A/n: Hello! I noticed I'd never written a Digimon fic *gasp*, so I wrote
this cute little fic. Now, due to major plot hole, the rest if the Digimon
cast will not be here unless stated otherwise. I made them chibis because.I
love chibis. ^^ On with the fic! (Disclaimer is at the bottom of the page)
The adventures of...
Chibi Davis and Yolei!
"Yolei, gimme back my cookie!" cried Davis and he jumped up and down, trying to reach his cookie. Yolei blew a raspberry at him.
"No, it's my cookie now!" she grinned and licked it slowly. "You still want it?"
"Yuck, no!" he yelled. "You're a icky picky...poo head!" Yolei gasped.
"You said a bad word, Davis!" she accused as she pointed a finger at him. Davis clamped his hands over his mouth.
"You won't tell will you?" he whispered.
"Not unless I can keep the cookie."
"Eww... you can have it! It has Yolei germs now." He said. Yolei pouted and put her hands on her hips.
"Well you have Davis germs!"
"You have smart people germs!" He yelled. Yolei raised an eyebrow.
"Being smart is good, you know." Scratching his head (in a non-lice way), Davis thought for a moment. He then started crying. Yolei put a hand on his shoulder.
"Aww Davis, what's wrong?" she asked sympathetically.
"I can't think of a good comeback!" he yelled as he sobbed dramatically. Yolei blinked then whispered something in his ear. Quickly brightening up, he put a finger in the air then pointed it at her.
"You are a *beep*!" Noticing what he just said, he then said: "Oops. Sorry."
"It's okay. My mom called someone that once." Yolei said, grinning.
"I should call Jun that sometime. She's a bum head." Davis said, rolling his eyes. Yolei giggled.
"Bum head." She echoed. "That's funny." Davis' stomach growled. Rubbing his tummy, he said:
"Wanna get something to eat, Yolei?" he asked sheepishly. Yolei nodded and slinked her arm through Davis'. (Aww how cute! ^^) She smiled and skipped off to the kitchen with Davis in her arm....
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN-Davis noticed there was no fridge in the kitchen. They gasped and said:
"Holy sock!" They blinked then faced each other. "Holy sock?"
"Yes! Holy sock!" Came a voice from inside the cupboard. Davis opened the cupboard door and revealed a...
"Poo-chi!" Davis cried as he hugged the robotic dog. "I missed you!"
^ ^ Was Poo-chi's expression.
"I always thought my poo head sister threw you out 'cause you wouldn't shut up!" he squeezed Poo-chi tighter, but Poo-chi being hard and all, hurt Davis' chest. "Ow." Yolei just watched then spoke.
"Erm, Davis?"
"Uh huh?"
"Poo-chi just talked."
Davis stared at the robo dog.
"Poo-chi, you talked!" he cried.
"I just said that..." Yolei muttered. Davis pressed the button on Poo-chi's head.
"Holy sock!" it said. Davis giggled then pressed the button again. "Holy sock!" it kept saying.
"This is fun!" said Davis, who continued pressing the 'holy sock' button. After 10 minutes of repeating 'holy sock', the Poo-chi's expression was: @ @ (yes, I know it doesn't have that expression but come on. Do you know a Poo-chi that says 'holy sock'?)
"Uh, Davis, I think you killed him." Yolei said pointing to Poo-chi's expression. Davis shook his head.
"Nah, he won't die unless I do this." He threw Poo-chi into the wall, smashing Poo-chi into smithereens. Davis blinked and realized what he had just done. "NOOO!!!! Poo-chi, what have I done!!!"
Yes, poor Davis had annihilated Poo-chi. Fear not, Yolei is there too cheer him up.
"Davis, it's okay." she said, patting his hair. "Would a hug help?" Davis brightened up once again and smiled.
"Yup! Besides, I like Furby better." he said, looking on the bright side. Yolei smiled back and hugged him. All was quite until-
Davis stomach growled again.
