled.
"Little twerp acts like a douche I beat the pulp out of him." Kylee growled.
"Whatever." Winston muttered as he climbed back onto the dock.
"Contestant number fourteen is the ever distracted Lydia!" Chris grinned as another speedboat pulled up and a girl jumped onto the dock and posed like she'd just landed an epic stunt. She looked like a mix between an Asian and someone from North America, this meant she had big eyes, a small nose, and a very pale skin tone. Her hair was long and golden blonde and it shone in the light, Her vibrant blue eyes looked around rapidly never falling on a single object for more than five seconds. The girl was wearing white shorts, Flip flops, and a yellow and blue plaid shirt. In her hands were two matching suitcases that looked identical.
"Hi guys!" Lydia greeted in a chipper and slightly ninety fifties valley girl accented voice, "I'm like so excited to be here, but I forgot my camera so I'll have to make lots of memories. Whoa! This dock sure is old."
"She seems a little off." Luiza snickered.
"That's a nice dress." Lydia pointed out seeming to have heard Luiza's comment but chose to ignore it.
"Slow down there girl, you're changing direction faster than a Taxi cab." Duke cautioned.
"Oh it's fine I just get distracted a lot." Lydia replied as a butterfly flew past her head and she turned to follow it before turning back to the conversation, "So what are your names?"
"Luiza."
"Serena."
"JAY!"
"Duke."
"Lawrence."
"Afro Joe."
"JARVIS!" Jarvis screamed drawing the newcomer's attention.
"Hi I'm Lydia." Lydia greeted holding her hand out, "You look like you could use a change of clothes."
"CHANGE!" Jarvis yelled pushing her aside, "Where is it?! It supports me! Tell me where it is!"
"I said change of clothes." Lydia replied, "But none of my clothes would fit you I guess, "Does anyone here have a large T-shirt Crew cut?"
"Why large?" Duke asked.
"Because he's a large." Lydia replied.
"And you can tell this how?" Sensan asked.
"By looking at him silly." Lydia replied, "You're a medium, Duke's a extra large, and Serena is a Small."
"Is she starting to creep you out?" Serena asked Luiza.
"Look a butterfly!" Lydia exclaimed as the same butterfly flew past her head again, "I'm bored, Oh look ants!"
"She's like the hot dumb blonde all guys have to date at some point in their life." Joe gasped perfecting his afro so he could hit on the girl.
"I'm not entirely sure she's a dumb person Joe-" Lawrence started.
"Afro Joe!" joe yelled, "Always call me Afro Joe! Is it really that hard to process the street name I gave myself."
"Okay Afro Joe." Lawrence continued, "She seems to make solutions quickly so she may be smarter than some dumb blonde."
"All I hear is blah blah blah I'm keeping you from the hot chick." joe exclaimed walking over to Lydia, "Hey babe!"
"Whoa! is that an Afro? I haven't seen one that big before." Lydia exclaimed, "Ever stick small objects in it?"
"No, the Hair is a temple and to do something so stupid would be pointless." Joe explained not noticing Lydia shove a plastic hair clip into his hair and giggle, "So how about me and you make out?"
"I don't kiss people I don't know though." Lydia replied before noticing Jay's socks and gasping, "THOSE ARE TELLEO BRAND SOCKS!"
"What a special brand?" Serena asked perking up.
"Well yeah." Jay replied raising her pant leg.
"Telleo brand socks?" Luiza asked.
"They're socks you can buy online, I have three pairs." Lydia exclaimed, "The inventor Jay Telleo is a genius... Wait a second."
Lydia glanced at Jay then the socks, then at Jay again.
"Is your last name Telleo?" Lydia asked.
"Yes." Jay nodded.
"Whoa!" Serena exclaimed, "I have an actual fashion designer in my presence."
"What I just really like strange and weird socks so I made my own company." jay replied.
"Then why are you competing here if you're successful?" Wilbur asked.
"So I can actually start up a sewing plant, the socks aren't mass produced I sew them myself." Jay replied, "It increases the value in the marketplace. But here I'm in it to win it like everyone else."
"Well as interesting as a product plug this is let me welcome someone some f you may remember." Chris grinned as another girl stepped onto the dock of shame.
"What?" Kylee gaped.
Standing before the group was Katherine from last season's relative challenge, and she looked pissed. For anyone who didn't read my last fic Katharine has Blonde hair, Green eyes, a nose piercing, and a ton of makeup. She wore an orange tank top and skinny jeans while her toes poked out from her green flip flops. She had three bags and looked exceptionally angry.
"MCLEAN!" Katharine yelled, "Why am I here exactly?!"
"Well you know that form you had to sign before coming out here last season, we hid a contract for this season in it, should have read it girly!" Chris laughed.
"So I have to ration my makeup?" Katharine asked in shock.
"Yep." Chris grinned, "Looks like you might have to go ol natural for some of the season."
"NOOOO!" Katharine screamed falling to her knees.
"Makeup deprivation? try staying away from the thing you gave birth to!" Ariel exclaimed.
"You're a mom?" Lawerance gasped.
"Yeah, freak accident, we sued the co-" Ariel started before Chris interrupted.
"This show Is for families!" Chris exclaimed.
"Sorry." Ariel apologized stepping back.
"Isn't that stressful?" Serena asked.
"Yeah, I wish I could go back to partying and being a normal teen but what do you know you can't drink while you breastfeed!" Ariel sighed, "The money would help me get my social life back on track."
Raelynn muttered something and Ariel looked at her as if expecting a snide remark but found that the insomniac had fallen asleep standing up and was mumbling gibberish in her sleep.
"Should we help her lye down?" Ariel asked.
"Nah, that could wake her." jay replied cheerfully.
"This is no time to be cheerful." Katharine exclaimed drawing the largest of her bags close to her chest, "Does this look like enough makeup to you?!"
"It actually looks like an excessive amount." Luiza replied.
"Act more like a lesbian you stupid bimbo!" Winston ordered before getting a kick right in the crotch courtesy of Kylee.
"Act more like a mature human being!" Kylee yelled lowering her leg as Winston lay groaning on the ground.
"So Katharine how has Terrance been this last year?" Lawrence asked.
"Why should I care?" Katharine replied, "He spends all his time playing video games and working instead of doing important things like grooming and meeting friends."
"She's just as annoying as she was on the show." Luiza replied, "I'll get my pins and yarn ready."
"I know I don't believe in voodoo but please don't." Serena requested, "I need a friend if I'm ever going to be able to buy silk fabric in the stores when it calls to me."
"You have issues." Luiza pointed out, "Scary, money dependent issues."
"I know." Serena sighed.
"Beauty is not in things that fade but instead on things that remain constant." Sensan stated poetically.
