Well, as everyone knows Wrestle Mania is right around the corner. Every champion had to defend their title this time, or is it always? Both Smack down and Raw brands are both going to be there. The big come back has been being set up for months now and now it's time to release the New and improved Divas of Destruction. Same mission to remove the fake plastic talent less Barbie's from the Women's division and correct injustice.
It's the Monday before the big week and Madison is standing I He middle of the ring. The reception to her return is thunderous and she is amazed at how much the universe missed her. She smirked to herself because she knew in a matter if minutes they were about to hate her or love her for being bold. She took a deep breath and raised the mic like she was going to speak and the love died down to a dull roar.
Madison: "Hello my beautiful people."
They roar back again.
Madison: "Boy it has been years since I've been on this stage. It feels amazing to stand here and feel all your love welcoming me back. I have missed this side of the wrestling world."
This prompts a "Welcome back" chant.
Madison: "You may wonder where exactly it is that I've been these past 3 years. Well, the answer is I took off my wrestling boots and decided to explore the creative behind the scene side of WWE. So before the "you sold out" crap starts I was a writer not a lap dog."
This prompts a pop of excitement.
Madison: "The other thing I'd like to address you may not like and you may not want to hear."
Mixed murmurs all around.
Madison: "Before I left , I felt disrespected and under appreciated by basically the whole entire industry. Nothing was really feeling right. The D.O.D broke up. Jessica and Roxy moved away. My world was coming undone. I stayed strong and I rose above all the negativity and used in to improve the WWE writers room and make some of the ultimate dream matches happen without anyone dropping the ball and making it look like crap."
This prompted "Thank you Maddie" chants.
Madison: "Always a pleasure. I want to take a moment to address the neigh Sayers and negative people out there saying I can't wrestle among other stuff I can't repeat without getting fired. You people are the reason people like me wake up in the morning. We can't wait to give you a big fat glass of " In your face, asshole" you disgust me with the way you sit behind your keyboard and television sets and pass judgment on people you have no clue about. You pass judgment on talent without even putting yourself in their shoes for 10 seconds let alone a minute. The amount of hard work it takes to create a super star from the ground up is more then just pretty faces and perfect size 12 bodies. It takes years of physical training and actual schooling. Yes kids, you have to graduate high school first. The promo classes and the gymnastics to teach you not to get hurt are for everyone not just females. The more you sit in those seats and chant "You can't wrestle" the more determination the person in the ring gets. The more strength builds and the more they want to punch you in the face next. We are away from our friends and family 300 days a year. That takes toll on relationships and you miss special events because of schedule conflicts and people think you don't give a damn about them. It happens. This is all real. So remember who you are judging before you open your mouth. Are you that perfect?"
To her surprise the audience actually cheered her pipe bomb as she walked back to the dressing area.
Jessica: "Feeling better?"
Madison: "Damn right I am."
Jessica's theme music starts and she goes out for her entrance.
Jessica: "You're Universal Champ is here."
The universe explodes.
Jessica: "I never really gave a thank you speech for this, but this is wrestling not the Oscars."
Another pop of excitement.
Jessica: "All right. I'm out here because I am a fighting champion and I have no opponent for Wrestle Mania."
The universe shows its disapproval.
Jessica: "That's exactly how I feel. Since nobody wants to make me a match I will make my own. Who in the back locker room wants to fight for this Universal Championship? I'm sure there are others other then Balor who are itching to take this from a female."
To her surprise, Barron Corbin's music hits and he is standing on the apron giving her the stare down.
Jessica: "Seriously? A Smack down opponent? Are the Raw super stars suddenly invisible?"
Baron: "Why don't you shut up?"
This prompts his supporters to cheer.
Baron: "This is a super show. Both brands are represented here and that is Universal. Anyone can have it. I'm taking it from you tonight."
Jessica braces herself for a fight as he makes a bee line for the ring. Suddenly, as they are about to lock up Seth's music hits and he comes out.
Seth: "Wait a minute. What makes you think that Smack down should take our belt? This was made for Raw hence the red belt and not blue."
Baron: "This has nothing to do with you, Rollins."
Seth: "On the contrary, it's my show."
Seth's supporters go nuts.
Seth: "See, I have a stake in that belt and this is Monday night Rollins not Baron Corbin."
Baron: "Turn around before you end up getting hurt again."
This prompts Kurt Angle to come out.
Kurt: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell do you think your doing?"
Seth: "I'm saving our belt."
Kurt: "This is a championship match and your interfering."
Seth: "Interfering? It's not even official yet."
Kurt: "It is now and the winner of this match goes on to a triple threat match with Seth Rollins at Wrestle Mania."
Seth: "That's what I'm talking about."
Kurt: "Ring the bell."
The bell rings and Jessica and Baron lock up in the ring. Now, from the outside looking in, this may look like an unfair fight being that Baron Corbin is damn near 7 feet tall and Jessica is 5' 7" and about a buck twenty in athletic muscle and strength. But, Jessica also was trained on the independent circuit wrestling up against guys his size and weight. So, it's not an unfair fight. This surprises Baron a little, but he doesn't break character. He gets her in a hold.
Baron: "Damn, you are unbelievably strong and athletic. Good work."
Jessica: "I'm not done yet."