A/n: Chapter one is done. Hey, that rhymes! Oh, here's the disclaimer. I do not own Digimon, Poo-chi, or the phrase 'Holy sock'. I believe that belongs to Neemon. ^^
The adventures of...
Chibi Davis and Yolei!
"Yolei, gimme back my cookie!" cried Davis and he jumped up and down, trying to reach his cookie. Yolei blew a raspberry at him.
"No, it's my cookie now!" she grinned and licked it slowly. "You still want it?"
"Yuck, no!" he yelled. "You're a icky picky...poo head!" Yolei gasped.
"You said a bad word, Davis!" she accused as she pointed a finger at him. Davis clamped his hands over his mouth.
"You won't tell will you?" he whispered.
"Not unless I can keep the cookie."
"Eww... you can have it! It has Yolei germs now." He said. Yolei pouted and put her hands on her hips.
"Well you have Davis germs!"
"You have smart people germs!" He yelled. Yolei raised an eyebrow.
"Being smart is good, you know." Scratching his head (in a non-lice way), Davis thought for a moment. He then started crying. Yolei put a hand on his shoulder.
"Aww Davis, what's wrong?" she asked sympathetically.
"I can't think of a good comeback!" he yelled as he sobbed dramatically. Yolei blinked then whispered something in his ear. Quickly brightening up, he put a finger in the air then pointed it at her.
"You are a *beep*!" Noticing what he just said, he then said: "Oops. Sorry."
"It's okay. My mom called someone that once." Yolei said, grinning.
"I should call Jun that sometime. She's a bum head." Davis said, rolling his eyes. Yolei giggled.
"Bum head." She echoed. "That's funny." Davis' stomach growled. Rubbing his tummy, he said:
"Wanna get something to eat, Yolei?" he asked sheepishly. Yolei nodded and slinked her arm through Davis'. (Aww how cute! ^^) She smiled and skipped off to the kitchen with Davis in her arm....
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN-Davis noticed there was no fridge in the kitchen. They gasped and said:
"Holy sock!" They blinked then faced each other. "Holy sock?"
"Yes! Holy sock!" Came a voice from inside the cupboard. Davis opened the cupboard door and revealed a...
"Poo-chi!" Davis cried as he hugged the robotic dog. "I missed you!"
^ ^ Was Poo-chi's expression.
"I always thought my poo head sister threw you out 'cause you wouldn't shut up!" he squeezed Poo-chi tighter, but Poo-chi being hard and all, hurt Davis' chest. "Ow." Yolei just watched then spoke.
"Erm, Davis?"
"Uh huh?"
"Poo-chi just talked."
Davis stared at the robo dog.
"Poo-chi, you talked!" he cried.
"I just said that..." Yolei muttered. Davis pressed the button on Poo-chi's head.
"Holy sock!" it said. Davis giggled then pressed the button again. "Holy sock!" it kept saying.
"This is fun!" said Davis, who continued pressing the 'holy sock' button. After 10 minutes of repeating 'holy sock', the Poo-chi's expression was: @ @ (yes, I know it doesn't have that expression but come on. Do you know a Poo-chi that says 'holy sock'?)
"Uh, Davis, I think you killed him." Yolei said pointing to Poo-chi's expression. Davis shook his head.
"Nah, he won't die unless I do this." He threw Poo-chi into the wall, smashing Poo-chi into smithereens. Davis blinked and realized what he had just done. "NOOO!!!! Poo-chi, what have I done!!!"
Yes, poor Davis had annihilated Poo-chi. Fear not, Yolei is there too cheer him up.
"Davis, it's okay." she said, patting his hair. "Would a hug help?" Davis brightened up once again and smiled.
"Yup! Besides, I like Furby better." he said, looking on the bright side. Yolei smiled back and hugged him. All was quite until-
Davis stomach growled again.
A/n: Chapter one is done. Hey, that rhymes! Oh, here's the disclaimer. I do not own Digimon, Poo-chi, or the phrase 'Holy sock'. I believe that belongs to Neemon. ^^