"Do you always speak that way?" Duke asked.
"Yes." Sensan nodded.
"Cool." Duke smiled.
"Seeing as you dislike Katharine already, let's bring in someone worse." Chris smiled as yet another speedboat pulled up and yet another girl stepped off.
"WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TORTURING US WITH THESE PEOPLE?!" Joe demanded angrily.
His reaction was justified seeing as the next camper was the only other character used in Total Drama Return to the Island. Tania.
"What's up." Tania greeted with a snarky grin. Tania was just the same as she had been on The previous season during the relative challenge, except she was dressed more casually. Her brown hair was untidy and looked like she had started to work it but decided to give up, her eyes were glazed due to a drug overdose, and she had a mole under her left eye that seemed out of place on such a drag on society. Tania wore a brown short sleeved shirt overtop of a cream coloured long sleeve one, she wore simple jeans and boots that reached above her ankles and covered the bottoms of her pants.
"Are you on crack?" Ariel demanded.
"Yep, what about it?" Tania asked before spitting on the dock in a very unladylike way.
"That wasn't the response I was expecting." Ariel muttered.
"I have some in my bags if you want some." Tania smiled before an Intern tackled her and another grabbed her bag before rooting through it and removing a small box filled with cigarettes and other assorted things.
"Drug usage is bad for ratings!" Chris yelled before pausing, "Unless it's Breaking Bad, but still, BAD!"
"Jerk." Tania growled, "Your interns are probably going to use them anyway."
Chris pointed to the shore where the two interns had set a barrel up and lit a fire in it before dropping the box in it and putting on masks.
"They get fired if that happens." Chris replied as Tania stared at the burning with her mouth agape, "By the way thanks to Tania here all your bags will be searched for any pills, medicine, and whatnot that you didn't notify us beforehand with."
"Nothing to hide so nothing to fear." Sensan stated with his hands clasped firmly behind his back.
"Whatever!" Tania yelled, "I'll just smoke the grass!"
The group was interrupted by the next contestants arrival, the moment everyone noticed him several campers shuddered.
"This is George." Chris stated motioning to the boy, George was the shortest camper to arrive yet, he wore a simple black T-shirt, White cargo shorts, and running shoes, but no one cared about that. He was hideous. He had uneven teeth that jutted out of his face, untidy brown hair that was so curly if he were to leave it alone it would probably become an Afro. Besides this he had pale skin that looked like it didn't get much sun, a unibrow, and two eyes of different colours.
"Hi guys, I'm George." The boy greeted in a nasally voice.
"I'm Jay!" Jay exclaimed while most people just stared at the boy, "Nice to meet you."
"Hi George." Serena greeted like she was speaking to an alien life form, "Nice to meet you."
"Thanks for showing me kindness." George replied shaking her hand which made Serena happy she had at least spoken to the visually scarring boy.
"I think I have a paper bag in my suitcase you can wear." Katharine stated while staring at the boy.
"I must be tripping, you're hideous." Tania laughed.
"That's rude." Sensan replied.
"Bite me." Tania growled before Jarvis approached, "I didn't mean it literally.
"OH GOD AM I IN THE WRONG PLACE!" Jarvis yelled before walking away.
George held out his hand to shake Katharine's but she recoiled and backed away like he was infectious.
"I know I'm no... Him!" George explained pointing at Duke who turned his head upon being pointed at, "But I'm nice just give me a chance."
"Never!" Katharine hissed hiding behind Luiza and holding her like a human shield.
"I will impale a clay doll of you if you don't let go." Luiza threatened but Katharine didn't care.
"Well nothing can offset this guy except... that guy." Katharine trailed as all the campers turned around to see the next contestant.
"What is everyone staring at?" The guy asked before winking at the girls.
"He's so hot!" Lydia exclaimed, "ooh another butterfly!"
Every girl was swooning over the guy minus Lydia who was distracted, and Raelynn who was asleep. And who wouldn't be, he was tall, had a awesome tan, he spoke with a smooth English accent, had perfect eyebrows, perfect brown eyes, perfect brown hair, and every other facial feature was just about perfect. He was a rival to Justin! The guy wore a green long sleeved Dress shirt, skinny jeans, and black sneakers.
"Names Conner." The guy grinned winking at the camera, "And this amazing moment is for my girlfriend Becky, love you babe!"
"He's romantic!" Serena swooned.
"Perfect!" Luiza smiled.
"A great contrast to George!" Katharine smiled.
"He's so hot!" Winston added.
"Dude." Conner replied making a confused expression that still came off as sexy, "What's up with that?"
"Oh yeah." Winston muttered smacking his forehead, "Why aren't any of you swooning over this piece of ***?!"
The guys that he had addressed stared at him blankly before he sighed and turned back to Conner.
"So what's up with the country club reject over here?" Conner asked pointing at Winston.
"he's Heterophobic." Katharine smiled staring at him.
"Cool." Conner grinned before noticing Duke and Wilbur, "And looks like the muscle of the teams is here."
"I-I'm not that strong." Wilbur muttered pressing his index fingers together.
"Sure you are." Conner replied, "The only one stronger than you is this guy."
"Thanks man." Duke grinned before fist bumping the smooth teenager.
"So what's everyone called around here?" Conner asked.
"I'm Serena." Serena smiled before Katharine pushed her aside.
"Luiza." Luiza nodded before being pushed aside by Katharine as well.
"I'm Katharine." Katharine greeted popping up right next to Conner.
"Cool." Conner smiled, "I hope we're teammates, you look smart."
"Guys!" Lydia exclaimed running up to them, "I've been putting small objects in Joe's hair and he still hasn't noticed!"
"Who are you?" Conner asked.
"Lydia." Lydia replied shaking his hand before a fly buzzed past and she followed it like a cat follows a laser beam.
"Charming." Conner smiled, "Everyone's just so nice, hey you!"
Conner was pointing at where George was hiding behind Raelynn.
"Yeah you, come over here and stop hiding." Conner smiled as George poked his head out from behind the snoozing girl.
"Sorry but I didn't want to rain on your parade." George apologized as he approached.
"It's fine, we all have our disadvantages, I'm just terrible at school so I see your predicament." Conner smiled.
"Oh, okay then!" George smiled walking away.
"Why were you so nice to that Ogre?" Katharine asked.
"I lied, I'm perfect in every way, but he doesn't need to know that." Conner grinned, "The more friends I make the better chances I have at winning, Well these aren't really friends as much as people i'll cut when they aren't needed anymore."
"is so smart!" Katharine giggled.
