Hello there! This is my second story on Ouran High that I just HAVE to share with all of you! My friend gave me the plot bunny and I just can't sit still anymore.
I was hoping to start this at the end of October since I have my finals right now, but then again...I don't want this thing to get cold so I decided, why not? I like writing, and this can help me in my english!
Without further ado, I present to you Operation: Save Haruhi and Kaoru
(but I have to warn you, there's a SLIGHT twincest going on)
Ouran Koukou Host Club belongs to Hatori Bisco, this is a story for enjoyment only.
It was another normal day for a certain commoner in Ouran Academy, she came to school, she studied and she went to the club that so happen to be the bane of her existance, the Host Club.
"Oh look! Haruhi's here!" the twins' voices cut through the air as she entered music room 3. Surpressing a sigh, she made her way to the snack cabinet and grabs a simple bottle of mineral water and poured it into one of the expensive glass cups. She then proceed to walk across the large room to sit on the couch beside a happily munching Hunny-senpai, who quickly saw her slump form.
"Haru-chan, what's wrong? You look more tired than usual," he squeaks out as he observes Haruhi gulping down the water and placing the cup on the table.
"I'm sorry for making you worry senpai, it's just that... I don't know why but I feel so tense today, the teachers are too demanding, the students were so loud and the amount of homework is tiring, and I'm not one to complain usually," Haruhi replied with an edgy tone that made Hunny curious.
Before the blonde could say anything, the king of the club decided to ultimately destroy Haruhi's personal bubble and thin patience by another one of his tackle hugs. The girl was roughly snatched away from her seat and is brought over to Tamaki.
"Oh my dearest daughter! You are tired? You are sore? It's true! Even I have felt the pressure of studying as if I was to hold the pillars of the Earth itself! Come now, we shall relax ourselves! What would you like to do Haruhi? Play hide-and-seek? Kick the can? Tell jokes to lift the atmosphere?"
Tamaki went on about his ideas on how to make the brunette cheerful and completely misses the anger radiating off of her, but not the rest of the club.
"I think Tama-chan should let Haru-chan relax on her own, she's really annoyed," Hunny points out worriedly. Mori simply grunted in responce behind him.
"Milord is seriously oblivious about Haruhi's dark aura," Kaoru started with a bored expression as he watches the whole ordeal going on.
"Yea, that aura is scarier than Kyouya-senpai and Hunny-senpai's aura when they woke up before their time," Hikaru nods in agreement whilst linking his arm with his brother.
"He should understand that Haruhi is a normal, adolescent girl. She's bound to have episodes like this once in a while, his loss for not noticing it," Kyouya sighs as he returns to his laptop, tuning the argument between the girl and the blonde down by checking the rating of the sale.
"Kyouya-senpai, what do you mean when you said she's an adolescent girl? It's abvious isn't it?" the twins said simultaneously that earned them a light chuckle from both Kyouya and Hunny. When they turned to the loli-shota boy, he can simply grin.
"You'll get it sooner or later," he said cutely. The twins are just about to protest when Haurhi let out a frustrated yell that caught all their attention.
"I've had ENOUGH of this! I'm sick and tired of you being such an airheaded narcissistic! I never wanted to put up with this! I was just hoping that after school, I'd be going home to study and do chores but it was YOUR FAULT I'm stuck in this position!"
Tamaki was struck back when the petite girl lashed out at him. Pure, terrified tears seeping out of his lids as she continues to angrily roar at him.
"Your fault I couldn't escape here when I had the chance, your fault for making me break the vase, your fault that I'm in this debt and absolutely, YOUR FAULT that I'm constantly worn out everyday!" she screamed out.
By this time, all the guys were staring at her in awe, fear and shock by her sudden outburst. Kyouya unconsciously gulping as she panted and huffed after finally releasing her turbulent emotions while Tamaki, he's a shaking wreck hiding behind Kyouya.
"Ohohohoho! And the gentle kitten has shown her fangs and claws!" three dreaded voices sang through the door and much to the boys' surprise, it was the Zuka Club.
"A girl's heart is not one you should have foul play with, least you want to see the results," Chizuru sneered in a poetic voice as she holds a lily flower close to her.
