Disclaimer: I don't really own GW. If you don't like the idea of foul-mouthed chibi-authoresses, get out. This story was written by me, about Chibi-me's adventures into catching muses. BTW, my YYH one is funnier, but I don't know if I'll even post that one!
How The G-boys came to be under my possession (at least for a while).
I was walking. I bought some Gundam trading cards in the mall. Natrually, I now had to
go get some muses. So I opened the cards, using the same trick I used to capture my Yu
Yu Hakusho muses. I got sucked into the dimension that the cards came from! ^_^ It was
fun. I spun around and around and around in a big sparkly tunnel Sooooo..... I landed on
Relena's shoulders in my chibi-Gundam, and squashed the Wicked Bitch!!!! It was a happy day for Gundam-land.
All the bushier danced all happy around me. But then I smiled an evilllllll smile.
Everyone knows that an evil smile on a chibi ficcy authoress is a bad, bad thing. I held up
a magic wand. It had a Green Smiling Fish on the end. I handed it a card form the pack. It
smiled at it. Suddenly the card turned a magic color....
BLUEWITHSHIMMERYPURPLEANDORANGEPOLKADOTS!!!!!!!
And then it sucked Duo-kun into the card.
And I fed the Green Happy Fish another card. This one turned BLACKWITHCHIBIGREENSTRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then it sucked Heero into the card.
Quatre got sad. I told him, "no cry, be chibi!" so he turned chibi!! He went into the card, too.
Trowa-kun went into a card that made white colors come out of it. It was soooo kwaii!!
But when the WishyWishyChibiChibiSmilyFishyCardWand tried to eat Wufei, he got mad.
He yelled bad words 'bout girls at me. I don't like people who do things like that. So I cast a spell to make him shut up. He still wouldn't.
So I told him to shut his big fucking mouth and I crossed my arms and made a big mean face.
And an old lady said that chibis shouldn't say bad words. So I asked her very nicely to shut up.
And she said to be respectful to elders. And that rule sucks. So I changed it. But I gave her Pocky and she went away to NeverNever land to get little again.
And Wufei was not cooperative. So I had to say lotsa mean things. I cast a very big spell on him to make him stand still.
I had to cast a meaner spell to make him shut up. So I crossed my arms and made a big mean face and said it. It went like this:
WUFFYSHUTTHEFUCKUPORI'LLFUCKINGHITYOUYOUFUCKINGUNDERSTAND!!!!!!
And another not-nice elder said not to say the dreaded eff-word. So I told him to fuck off.
He went to NeverNever land to so he could learn to say bad things too.
And I caught Wuffy!!!! So that is how I caught my GW muses!!!!!!!
NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A DIRTY-MOUTHED CHIBI!!!! (Me) You were warned. That's also why the sentences are so funny sounding.