I shant own Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Welcome to Completely Random Questions for the Olympians! Yeah! Hosted by cookiemonstergirl! *Insert Applause Here *
MeZeusPoseidonHadesQUESTIONS
Hi! Oh! Hold the applause.
No one's cheering. There's no one there.
I'm glaring at you right now.
Anyway! Welcome to the new show-written by cookiemonstergirl (ME)- Completly Random Questions for the Olympians! Or CRQO! Yeah! Today's guests are the Big Three! The three sons of Kronos! Now you applaude.
*crickets*
Ha!
Listen to me! There is no one there!
He's actually right.
To bad.
I know!
Shut up! I'm hosting this show! BE GONE SATAN!
You invited me here, okay?
Sorry
No your not
Good point
First question! For Hades and Poseidon.
WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR FATHER'S TUMMY, WHAT DID YOU EAT?
You know, Apollo asked me that same question.
Really?
Yeah
I'll asked the questions here!
Seriously, shut up.
Make me.
Next question! This one's for Zeus!
Great
Shut it
DID YOU THINK IT THROUGH WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR THUNDERBOLT ALONE, UNGUARDED IN THE THRONE ROOM ON THE WINTER SOLSTACE? YOU KNOW, WHEN LUKE STOLE IT?
I don't want to talk about it
But your gonna
No I'm not
Yeah, you are
N-
Just do what she asks so we can leave
Yes, please, so we can leave
I did not think it through. I did not think that a dumb little demigod would sneak in and steal my thunderbolt. Who does that?
Okay, for Poseidon, ARE YOU PROUD OF PERCY?
Yeah, he's kinda dimwitted at times, but I'm a proud parent.
Awww! *Applause*
How did that happen? There's no one here!
That's what you think
For Hades, ARE YOU PROUD OF NICO?
Not really.
*cookiemonstergirl throughs chair at Hades*
What the hell?
Nico is amazing!
Okay, for Zeus, ARE YOU PROUD OF THALIA?
Of course.
I'm not speaking to any of you
GOOD!
For Poseidon, CAN YOU SET ME UPA DATE WITH TRITON?
What?
He's cute
Again, what? Why in the seven seas would you want to date Triton? He's annoying!
But he's so hott.
I'm not discussing this... how's Friday at eight?
Fine with me.
For Zeus WHO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE ON MY SHOW NEXT WEEK?
Apollo, Hermes, and Ares. You know what? Anyone but me.
I second that emotion
I love Hades
Really?
I got him to talk!
Shut up
And that's all the time we have this week! Tune in next time for... drum roll please!
APOLLO, HERMES, AND ARES! yeah!
STAYING AMOOZING,
CaRLoS (ALSO ME)