"Our next camper is our resident air force wannabe Alice." Chris explained as a Caucasian girl stepped onto the dock, she had long brown hair that reached her neck, Friendly green eyes, and had a cute smile. She wore an old brown jacket that looked like it belonged in the First World War era, a white scarf, and jeans. Under her arm was an old pilot's helmet and in her opposing hand was a average sized piece of luggage.
"Call me Ace." She requested.
"But it says Alice on the application form.' Chris whined.
"So, everyone calls me Ace, even myself." Ace replied, "Got a problem with it?"
"Yeah." Chris replied but she had already walked towards her competition.
"So is everyone excited for another awesome season of Total Drama?!" Ace asked excitedly.
"YEP!" Jay cheered, "I'm Jay by the way."
"Nice to meet you Jay." Ace replied shaking the Girl's hand, "So anyone here ever been to air cadets?"
"You're a military enthusiast?" Wilbur asked.
"Nope, I just want to fly a plane as my career." Ace replied, "I just love the feeling, my Grandfather owns a Sopwith Camel."
"Cool." Wilbur smiled.
"If I do military service any airline will readily accept me." Ace explained, "But enough about me, what's everyone here up to?"
"Protesting Straight rights." Winston stated.
"Advertising socks." jay smiled.
"Trying to win a shopping spree!" Serena exclaimed excitably.
"Get the money to move out of a cardboard box and into a can of beans." Jarvis explained.
"Well this is going to be one interesting season." Ace smiled.
"You said it." Lawrence agreed while Joe nodded.
"Everyone this is Barbara." Chris smiled pointing to the latest arrival. Barbara was of white decent and had blonde hair that appeared to be half faded to brown in a ponytail, Brown eyes, and a analyzing expression on her face as if she was trying to figure something out about the present campers. She wore a green dress that reached her ankles and left everything to the imagination, she also wore a rosary around her neck, She had a glasses case clutched in her right hand, a small purse over her shoulder, and a single bag which she placed neatly on the pile of luggage.
"Are you a lesbian?" Winston asked, "I need someone out here t be on my side."
Barbara looked absolutely enraged.
"You're gay?" Barbara asked her eye twitching in rage which made everyone move away from Winston.
"Yeah." Winston replied, "Why aren't you?"
Barbara reached into her purse and pulled out a crucifix.
"Do not worry I will expel the demons inhabiting your being." Barbara exclaimed, "Even if I have to beat them out of you!"
"What are you talking about?" Winston asked backing away as the new girl approached looking like she was about to hit him but Ace and Wilbur intervened grabbing her by the arms and holding her back.
"You're an insult to god's image!" Barbara exclaimed, "Gayness is a crime! The bible even states so!"
"Wasn't that in the old testament though?" Kylee asked, "When god just killed people."
"I follow the bible, you're a disgrace if you cross it, the rules include no shaving, no adultery, and especially NO LOVING PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER!" Barbara yelled trying to break out of the two camper's grasp but failing.
"She's crazy!" Winston yelled, "Anyone who isn't gay is just a *** that only cares about sex and having as much of it as possible!"
Barbara looked absolutely pissed but couldn't break loose from her bonds.
"Save it for the competition." Ace explained, "That way Chris won't kick you out."
Barbara took a deep breath and relaxed.
"There wasn't that easy?" Ace asked as she and Wilbur let go.
"DIE!" Barbara yelled charging at Winston and pushing him off the dock.
"I really shouldn't care but she's annoying." Lawrence sighed.
"Anyone who refuses the bible and god's will shall be punished." Barbara yelled, "Got that?!"
"I'm not listening to you." Kylee growled.
"Well then i'll just draw upside down crosses on your body to make sure your soul burns in-" Barbara yelled before Chris cleared his throat and caught everyone's attention.
"If you're done bickering can I please keep this show rolling?" Chris demanded with a glare, "This is Donald. Donald these are the annoying campers on my game show!"
Donald was a heavily built, he was probably the tallest guy to show up and he had the bulk to match it, His face was very hard looking and intimidating while his eyes seemed to judge people with a single glance. He was of African decent and had Black hair that was trimmed very short, Chocolate Brown eyes, and muscles that showed through his shirt. The guy was ripped, and every muscle bulged with power. Donald wore glasses that seemed out of place on his hulking figure, a plain black crew cut T-shirt, Grey shorts with an assortment of pockets, and white running shoes. The only other thing about him was a necklace with a golden mallet pendent on it, no one knew what it symbolized or anything, it just looked cool.
Donald's first move was the breath out deeply.
"Hi!" Jay piped up happily.
"Hello." Donald boomed in a very deep and scratchy voice, it sounded like he was supposed to be some sort of bond villain in the shadows, "Nice to meet you."
"Whoa!" Conner grinned, "I can't be the only one who wants this guy on my team."
"You aren't." Luiza replied narrowing her eyes at Conner, he may be hot but something was off about him to her.
"You look like a demon." Barbara exclaimed gazing up at his face.
Donald just breathed heavily and stared down at her.
"Barbara maybe he isn't a minion of H E Double hockey stick." Duke pointed out.
"Look at the size of this guy!" She exclaimed, "He had to sell his soul to the devil to get this big."
"Ignore her!" Ace smiled pushing Barbara away.
"Convert to Catholicism or burn in-" Barbara started but Ace pushed her right off the dock and she couldn't finish.
"Dude can I have some of your roids?" Tania asked.
"I don't use drugs." Donald boomed, It may have been him nervously talking but no one could tell because his voice sounded so controlling.
"Oh Bull!" Tania exclaimed, "Give me some you roid monkey!"
Donald's stone hard face suddenly looked enraged.
"I condemn you to my wrath!" He yelled, "Shut up or I will have to lay a severe punishment on you!"
Tania blew some hair out of her eye before storming away and bumping into Raelynn who had fallen asleep again.
"What's going on?" Raelynn demanded sleepily.
"Sorry about them." Lawrence apologized, "Those two are just about as annoying as they get on this show."
"Chris has to get a few early boots ready." Donald nodded happy to see some friendly faces even if they were his competition.
"Speaking of me." Chris trailed, "I hate to rush Donald's welcome but our next competitor Holly has arrived."
The Girl Chris had mentioned was probably the youngest person to appear yet, she looked like she was twelve or thirteen years old and had a very nervous expression on her face. Holly was small even by her age standards and she had neck length Blonde hair that spiked out in every direction in a messy but cute way. Her skin was fair and pale with the complete absence of freckles, not a single line, scratch or dot was present which made her appear to glow with a pure radiance. Holly had green eyes that looked nervous and scared especially seeing as everyone was bigger than her. She wore a white long sleeved school uniform with black details around the neck and folds that made it appear more sophisticated and neat, a white undershirt, a black skirt, and two black shoes with knee high socks. She stood there awkwardly staring at everyone with her one bag clasped tightly in her hand.
