DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS

Ten Ten laughed loudly"Oh my god!"She nearly screamed out,lying on the floor in laughter. There in front of her was Neji dressed in a pink dress and make up. His brown hair in pig tails. Lee tried to stifle his laughter. Neji growled in annoyance"Stupid dare.."He mummbled, crossing his arms. Ten Ten wiped the tears out of her eyes and stood, dusting herself off still smiling. She glanced at him and found herself laughing again. Neji glared at Lee, knowing he had taken part in it. Lee smiled and inched away slowly "hehe You look pretty today Neji." Lee teased. Neji advanced towards him and Lee ran. Neji, fuming , left leaving a very giggly Ten Ten behind. "Damn that stupid Naruto and Kiba..." he thought walking. Villagers and ninjas stared. Neji glared at them and they all turned. He sighed once he got to the Hyuuga Manor. Hiashi glanced at him from the sparring he was doing. He stared, wide eyed. Hinata glanced at him and giggled. Neji growled and stormed to his room. Once, there he slammed the door shut and changed to his usual attire. "I will get them back!"Neji said clenching his fist tightly. He sat on his huge bed and put a hand under his chin,thinking. A knock interrupted him from his thoughts, Neji sighed."Come in." Hiashi walked in and sat next to him. "Neji I wanted to ask you something.""About the dress?"He asked.Hiashi nodded."It's nothing."Neji said before Hiashi could open his mouth. "Your not a transvestite are you?""WHAT!?"Neji screamed. Hiashi hesitated"It's only a simple question."Neji stood up"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS SHIT!"Neji yelled and walked out angrily. Naruto snickered as he saw Neji"Hey Nejima."He lamely teased."Nejima?!Is that all you can think of!?That's the stupidest name EVER!"Kiba yelled at him.Akamaru barked in approval.Nejima-uh-er I mean Neji rolled up his sleeves, smiling wickedly. Naruto and Kiba back away "Hehe we were only kidding!"Naruto said holding his arms out in front of him.CENSORED(haha i am evil!)Neji clapped his hands happily and left. There on the ground lay Kiba and Naruto,bleeding.Sakura shook her head,sighing and walked to them. Neji sighed but smiled, in a couple of days it would be Ten Ten's party and he wanted to make it a special one. There in his manor everyone was scrammbling all over the place.

Ten Ten sighed"Gai-Sensei.Lee.What is going on?"She asked as they led the blindfolded Ten Ten to the Hyuuga manor. Neji paced back and forth, slightly nervous. Ten Ten arrived and they unblinded her."SURPRISE!"They yelled. Everyone was there. Tsunade, Iruka,Kakashi,Anko, The one and only Jiriaya, Naruto,Sasuke,Sakura and all the others.Ten Ten squeled in delight. Gaara growled, glaring at Shikamaru, who may I say was very close to Temari. He glared at them. Ten Ten smiled as they threw confetti. Than a couple of hours later all of the friends gathered to play truth or dare. Neji crossed his arms, hating the game. "Ok ok. Me first!" Ino squeled. Ten Ten nodded"Ok.."She pondered, scanning the room for her first victim. She smiled evilly."Sasuke...truth or dare?"She asked."Hn...this is stupid...dare."He replied.She giggled"I dare you to kiss me."Sasuke giggled"Ha!Like hell I will.I mean does any straight guy have hair this nice?!"He asked, looking at his nails. Ino and Sakura passed out. Sasuke giggled"I'm waiting for my man Orochimaru!"He said punching the air. Naruto and the others stared, wide eyed. Naruto began to crack up. "Oookay..."Ten Ten said, a bit scared, sipping her sake. (This is her 18th birthday just so you all know) Temari smiled"I will go."She looked around"Gaara...truth or dare?"Gaara glared at her"Dare."She smirked "I dare you to go and strip in front of all of Konoha." The kazekage grew angry"WHAT!?""I'll give you a cookie."She stated simply"Okay where do I go!?"He asked, eager. Shikamaru nearly choked on his cigarette. Ten Ten took more shots of sake. Neji noticed this. All the girls smiled excluding Ten Ten. Their plan was going perfectly.

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