Trump Goes to the Home for Infinite Losers (H.F.I.L.)
Once upon a time, there was an ugly and stupid president with a fake wig named Donald J. Trump. He was the worst president of all time for America, because he was a racist and a sexist xenophobe that is also a closet fascist. One day, Trump would start to write a new declaration in American law; "This law will be excellent," said Trump, "Very excellent, indeed, this law will certainly make my supporters very happy…" Trump was about to declare a new law in the constitution that would prohibit anyone not in the alt-right from living in the United States, and all people who are not part of the alt-right under this new law would be kicked out of their homes. Trump would make sure to have his wall built before any "SJWs" would be able to get back in America.
"This is just perfect, okay?" Trump said to himself like an egotistical loser. Suddenly though, right before he was about to put his pen on the constitution paper, the windows crashed and shattered, and from outside was a muscular and spikey haired Asian martial artist man with bright blonde-colored hair and an aura of energy around his body. "Who the heck are you loser!?" said Trump. "My name is Goku," said Goku, "And you are not the leader this world deserves." Trump laughed and said "Ha ha ha ha ha! Dummy! The American people love me!" Trump then ordered the military to forcefully kick Goku out of America and label him as an illegal alien.
Later that night, Trump was eating chocolate chip cookies. "Om nom nom nom nom!" said Trump the fat ugly pig, "I love eating chocolate, it tastes and looks like minority tears!" Trump then accidently choked on a microscopic chocolate chip, and he immediately passed out and died.
Trump's soul went out from his dead body, and he thought to himself, "Ah well, at least God will know I've been a good Christian….I mean, having Mike Pence as my partner will get me a ticket to heaven, right?" Trump's soul then immediately got dragged from down below, by a long green dragon. "Hey, I swear I never grabbed any woman!" shouted Trump. "I am Shenlong," said the green dragon, "And you have been a very bad person Trump, for being hateful towards women, non-white people, LBGT people, and non-Christians, I am taking you to where you belong!"
Trump was dumped off onto the ground, surrounding by a pink sky. "What is this?" said Trump, "Mexico?" Suddenly a red monster and blue monster faced Trump. "Holy Hitler!" screamed Trump, "Who are you freaks!?" One of the monsters answered, "We're here because we've been bad people, and we've heard how bad of a person you've been Mr. Trump." "Where the heck am I!?" cried Trump. "You're in the Home for Infinite Losers," said the other monster, "Or H.F.I.L. for short! This is the place of no return!" Trump then cried, "But I'm no loser! Liberals are! I don't belong here!" "Too bad!" said both monsters, "You are nothing but a jerk and an evil human being!" Trump was then forced by the monsters towards a red house covered in flames.
Inside the house, Trump saw other evil people who've been sent to live in the H.F.I.L., such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Fred Phelps, Osama bin Laden, Christopher Columbus, Andrew Jackson, George W. Bush, Pepe the frog, and Ronald Reagan. "Oh this doesn't seem so bad!" Trump said to himself, "At least I have good company!" Trump and his new friends were unfortunately not in the best luck, as the leader of the H.F.I.L., the Devil, came in and said, "Okay all you heartless conservatives, time for you all to be forced to watch pro-SJW Youtube videos…for the rest of time!" "NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Trump and all the other evil conservatives.
The End!