"I-um." Holly started before her bag slipped from her hand and clattered on the dock loudly making Holly cover her mouth in embarrassment and complete nervousness.
"That's going to be a fun teammate." Conner snickered.
"Leave the poor girl alone Conner." Lawrence ordered walking forward and picking up her bag for her, "Hi I'm Lawrence."
"H-hi Lawrence." Holly stammered in embarrassment.
"We won't hurt you." Lawrence smiled.
"CHANGE!" Jarvis yelled.
"Except him, avoid him." Lawrence smiled as the two walked towards the group.
"I'm Jay!" Jay greeted snatching the girl's hand and shaking t wildly.
Holly looked absolutely speechless with fright and backed away slowly before bumping into Kylee and jumping forward in fear.
"What a nervous wreck." Katharine snickered before Luiza hit her over the head with her hand, "OW!"
"Don't be afraid, no ne will hurt you." Serena assured.
"Are you sure?" Holly asked pointing back at Jarvis nervously.
"She's right you know." Donald stated making Holly turn around a jump at the size of the guy.
"D-don't hurt me!" Holly stammered.
"Donald won't hurt you." Serena assured sweetly, "He's nice, Barbara on the other hand..."
"Does someone need incense?" Barbara asked whipping her head around excitedly, "We can then recite prayers to the lord with it!"
"No thanks." Joe replied making Barbara stick her lower lip out in sadness.
"Well in that case I'll just back away from her." holly smiled nervously taking a step back and running into someone. She turned her head and screamed before jumping into Luiza's arms.
"BLARGH!" The boy yelled before sitting down like an animal.
"Everyone this is Veegie." Chris explained as the boy scratched his ear like a dog, "He was raised by wolves until he was rescued, his caretakers and the producers thought it would be a good and funny idea to have him compete."
Veegie looked absolutely unclean, he smelled worse than Jarvis and he had a dull animalistic look in his eyes. He had messy brown hair that was fuzzy and long giving him an ungroomed Tarzan look. He only wore a torn up shirt and a loincloth that barely covered his unmentionables. All in all he looked wild untamed and like a huge pain to take care of.
"He only understands basic sign language." Chris grinned, "So he'll know what team he's on but no one will be able to communicate with him!"
"Isn't that cruel and unneeded?" Ariel demanded.
"Don't worry we got a guy who knows sign language." Chris replied, "You'll be lucky if they're on the same team."
"And who might that be?" Jay asked.
"Famous teenage rock legend Ion the Electrifier!" Chris exclaimed as several campers jaws dropped as the final contestant stepped onto the dock.
"How's it hanging dudes?" Ion asked. he was tall and skinny, not really built for any muscular activity. He had long blonde hair that reached his shoulders, a blonde beard made up of random hairs that had lots of space between them, he had black eyes, and white skin that was tanned. Ion wore torn jeans, a fingerless glove on his right hand, a chain on his pants, and a black shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Strapped to his back was a guitar painted red with blue flames on it.
"Ion The Electrifier!" Ariel squealed in amazement.
"Whoa, I'm not that famous dudette." Ion replied.
"Yeah you are!" Serena exclaimed, "You're awesome!"
"Just another dumb rock star that will die due to drug overdose, I don't see what's so amazing." Luiza muttered.
"Whoa, babe, I don't do that junk." Ion stated, "And I'm my own agent and know how to run a concert, so I'd think before I spoke if I were you."
Luiza muttered something before noticing Veegie sniffing her and screaming.
"RAWRG!" Veegie growled jumping back and hissing.
"Whoa little dude." Ion stated performing a group of hand signals that seemed to make Veegie calm down.
"He does know sign language!" Jay exclaimed happily.
The conversation was interrupted by a loud screeching from Chris' air horn.
"Thank you, now that we're all here it's time to visit camp." Chris explained, "But first things first, the confessional is where it has always been, use it to share your personal thoughts whenever you feel."
Confessional
Winston: This place sucks! Not only am I the only open gay person but everyone seems to be immune to me, why is it that being Homophobic is okay but the other way around is hated?
Ion: So far everyone seems impressed with me, I hope they see me as not just another fame ridden teenager but as a helpful teammate. I do hope my team is good though, I haven't really gotten to know anyone being the last to arrive.
Conner: (He's checking his reflection in the mirror and pulling out a loose hair in his eyebrow while ignoring the camera.)
Serena: So judging by the dock I hope I'm on the same team as Luiza, we seem to get along really well. Plus I need allies, if I want to suppress my urge to go shopping, I need to go shopping first.
Camp
"Welcome to our new and improved camp center!" Chris exclaimed as the twenty four campers looked around.
The camp had been refurbished since last season's finale, the surviving cabin still stood to one side in all it's crummy and disgusting glory. Picnic tables littered the area around the Totem pole that served as the very center of the area. The communal washrooms were further up the hill as normal and beside them in a large oak tree was a tree house that could easily fit twelve people for permanent residence. No one knew what that was for, but what everyone was drawn to was an exact model of the Mclean hotel from season five.
"So one team gets the crummy cabin while the winning team gets the good cabin?" Tania asked hopefully.
"Nope, whoever wins today's challenge gets first pick of cabin." Chris replied which made all the campers look around excited, "You get to keep it until the teams are merged."
"Awesome!" Joe cheered high fiving Lawrence.
"But before we get to that I think it's high time we made teams don't you agree?" Chris asked as most of the campers nodded.
"So how are we deciding this?" Serena asked.
"With a classic schoolyard pick of course." Chris grinned, "Won't this be fun?!"
No one responded and Chris cleared his throat.
"To determine the captains i'll pull a paper out of this bowl." Chris smiled reaching for the bowl but only finding empty air, "INTERNS!"
"YES SIR!" An intern saluted from nearby.
"Where is my bowl of papers with names on them?" Chris demanded.
"How should I know?" The intern asked before Chris gave him a glare, "Fine whatever i'll just pick them myself."
Chris paused for a second looking over the campers.
"Kylee, Donald, and Conner are our captains!" Chris announced.
"Fine by me." Kylee shrugged.
"Ladies first." Conner grinned.
"Hmmm..." Kylee trailed looking over the teens and trying to decide who'd make a good teammate, "I choose Sensan!"
"Cool." Sensan smiled walking over to his teammate.
"Donald why don't you pick second." Conner suggested with a smile.
"I choose Lawrence." Donald replied gruffly as Lawrence approached him and stood next to the massive teen.
"Duke, get over here!" Conner grinned happy to have one of the stronger guys on his team.
"My pick is..." Kylee trailed looking over everyone, "... Wilbur."
"Really?" Wilbur asked to which Kylee nodded, "Awesome!"