"You should know how to treat a lady better than that! Yes girls love the attention upon them but too much will result in her heart to darken! Their hearts must be kept pure with tenderness, love and care!" Hinako sweeps in with a daisy between her fingers.
"Our dear Haruhi is a pure rose but in a soil crawling with worms and taintedness! You have ask her to bloom too much, so she had released her thorns. This club has no feelings for a girl such as her! And to think you flirt with the other girls here so absentmindedly, it makes me sick!" Benio voiced out as she hands Haruhi a stalk of red rose.
"The Zuka club will happily help you settle your debts with these narcissistic fools. And we'll have our chef to cook the best quality ootoro you'll ever laid your eyes upon too!" Hinako persuaded gently as she pulls Haruhi away.
"Haruhi, don't! They're fooling you!" Tamaki shouted in a dramatic desperation. The look Haruhi gave him could even scare Kyouya himself.
"I don't know about that, but I do know that you did say I can have as much ootoro as I can if I kept my secret as a girl during that physical examination. But until now, I haven't had a single bite.." the girl hisses out venomously.
Tamaki search around frantically and grabs Mori. "Mori-senpai knows how to cook! He can cook the best ootoro for you rather than the chef in Lobelia Academy! Daddy just want you to be happy!"
With that final word of 'daddy', Haruhi snapped. Lightning start to flash around as her eyes screams murder at the now petrified Tamaki.
"You're a sick man senpai... I don't want you to relate yourself as my father anymore. If you were doing fine without me in the Host Club before, then surely you'll be fine without me now.." the girl said quietly with a large amount of evil behind the tone.
"Kyouya-senpai, I'll work for you instead to pay off my debt, maybe as a house keeper but whatever happens, I don't want to be in this club anymore..." with that, Haruhi went off with the none too quiet members of the Zuka Club.
"Yes! A girl such as you MUST be in Lobelia Academy. I shall inform the High Mistress! Chizuru, Hinako, ensure that our new member is satisfied while I head off to tell the good news!" Benio then spun off out of the music room followed by the other three girls.
As the door closes, the entire Host Club members went silent. Hunny was the first one to break the tense silence in the air. "Tama-chan messed up, didn't he?" he asks nonchalantly. Tamaki wailed tears of Niagra Falls.
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"We need to bring Haru-chan back here, Tama-chan's having a hard time calming down," Hunny quoted as the Host Club members sat on the couch around the coffee table, all but Tamaki were there actually since the king needed his rest on another couch after crying his heart out.
"Milord should've gotten the first clue in the first place. Let tired Haruhi rest," the twins shot together as they leered at the whining, sniffing form of Tamaki who's wrapped up in a blanket and tissues littering the pristine marble floor.
"Actually, this little episode brought in some customers for the club. With Haruhi leaving because of an argument thanks to Tamaki, the girls are trying all they can to bring her back," Kyouya explained with a sickly sweet smile.
"But Kyouya-senpai," Hikaru started and is continued by his brother.
"The girls don't know Haruhi is a girl, and by now, her secret must've at least been revealed since Lobelia is a school for girls only," the younger twin blinks out and agreement was heard from Hunny.
"You do know that the girls always picture Haruhi as a girl in the first place. And it doesn't surprise them if the Zuka Club took Haruhi with them. Because the customers are now quite fond of Haruhi, they'll team up together, earning more followers to fight with the Zuka Club and their supporters," Kyouya explained in a lengthy detail.
"And how can you be so sure they'll gain more supporters to get Haruhi back when some of the girls doesn't even know Haruhi?" Hikaru asks out in a bored tone.
"The girls will mention them for sure. How can they ignore a commoner who wears ragged clothes early in the year suddenly transformed into a host? The news had spread fast across the school, they just never visit us. Really, you should read the school blog more often,"
A cold chill suddenly passed through the room that shook the twins to their core. If money is involved, be sure that Kyouya is thererunning the ordeal.
"Well, the girls won't be enough, even if Renge is with them. We need someone who can convince Haruhi to come back from inside Lobelia," Hikaru suggested out that made Kaoru stunned.
"Wow, when have you gotten the brains, Hikaru? Normally I'll be the one suggesting in things like this," he smiled out.
