Oh my god, another horror story by Kaiimi! This is, like, totally news worthy! But in all seriousness though, I'm going back to my roots with this story. Every cliche you could ever think of that has happened in horror movies will be included in here, so we can all laugh at each character's stupidity. Think you can find out who the murderer is before he/she/it/they are/is revealed? Enjoy...

Characters: Mario Luigi Peach Daisy Rosalina Pauline DK Diddy Dixie Yoshi Birdo Toadette Toad Wario Waluigi Goombella Koops Flurrie Vivian Goombario Bombette Parakarry Bowser Kammy Wendy Jojora Fire Bro

It was a dark and stormy night in Mushroom City. Goombella was in her apartment, watching a horror movie with Goombario.

"This is, like, the most boring horror movie I ever seen in my entire existing life. Can you tell me again why you, like, like this so movie so much?" Goombella complained to Goombario, who was shivering with fear.

"B-b-b-because th-there's a lot of s-suspense and c-creepiness throughout the whole m-movie. I mean, h-how are you not s-scared?" He asked her.

"Are you, like, for real right now? Tell me, how exactly is a low budget film with a cheesy killer clown who is, like, totally obvious as to who it actually is, along with crappy blood effects suppose to be scary? Were you, like, abused by clowns when you were younger?" Goombella asked.

"DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY!? I WATCH THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I HATE CLOWNS BUT I LOVE TO BE SCARED AT THE SAME TIME! GOSH MAN!" Goombario shouted and started to cry.

"I hate clowns too, but this movie doesn't, like, scare me one bit. You must tell me why this scares you so much!" Goombella demanded to know from him as she got out her cellphone. Goombario sighed and paused the movie.

"Fine. I'll tell you. When I was 7, someone dressed in a clown costume was chasing me through the forest because I was out playing hide and seek with my friends at night. I ended up tripping and scraping my knee against a rock pretty badly and I was scared for my life! I just laid there, keeping my eyes and waiting for my inevitable death...but it never came. I opened my eyes and the clown guy was gone. I assume someone wanted to just freak me out but to this day, I still never fully got over it." Goombario explained, but then noticed Goombella was texting on her phone. She then looked up at him.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What were you saying?" She asked. Goombario growled at her.

"Oh nevermind! Excuse me while I go use the bathroom and attempt to flush my head down the toilet!" He angrily yelled and went down the hallway.

"Geez, what's his problem? It must be that time of the month for him." Goombella said to herself. Her cellphone suddenly started ringing. She looked at who was calling and saw that it was a number that she did not recognize. She decided to answer it anyways.

"Hello?"

"Hello, who's this?"

"Umm, you called me, dummy!"

"Hey bitch, don't insult me otherwise I'll cut you up into tiny little pieces! Well, actually, I'm planning on doing that anyways."

"WHAT!? No...this has to be some kind of joke!"

"It isn't. In fact, I'm already homing in on your boyfriend right now!"

"He's not my boyfriend, he's just, like, a desperate guy trying to score with me which isn't gonna happen anytime soon."

"Oh...so...you don't care if I kill him then?"

"Eh, not really. The guy literally calls me every hour of everyday and it gets on my nerves! You would actually be doing me a favor if you got rid of him!"

"Um...alright then...so...uhh...don't be surprised if you hear a loud banging sound and a scream within the next minute."

"Kay kay."

Goombella sat on the couch for a little while longer, and then heard the banging and screaming noise coming from the bathroom, just like what the killer said would happen.

"Ohmigosh! Did you really kill him?"

"Of course I did. You should come into the bathroom and check out the wonderful mess I made!"

"I'd rather not. I feel woozy whenever I see the sight of gore."

"I only slit his throat you bimbo! NOW COME IN HERE AND SEE IT!"

"Alright fine! You're so demanding!"

Goombella got off the couch and quickly made her way to the bathroom. She got more nervous as she grabbed the doorknob and slowly pushed the door open. The body of Goombario on the floor with his throat slit finally came into full view, along with the killer dressed in all black standing in the bathtub, staring at Goombella with a phone to his ear.

"Well? I told you that I would do it!"

"Ok. You made your point. But seriously, a black cloak? That's not even original! How am I suppose to take you seriously!?"

"Shut up! It was the only good disguise I could find. I'd like to see you try and be a serial killer for a day!"

"Um...why are we still talking on the phone?"

"Oh. Right. We should probably hang up so you can start screaming and running while I chase you down."

"Ok! Wish me luck!"

They both hang up and Goombella started running for her life and screaming for help while the killer dashed after her. Goombella ran past the couch and over to her door. She opened it, only to find that those short chain lock things on certain doors was still hooked. She tried to unhook it as fast as she could, but to not avail as the killer slashed his knife across the goomba gal's back. She fell over and yelled in pain as she looked up at the killer.

"N-no! Please don't kill me! I'm too popular of a character to die so soon!" She cried.

"That's just too bad." The killer coldly replied and held the knife high up above their head, and then brought it down into Goombella's forehead.

EOC.

So the murders have officially begun and more will expected to happen soon. Next chapter will introduce the rest of the characters, along with more mystery, humor, drama, suspense, horror, and cheesiness. Please review.