"I'll pick Ace." Donald stated.
"You won't regret it!" Ace saluted marching over to her new team.
"I choose Ariel." Conner announced, "Welcome to my team!"
Confessional
Conner: Ariel's hot, and I need that on my team so it's the other teams getting distracted instead of mine, Huh? see a I got a Brian, I'm not just another gorgeous face you know.
Kylee looked over the rest of the campers, she needed a well rounded team for any situation. And one camper seemed pretty smart to her.
"I choose Luiza." Kylee announced as the girl walked to her new team and stood facing the other campers without any expression.
"I choose Joe." Donald stated almost instantly after Kylee had finished.
"Afro Joe!" Joe yelled, "Call me Afro Joe!"
"Fine, Afro Joe, you're on my team." Donald sighed as Joe sauntered over trying to look cool but all it did was expose his underwear.
"Jay." Conner smiled.
"YAY!" Jay cheered, "I'm on a team with Duke!"
'Dude!" Duke complained as Jay jumped in his arms, "I have a girlfriend get off me!"
"Forget her!" Jay ordered clinging on.
"My next pick has to be Ion." Kylee stated.
"Good choice Bra, won't let you down." Ion nodded walking to his new team.
"Serena you're on my team." Donald nodded.
"Thank god I wasn't picked last." Serena sighed in relief walking to her team and high fiving Ace.
"Katharine." Conner grinned as Katharine squealed and ran over to her mostly good looking team.
"Sorry to do this guys but we need more muscle, Tania get over here." Kylee sighed.
"Finally someone realizes my potential, thank you very much!" Tania stated snootily before joining her team.
"Lydia!" Donald exclaimed as Lydia turned her head.
"My team consists of Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, and Serena?!" Lydia exclaimed, "AWESOME!"
"George we need you on this team." Conner grinned.
"Why George?" Katharine asked.
"We need someone to eliminate." Conner pointed out, "Plus he's one of the only people who aren't annoying, and I'm not picking Holly, she's so young it'll just be pointless."
"Holly." Kylee selected and Holly nervously approached her team and stood next to Kylee.
"Are you sure I'm a good choice?" Holly asked.
"Don't worry I won't eliminate you." Kylee replied.
Confessional
Kylee: Holly is sweet and all but I lied, she'll be first to go, even before Barbara, I mean what am I supposed to do with her, she's a nervous wreck, is weak, and shows no signs of being anything strategic. Maybe i'll pull her in as my ally but if we have to cut someone soon, it'll be Holly who gets my vote.
"Raelynn." Donald selected as Raelynn sleepily wandered over to him and sat down on the grass before yawning.
"Slim pickings." Conner muttered gazing at the final four campers, "HEY JARVIS I'LL LET YOU HAVE A BED!"
"A bed is not important." Jarvis replied.
"I have a quarter." Jay stated.
"CHANGE! GIVE IT TO ME!" Jarvis yelled charging at his team and leaving three people, Winston, Barbara, and Veegie.
"How do I pick from that?" Kylee demanded.
"Which one will listen to reason more?" Ion asked.
"Barbara." Kylee stated with no emotion.
"A pure and holy decision." Barbara nodded joining her new team.
"Whatever." Kylee sighed rolling her eyes.
"I pick Winston." Donald stated.
"***!" Winston yelled.
"Jerk." Ace muttered.
"And that leaves Veegie for Conner's Team." Chris smiled looking over the teams, "Now it's your task to find a team name. It must be appropriate."
"It should be something God would approve of." Barbara stated as her team huddled.
"Shut up!" Tania ordered, "It should be pro Marijuana."
"Neither of those names is good!" Kylee exclaimed.
"Chris we'll be the Worshippers." Barbara smirked as her team yelled NO!
"Warshippers it is." Chris nodded.
"Not War Wor!" Barbara yelled.
"Yeah, you shall be known as the Warshippers." Chris announced as a orange symbol bearing a skull and missile appeared over the Warshppers'.
"It could have been worse." Kylee shrugged as Barbara looked increasingly angry.
Donald's team was having a better time deciding a name.
"We need something that can insert Dread into the hearts of our Antagonists!" Lawrence exclaimed as his team stood around discussing things.
"Big words anger me!" Winston yelled, "Talk like a normal person you homophobic jerk!"
"Where did you get Homophobic from?!" Lawrence demanded.
"We have to chill and choose a name that describes our team." joe explained, "Any suggestions?"
"I want it to be like a plane!" Ace suggested.
"A bear! No wait a BEAVER! No too hatty! NAME IT AFTER DONALD!" Lydia suggested loudly.
"He's strong and he did bring our team together." Ace nodded, "He like a Juggernaut, but human."
"That's it!" Serena exclaimed, "Team Juggernaut!"
Suddenly a blue symbol with a massive boat full of cannons appeared over the team.
"YEAH!" Serena cheered.
"What should we name our team?" Conner asked.
Veegie made a loud animal noise and everyone stared at him in confusion.
"Someone get Ion." Ariel ordered, "How about you George."
"Okay." George shrugged walking away.
"We should name our team the hot ones." Conner grinned, "Because almost everyone is hot."
"What do you mean almost?" jay asked.
"George. You can't spell his name without Ogre." Conner smirked as several members of the team snickered.
"What do you dudes need?" on asked as he and George approached.
"What is Veegie trying to convey?" Conner asked.
"He says... Bush." Ion replied before a green Circle with a bush on it appeared over the team.
"Wait what?" Katharine asked.
"I want it be team Hot stuff!" Duke complained.
"Too bad, Veegie named you team bush." Chris yelled looking over the three teams.
The Warshippers consisted of Kylee, Sensan, Wilbur, Luiza, Ion, Tania, Holly, and Barbara.
Team Juggernaut consisted of Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, and Winston.
And Finally Team Bush consisted of Conner, Duke, Ariel, Jay, Katharine, George, Jarvis, and Veegie.
It was hard to imagine but in twenty three days one of these twenty four campers would be a millionaire.
"Now who's ready for your first challenge?" Chris asked.
"Chef's cooking?" Luiza asked earning a few snickers.
"Nope!" Chris grinned, "You have to eliminate one of your teammates right here!"
Silence
"What?" Duke asked shattering the silence
"You see, what's a better way to cause drama than to have three people eliminated right now?" Chris asked, "And you know who gets to pick? The team captains!"
"This isn't fair!" George explained.
"Hey do you want a million dollars or not?" Chris asked.
"I guess he's right." Kylee shrugged, "I pick Holly for elimination."
"WHAT?!" Holly asked freezing in place, "But you promised!"
"yeah and you are the weakest link, sorry kid but I have to keep this team strong."" Kylee explained.