"Yeah well, you're not the only one, little brother," Hikaru playfully ruffled his brother's hair at that. "But which one of us should be a girl..?" the older twin suddenly said and leered at his brother who quickly flinch away.
"Are you joking Hikaru? I don't want to dress as a girl and go into Lobelia! What about my attendance here?" Kaoru shrieks as Hikaru start to chuckle evilly and his eyes start to glisten.
"The chairman likes Haru-chan, maybe he'll understand if we tell him-..." Hunny couldn't even finish his sentence as the door to the music room burst open, revealing a rather exhausted Yuzuru Suoh and his secretary behind him, calling him to return to his paperwork.
"Is it true? That our commoner scholarship student wants to transfer to Lobelia?" he screeches out that caught everyone, including Tamaki's attention.
"Wow, news spread fast around here, and there aren't a single customer to start it up, so what did?" the twins ask together in a monotonous voice. Their answer came as a high-pitch laughter and a high-powered motor rolls Renge up from the ground.
"It's an epic battle between the Host Club and the Zuka Club as they try to win Haruhi-kun's heart! And with Haruhi-kun dressed up as a girl and in Lobelia High, her moe level will increase tenth-fold and of course, the Zuka Club will never hand him back!" she posed out dramatically.
"How did we forget about her..?" the twins exclaimed pitifully. Of course, the first person to start up a riot in the Host Club always have been Renge ever since she became 'manager'.
"I'll contact Lobelia Academy to cut off Fujioka-san's name from their list, that way they-..." Yuzuru was brutally interrupted as Renge shouts out at him.
"NO! That's a terrible idea! It would only increase Haruhi-kun's anger towards you, the Host Club and Ouran itself! She could wind up in a normal but elite school!" she cried out and start to ramble how the Host Club would disentigrate if Haruhi were to be away.
"Then why don't Kaoru go?" Kyouya suddenly spoke, capturing everyone's attention. Tamaki instantly leapt out of the couch to kneel beside Kyouya, eyes shining with fake tears.
"But mommy! You can't send one of these devils there! He'll only make our daughter angrier!" Tamaki wailed as he grips the handle on Kyouya's seat. The Shadow King merely return his gaze calmly.
"If you would know, Kaoru is rather understanding and kinder when he's alone rather than being with Hikaru. With a little bit of make-up and wig, we can transform Hitachiin Kaoru into a girl. We have to choose a name though," Kyouya pondered.
"It'll be perfect then! Kaoru-kun's moe level will increase and oh! We have to show Kaoru-kun's feminine side to the customers! They'll love him! Renge can eat three bowl of rice!" the otaku shrieks out happily. Kyouya's glasses seems to shine for a little while and he let out a rather sadistic looking smile.
"So then, does everyone agree?" he asks around.
"I'll contact Lobelia's chairwoman then, but I have no problem. Make sure Fujioka-san comes back here to us," the chairman smiles out as he take his leave.
"I wanna see Kao-chan as a girl and wearing a dress!" Hunny giggled out from his position on Mori's shoulders. The kendo champion simply nods his head in agreement that he too, wanted to see Kaoru as a girl.
"Well...if you put it that way, if you actually trust one of these devils to bring Haruhi back, then I have no objection," Tamaki mumbled out with a pout, still kneeling beside Kyouya.
Just as Kyouya about to ask Hikaru whether Kaoru should disguise as a girl or not, the younger twin agreed to do it, much to his brother's surprise. Kaoru knew how much Hikaru liked Haruhi, even if he calls her their toy. But Kaoru could see the adoration in his brother's eyes and if Haruhi were to permanently study in Lobelia, Hikaru's heart would be crushed.
"I'll do it, I'll bring Haruhi back as best as I can," Kaoru said out with a confident smile.
"Kaoru.." Hikaru muttered out in disbelief to which his other half simply gave him a reassuring smile. Though the others couldn't see it, Hikaru could see that the smile is somewhat shaky and a bit...sad. He was about to ask what was wrong when Kyouya exclaimed happily.
"Alright then, I'll call the designer, hair specialist and make-up artist,"
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Kaoru had been dragged into the changing room for quite a while now, and during that time, Renge had called all the customers to tell them everything about the plan. Even Kyouya seems to be in an all-out business mode, selling banners and such to have a verbal fight with the Zuka Club and their followers.