Holly began to tear up and walked over to Chris staring at the ground in sadness.
"Winston!" Donald stated almost instantly while his team cheered.
"What?!" Winston yelled.
"You're eliminated, is that too hard to understand?" Donald demanded, "What I say is law on this team, follow it or get the have ho."
Winston huffed and marched over to where Holly was standing.
"Conner who is your choice?" Chris asked.
"George." Conner replied making George face him in shock.
"I thought we were going to be teammates." George stated.
"Well I don't like you." Conner replied harshly, "Now get!"
George looked shocked as he went to stand with Winston and Holly who looked pissed and sad in that order.
"Remaining players may head to the mess hall with your luggage." Chris announced as the twenty one campers nodded and collected their luggage before lugging it towards the mess hall.
Once they were gone Chris turned to the three campers just eliminated.
"You may use the confessional one last time." Chris smiled.
Confessional
Winston: *****! ***! ***! ****! ****! ****! ****!
Holly: I trusted Kylee, and what does she do? Get me booted! What did I do to deserve this.
George: If Conner was the Alpha I was the Omega. (George sighs) You can't win them all I guess.
"So we're really done, with the game just starting?" George asked.
"No, I'm pulling your legs." Chris replied, "You're going to be involved in today's challenge before returning to your teams."
"I don't want to go back." Holly growled.
"Too bad." Chris replied, "Whichever team loses cannot vote you out."
"So what exactly are we doing?" George asked.
"Where do I begin." Chris grinned.
Mess Hall
The twenty one campers sat at three tables while Chef stared them down from near the kitchen door. He looked angry as always and just silently stared at them expecting someone to challenge his ability to cook.
"There are less of you than Chris had me prepare for." Chef growled.
"Because he just eliminated three of us." Duke replied.
"Figures." Chef grunted, "Welcome to the mess hall, Here I will feed you three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
"Yes sir!" The campers yelled in reply.
"I will not accept any of you skipping meals, that includes breakfast for any of you who don't eat it!" Chef growled pointing at Tania, "If you skip a meal it counts as a vote against you in the elimination ceremony you'll attend next, that means you could end up with more votes than are being cast! So you don't want to skip breakfast, or I will find you..."
Chef picked up his spaghetti launcher.
"... and I will feed you." Chef finished, "All food is edible by prison standards... in Africa. So no complaining!"
"bull!" Joe coughed.
Chef didn't look amused and aimed his spaghetti launcher at Joe's head.
"Um I meant cool." Joe stated before Chef fired and Joe was hit with so much force his head left an indent in the wall.
"Anyone else want to complain?" Chef demanded looking over everyone.
"Nope." Kylee stated with a completely straight face.
"Good, i'll serve the scrambled trash and grass I call food in a few minutes." Chef explained before walking into the kitchen.
"Hey Joe, you okay?" Donald asked.
"Purple fuzz derp!" Joe slurred before falling unconscious.
"he's okay." Lydia smiled turning to her teammates before the moldy spots on the roof distracted.
|This is going to be a fun season." Lawrence stated sarcastically.
Confessional
Chef: These teenagers better be a lot less picky than the last batch, I get an even smaller food budget this season. Mostly because me and Chris spent it on our personal stock of ingredients. Us and the staff will be eating like kings all season with my five star cooking.
Lawrence: I'm glad Winston's gone, he's the biggest pain we had and now I don't have to worry about him all season long!
Afro Joe: Note to self, wake up early so general crazy doesn't kill you with delivery!
The Warshippers' Table.
The seven members of the Warshippers were awkwardly staring at one another, besides a few minutes as a team and even longer on the dock in varying times they didn't know one another at all.
"So Holly's gone..." Wilbur trailed, "That's a shame, she seemed so nice."
"Sorry guys but what use was she going to be?" Kylee apologized, "I mean the first thing she did was drop her bag and act all ashamed, that isn't good in a game like this."
"But did we have to be so harsh?" Wilbur asked.
"Dudes, I don't see the problem." Ion stated, "You see Holly was young and innocent, the less she sees of this dark game the better."
"Dark?" Sensan asked, "This game is a combination of both a mental and physical test, anyone who can survive this is strong, but they are few."
"Do you only speak in motivational speeches?" Tania asked with her jaw hanging open in a dopey grin.
"Close your mouth." Barbara ordered, "You look stoned."
"I am." Tania replied, "Chris confiscated my stuff so I have to make my own, anyone know which Shrooms cause the best high?"
"How could you ruin god's plan for you with filthy neurotics?" Barbara demanded.
"SHUT UP!" Kylee ordered whacking her head on the table, "You guys were right Holly should be here instead of these two bickering idiots!"
"Who are you calling Bickering?" Tania demanded defiantly.
"One must not judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree." Sensan stated.
"What does that even mean?!" Luiza asked confused by this absurd statement.
"It means you shouldn't judge people by one factor." Sensan replied.
"Yeah because these two are such a delight to be around!" Luiza exclaimed motioning to them, "I can't wait to torture you with my craft."
"Voodoo is satanic!" Barbara exclaimed.
"Just chill, why is everyone so tense?" Ion asked, "We're a team and all we've done so far is argue."
"... He's right." Kylee agreed.
"I won't respect anyone until you accept the lord a our god and savoir!" Barbara exclaimed.
"You're an insult to religious people." Kylee muttered, "You're like one of those annoying people that go around from door to door trying to sell Mattresses, Vacuums, and any religion you aren't a pert of."
Barbara looked angered by this statement but kept her mouth shut.
"So do we have anything in common at all?" Wilbur asked.
"I guess not." ion replied strumming a few notes on his guitar.
"I don't want to hear any heavy metal coming from you." Barbara hissed.
"And I don't want to hear any praying coming from you." Tania argued, "Religion is stupid anyway."
"TAKE THAT BACK!" Barbara yelled.
"Make me!" Tania ordered to which Barbara jumped over the table and started throttling her as a response.
Confessional
Ion: My team isn't the best, Kylee is really freaking me out with her in charge attitude but she's at least nice. Luiza doesn't speak much, Wilbur's quiet, Sensan is like the only person I like, besides Holly she was great for the I think two minutes I knew her. I digress, maybe if Chris hadn't booted her I could form an alliance and take out all the annoying people.
Kylee: They're like to extremes, Tania is basically Barbara's opposite despite the face they're both annoying!
Luiza: Satanic? My craft is amazing and bright, and colourful! I can torture my enemies and reward my friends, and Barbara calls it satanic! She is going down.
Barbara: In a world where being Atheist is acceptable by our current pope I have to show people of religion that the higher ups are wrong! Why should we believe these lies about people not returning the love god gives being good people! That is why I hate Pope Francis, I bet he's not even a Christian with those insane thoughts.
Team Juggernaut
The Juggernaut team was getting along much better. Raelynn was passed out at the table breathing lightly while Lydia looked around so much it was starting to become a question whether her neck was hurting. Joe was now scrapping spaghetti out of his hair with a comb while Lawrence and Donald watched with humour. Ace and Serena were just siting there bored out of their minds.
"Anyone here know one another?" Lawrence asked.
"Nope." Serena replied, "All of you are strangers, or rather acquaintances since we're a team."
"And thank go Winston is gone." Ace smiled.
"Agreed." Donald nodded, "I made a good choice right."
"Definitely." Joe nodded, "That Heterophobic douche deserved everything he got."
"Need some help?" Ace asked reaching for Joe's afro but he smack her hand away.
"Respect the fro bro." joe stated.
"Your slang confuses me." Lawrence explained.
"Ah, I don't need you to understand everything." Joe stated waving his hand and glaring at the boy, "You speak with big words too often."
"I have an extended vocabulary." Lawrence replied.
"Was that English?" Joe asked.
"My god how friggin' uneducated are you, it's basic English!" Ace sighed.
"I don't need any of this treatment!" Joe snarled, "Why do you insist on making fun of me?!"
"Because we can." Ace smirked leaning on the table.
"Guys we can't end up like the Warshippers." Serena cautioned pointing at the team to their table's left which had broken out into an all out screaming match between Tania and Barbara while Sensan held his face in his hands.
"She's right." Raelynn stated lifting her head before letting it fall again with a thud.
"We thought you were asleep." Serena stated.
"And I wish I could be." Raelynn groaned, "It's my own fault if we lose a challenge due to me falling asleep."
"We understand you have a condition, right guys." Serena replied.
Donald looked at her and sighed.
"I'm sorry to say this guys but as of right now if I had to pick someone to eliminate it would be Raelynn, but that's based off right now for all we know she could be great in the challenges." Donald explained, "No offense but that condition is a major flaw."
"Point taken, I'll try my best." Raelynn sighed.
"Can't we just feed her coffee? Or give her a energy drink?" Joe asked.
"That's not a good idea." Lydia replied suddenly scaring Serena in the process, "I once drank a coffee and i wouldn't stop talking for hours but when it wore off i crashed so hard i fell asleep on the spot, wouldn't that downward spiral knock Raelynn out at possibly a crucial moment."
"When did you start paying attention?" Serena asked holding her chest and breathing deeply.
"Who said I wasn't?" Lydia asked, "On a side not I've named every single moldy spot on the ceiling."
"... Charming." Joe stated, "Still don't want to kiss me?"
"Ahusamubawuna." Lydia mumbled through her teeth before looking behind her.
"Did anyone catch that?" Joe asked.
"I don't think anyone could have." Ace replied before sighing, "Aren't we supposed to be fed?"
"I think i'll pass." Serena stated pointing back into the kitchen where Chef was reading a book titled What's the Normal Amount Of Fire and Other Terrible Recipes For Prison.
"Ditto." Joe agreed.
"Any ideas what our challenge will be?" Serena asked.
"Three teams, think about World Tour, most of the challenges were based on a journey, so why do we suspect something we have to search for seeing as Chris loves a treasure hunt." Ace stated.
"You actually watched that season?" Donald asked, "I heard the singing and said I'm out before turning it off."
"It was on a plane!" Ace replied with a giddy grin, "How could anyone hate that?"
"I thought it was pretty good." Raelynn muttered with her head still on the table.
"My parents do say I'm very judgemental." Donald replied, "So maybe i just judged it too soon."
"Ah that's a minor flaw, forgive and forget I say." Joe stated not noticing Donald's eye twitch.
Confessional
Ace: I love planes, I always have, they just fascinate me. Humans aren't meant to fly and yet we can, plus what can be more awesome than travelling around the world and helping people get there?
Raelynn: My team seems pretty cool, heck I'm hoping to prove Donald wrong, if I can somehow worm my way into being in an alliance with him he won't eliminate me. I hate to say it but I'm probably not going to win.
Lydia: So Joe keeps hitting on me for some reason, I think it's weird but it gives me time to put more silver wear in his hair so I'm not complaining. (A fly suddenly flies past and Lydia's eyes follow it like it's the most interesting thing in the whole world)
Team Bush
"How come we get the lame team name?" Duke complained.
Ariel simply pointed to where Veegie was giving himself a bath with his tongue.
"Right." Duke nodded.
The seven members of Team Bush sat casually around their table awaiting Chef's food to be served. Veegie seemed to be preoccupied by his cleaning session while Jarvis looked stoned out of his mind. However everyone else seemed to be okay.
"I don't see why you chose George." jay exclaimed, "He was nice."
"And ugly." Conner responded, "I mean Garbage Pail Kid ugly. I need to keep my image beautiful Jay."
"Beautiful?" jay asked pursing her lips, "How is that going to win us challenges."
"Okay look if you want a more detailed explanation I'll give it to ya." Conner sighed, "The kid has two different sized feet, looks unsteady on those feet, he isn't brawny, and let's face it he makes John from last season look like a coordinated person."
"George didn't trip once." jay argued.
"Okay I'm just assuming that last one, can we change the subject or something? Thanks." Conner smiled.
"Okay let's talk about the fact you have a kid!" Jay exclaimed pointing at Ariel, "How did that happen anyway."
"The only way it could happen genius." Ariel replied, "Me and my boy fool around, bam, I'm growing his seed inside me. But little Bruno is so cute so I don't care."
"Won't having a kid this young affect your life?" Jay demanded.
"Look honey I know you aren't used to guys paying attention to you." Ariel explained making Jay grow an annoyed expression, "But look at me, I'm bound to find a job based off my looks, Plus my parents have already set me up and winning this show will allow me to live the life I should have with Bruno in tow."
"And what life is that?" Jay asked in deadpan.
"Well I can't party because my baby takes up all my time, my grades have been slipping since he cries every night, my parents forced me to get a job otherwise I can kiss the help money goodbye, and I'm pretty sure Jake is cheating on me but I can't be sure." Ariel listed, "But if I win the million I can finally lead a normal life like a teenager should!"
"You saying I'm not a teenager?' jay asked.
"Listen little girl, your sock business may have impressed some of the others but it's weird and childish." Ariel explained as Jay just stared at her blankly.
"And who has money in the bank?" Jay asked.
Ariel just stared at her before trying to lunge over the table but Duke and Conner grabbed her and stopped her from killing Jay.
"I WILL CUT YOU!" Ariel yelled.
"Calm down, Ariel, Deep breath." Duke stated.
"In then out." Conner nodded.