"Kyou-chan's really enjoying this," Hunny mutter out from his seat with Mori behind him. The loli-shouta kept himself busy by playing with his stuffed bunny and being swooned at the same time by some of his regular customers.
There were loud gasps and a few shrieks as Kaoru step out of the changing room. Tamaki and Hikaru blushed like mad when they saw Kaoru's transformation from a devilishly handsome boy to a gorgeous lady in just a few short hours.
His hair is replaced with a beautiful black wig with gentle curls at the end and reaching his waist. His eyes are also changed, from being bright amber to lapis lazuli blue that shines in the light. His lips applied with pink gloss and his eyelashes are darker and longer.
The designer had chosen a few carefully picked clothes and Kaoru is currently wearing a pale orange knee-length dress with spagheti straps, a frilly white shoulder jacket and white platform shoes that only reaches his ankles. A teardrop crystal necklace adorn his collarbone and a white bow at the back of his head.
"Kao-chan looks very VERY cute!" Hunny exclaimed with awe. Kaoru blushed slightly when he was gazed upon his friends and the girls. Flashes start to go off everywhere and the girls' shrieks seems to intensify by every passing second. It was only then Kaoru realized that those flashes are camera flashes that belongs to the girls.
"The ratings are increasing every minute, we should've done this ages ago," Kyouya retorted from behind his notebook. Hikaru flashes a bemused look at the vice president at the thought of using his brother to gain money for the club.
"Kaoru, you look absolutely stunning! Those Lobelia girls will never suspect anything! That's our dearest mommy for you!" Tamaki exclaimed happily and made a move to glomp Kyouya, only to hit the floor as his friend simply moved out of the way with ease.
Kaoru made his way towards Hikaru with a smile that made the older Hitachiin's breath stuck in his throat. Truly, Kaoru glows with beauty. He doesn't look like a boy one bit! Hard to believe that's his twin brother in that dress.
"What's wrong Hikaru? Is this too much?" Kaoru asked with insecurity in his voice. Hikaru's breath hitched more as his brother start to clench both fists near his chest (that's filled with cotton balls of course). That LOOK. That uke look he'd seen so many times in their brotherly act seems to fit with Kaoru's new role perfectly.
"Kaoru..you look..so very beautiful.." Hikaru whispered out as he slid a hand to Kaoru's cheeks. The girls seem to go ballistic at the sight as their screams and shrieks went up another decibel higher and more camera flashes danced around the twins. Some girls had fainted at the sight while others are busy texting their friends to 'get to the music room 3 ASAP!'
"Oh yes, definately should have done this earlier. The amount of customers coming in are beyond my expectations, I have to thank Haruhi for leaving," Kyouya drawled out.
"Kyou-chan..you're so dark.." Hunny points out monotonously as he watch the girls surround the brothers from atop Mori's shoulders.
"Well then, shall we get this plan going?" Kyouya smiled out and closed the notebook with a snap. The atmosphere in music room 3 seems to be burning with the fire of determination as everyone wants to bring Haruhi back to their side.
"Kaoru-kun, you need a name to go with your look," one of the girls said when she realized that Kaoru still doesn't have a disguise name. The younger twin pondered for a while when he felt a hand on his shoulder and was met with Hikaru's smiling face.
"Well then, how's about Suzume Kaori?" he suggested out. Kaoru thought about it and smiled which made all the girls melt with adoration.
"Alright then, we'll start tomorrow, Suzume Kaori-hime, to bring Haruhi back," Tamaki grins out with determination. Everyone but Kyouya and Mori pumps their fist up with a fiery cry. Operation: Save Haruhi is now a go!
I really hope this is okay, and not too long or complicated for you guys to read. I tried my very best to bring the characters to life, though I think I failed when it comes to Tamaki since he doesn't have much line. (bows) I'm deeply sorry!
If there're any mistake or error in my way, please feel free to tell me. I have the entire week off from school currently and I'll update as fast as I can. Oh, by the way, Haruhi was PMS-ing, that's why I stated that she's an adolescent girl. People seems to forget about that..
Anyways, please leave a review so I can hear from all of you. (bows)