"I'm calm." Ariel sighed before smirking and leaning forward so her breasts showed off. She was clearly trying to make Jay jealous.
"Sit up before your nipples show." jay stated making Ariel back up in shock, for her that usually bugged other girls but Jay seemed unaffected.
"I don't know what all the fuss is." Jarvis stated showing off his crooked and yellow smile, "Kids are an addiction, you should stay away from them."
In no time flat he had two massive welts on his head from Duke and Katharine before he slumped over with his tongue hanging out.
Confessional
Ariel: Bruno is something I wouldn't trade for the world but if I win the million I'm hiring a nurse until he's like two years old, I mean really I need an education and he's sucking my energy out. Thank god I'm done breastfeeding him.
Katharine: Jay may be weird but she has money, and because she has money we can assume she knows a little something about marketing. I'm sure she'll be more useful than Jarvis.
Jay: Ariel bothers me because I know she's probably a good mother but she's just such a rude person. I can tell before she had this kid she was one of those overly flirty girls that got boys to buy them alcohol, I don't like those types of girls, but who know maybe we'll become friends out here, have to stay optimistic!
The camper sat there starving when Chris walked into the mess hall.
"Um have you guys eaten yet?" Chris asked.
"NO!' Was the massive response he got.
"CHEF!" Chris yelled, "Why haven't you fed them yet?!"
"Well if you'd take care of the gosh dang cockroach infestation they'd be eating by now!" Chef yelled sticking his head out the kitchen's window and glaring at Chris.
Chris was about to reply but lowered his hand, "You have a good point."
"I'll feed em tonight!" Chef growled, "So let's make the reward a little more interesting..."
Chef started laughing and Chris grinned with him.
"Well seeing as you'll all be competing hungry let's strike a deal, the first place team will get a wonderful dinner and a wonderful breakfast cooked by Chef every time they win. Second place gets something edible, but if you lose you're stuck with the regular camp cooking." Chris explained, "If that's okay with Chef here."
"Only if you lend me your interns to fight these things off." Chef stated dryly.
"Fine." Chris sighed, "You can borrow five of them, the rest I need."
"Um what about Lunch?" Kylee asked.
"Leftover casserole for everyone." Chef stated.
Everyone gagged.
"Well I think this food is even more incentive to win today's challenge.' Chris explained, "But that's not all!"
"There's more?" Jay asked sparkles in her eyes.
"Of course." Chris grinned, "First team to complete today's task get's first pick of today's reward, your pick of the cabin your team will stay in all season!"
"Do we vote as a team or something?" Ion asked strumming a note on his guitar.
"Excellent question Ion." Chris replied clasping his hands together, "To force team bonding your captains will pick the reward for your team, if a captain is eliminated another must be selected by voting through the remaining members of their teams."
"So do the losing teams bunk together?" Luiza asked.
"Nope. The cabin you pick is yours for the season and there are three, our state of the art eight bedroom model of the Spa hotel, a dingy cabin that will have you bunking with your gender, and finally a tree house with one room and eight beds, That one should be interesting." Chris laughed, "Second team to complete the challenge gets second pick, and the losers are stuck with what's left and will be sending someone away."
"So is the tree house worse than the cabin?" Duke asked.
"Both have advantages and disadvantages." Chris replied, "But I'm betting Team Bush will get the Tree house."
Everyone but Veegie and Jarvis started cringing when they heard this.
"NOPE!" Conner exclaimed, "We're winning today! What's the challenge?"
"Only a Summer camp favorite." Chris replied, "A treasure hunt!"
"For real treasure?!" Jay asked sparkles in her eyes.
"You could say that." Chris grinned, "You get to keep whatever is in your chest by the way so even if you lose whatever it is could be helpful in tomorrow's challenge."
"Where do we look?" Sensan asked, "We cannot begin a journey without a destination."
"We've supplied maps and compasses." Chris replied as he handed a Map and Compass to each of the team captains, "Take today's challenge as a team bonding activity."
"Sounds like it could be fun." Donald shrugged, "I may not like hiking but getting to know my team can be helpful."
"Well what are you waiting for, to the winner goes the spoils!" Chris exclaimed, "All three maps start at the Well so you may as well head there."
"Roger that!" Ace saluted before she darted out of the mess hall with her team in hot pursuit.
"Let's do this Team Bush!" Conner exclaimed, "If we combine brains, Beauty, and Brawn we'll come out on top for sure."
With that being said Team Bush filed out of the Mess Hall.
"I want the map! You'll just lead us to some satanic worship ground!" Barbara exclaimed snatching the map from Kylee.
Luiza smacked her over the head with a blank expression and swiped the map from her handing it back to Kylee.
"At least someone here respects me." Kylee grumbled sticking her tongue out at Barbara before the seven members of the Warshippers dashed out of the mess hall.
"This is going to be a fun one." Chris smirked, "How about we put deep fried boots on the third place team's menu."
"Sounds good." chef snickered before a giant cockroach climbed up his arm and he smashed it.
The Warshippers (8): Kylee, Sensan, Wilbur, Luiza, Ion, Tania, Holly, Barbara
Team Juggernaut (8): Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, Winston
Team Bush (8): Conner, Duke, Ariel, Jay, Katharine, George, Jarvis, Veegie
Camp Staff: Chris (Host), Chef (Cook/Cohost), Jesslyn (Production Editor), Wallace (Equipment), Rajesh (Medical), Jeff (Cameraman), and Steven (Everyman).
Stereotypes:
Lawrence: The Sir
Afro Joe: The Hair obsessed moron
Jay: The Sock collector
Sensan: The Pacifist
Serena: The Shopaholic
Jarvis: The Crazy Homeless guy
Duke: The Cocky Hockey Player
Luiza: The Voodoo Magician
Winston: The Over the top Heterophobe
Wilbur: The Security Guard
Raelynn: The Insomniac
Ariel: The Teen Mom
Kylee: The Beekeeper
Lydia: The easily distracted one
Katharine: The Barbie Doll
Tania: The Drama Queen
George: The Ugly one
Conner: Mr. Perfect
Ace: The Pilot
Barbara: Over the top Catholic
Donald: The Judge
Holly: The Child Star
Veegie: The Wild Kid
Ion: The Rock Star
So what did you think? I think I handled my intro three times better than last time, it's not perfect but it was still fun to write. I'm just brimming with ideas, an entire cast of blank slates to create a epic Fanfiction with Sold right there. But there isn't much for me to talk about yet, but you guys get a challenge, Are there any characters you liked? Hated? Let me know via comment or PM, rest assured that more updates are to come and they'll be better than this! Stay tuned because all my other stories are on standby until this arc is finished.
Next Time: The greatest Treasure will probably hit their teams when they're uncovered.