She does her rear view move to break the hold by basically forcing her backside into his crotch until he can't hold on to her body restricting her movement anymore. He lets go and she swings away from him so he can't grab her and reapply the hold.
Baron: "You're making me dizzy with all this dancing around."
Jessica: "What's the matter, baby boy? You can't hang with a woman in the ring?"
Baron: "That's hilarious. I'm a golden glove boxer. I can do this all night."
Jessica makes a move to get up on the ropes and Baron counter-moves and gets her down.
Baron: "Get ready for the End of Days little phoenix."
Jessica rolls away from his next move and hits a curb stomp on him planting him into the mat. She goes for the cover and Baron kicks out.
Baron: "What's the matter, baby girl? You can't hang with the man?"
Jessica: "Eat me."
She gives him a pay-lay kick that would make AJ Styles proud. This knocks him down again and she goes for the cover. This time stealing the victory.
"You're winner and still Universal Champion Jessica "Resident Rocker" Mendez."
She stood over him and held the belt up high. Baron laid there shaking off the cobwebs and part amazed that he just got his ass kicked by a 5' 7" female. He crawled out of the ring shaking his head and Jessica just smiled proud of herself that she hung in there with probably one of the best super stars on the Smack down roster. She felt proud and confident as she left the ring. She goes backstage and Corbin is standing there waiting for her.
Baron: "You earned that. You are an incredible in-ring competitor."
Jessica: "Right back at you. That was an awesome match."
He shakes her hand and pats her back as she heads back toward the women's locker room. AJ Styles stops her next.
AJ: "I want next. You were incredible out there. I've wrestled Baron before and he's no softie. That End of Days is a killer."
Jessica: "Why do you think I curb stomped him before he could set me up for it? He's obviously heard some things about me too cuz he wouldn't allow me to fly off the ropes or give him my flying knee out there."
AJ: "Well, that pay-lay kick should've knocked him goofy at least."
Jessica: "I know it did cuz he did one of those "hold on, that actually hurt" faces. I think he looked at me and felt like I wasn't going to put up as much of a fight as I did out there. That's what he gets for assuming."
AJ: "You know what they say about assuming?"
Jessica: "It makes an ass out of you and me."
AJ: "You and I are going to get along just fine."
Jessica: "I would hope so. I admire you greatly."
AJ: "Thank you. I appreciate that."
Jessica: "You're welcome."
At this point, Roxy comes around the corner and sees her hug AJ.
Roxy: "Conspiring with the enemy I see."
Jessica: "Thank you, Matt Hardy the second."
Roxy: (putting on her Awoken Matt Hardy voice) "That was Brother Nero, sister not the Awoken one."
Jessica: "Well, excuse the hell out of me. Goat lady."
Roxy: "YAAASSS."
Jessica: "Excuse my psycho sister. She's been AWOKEN by Brother Matt."
AJ: "Are you to all right?"
Jessica: "I'm peachy. My sister on the other hand has lost it."
Roxy: "Hi. I'm Diamond Dust Roxy Rodriguez."
AJ: "The Phenomenal AJ Styles. Nice to meet you."
Roxy: "Nice to finally meet you officially."
AJ: "Likewise. I was just telling your sister I want a match with her for her belt."
Jessica; "Dream on, Tiny Tim. These shows only happen once in a blue moon and Baron took one for Team Blue."
Roxy: "Technically he could challenge you tonight. Nobody said you couldn't compete twice."
Jessica: "Technically I'm going to beat your ass if you repeat that again. I did my championship match. Now its on to WrestleMaina and triple threat match against Rollins."
Roxy: "Who is the third person anyway?"
Jessica: "Kurt never said."
AJ: "I assume it is you, Baron and Seth. He meant whoever won the belt would go against the other two. In this case it's Resident Rocker VS Rollins and Corbin for the Universal Championship."
Jessica: "No. That doesn't sound right. It's probably another Raw competitor."
Roxy: "Who knows with him?"
Jessica: "I can usually predict these matches but here lately, he's surprised me. This wasn't the usual here."
Meanwhile,
Shane McMahon is out in the ring.
Shane: "I think we have an interesting situation developing here. It appears that Kurt Angle has promised The Resident Rocker a triple threat match against Seth Rollins. My guy lost. I accept that and I'm sure others will step forward to take his place, but Kurt made it sound like Baron and Jessica would both take on Seth. That means there is a possibility that the Universal Championship belt may end up on Smackdown."
The Smackdown supporters cheer with excitement.
Shane: "The dilemma with that is The Universal Championship belt was made for Raw because we have the WWE World Championship on Smackdown."
More cheers from the Smackdown supporters.
Shane: "Now as a business man with an interest in WWE that doesn't look to good. But there also is a chance that Jessica could retain and the belt stays at Raw or Seth wins it and it stays at Raw."
Kurt Angle's music hits and the "You suck" chants encourage him to walk to the ring.
Kurt: "I said the winner would go on to face Rollins in a triple threat match. Jessica won therefor, she goes on to face Rollins. The other person hasn't been revealed and Raw still has our belt. Should Jessica lose the belt at WrstleMania, we will create a new Raw belt. The first ever women's tag team title belts."
The audience cheers their approval.
Shane: "No doubt that's an awesome idea. The Women's division just keeps getting stronger."
Meanwhile, backstage
Jessica: "Dude, Kurt is such a kiss ass."
Roxy: "Ok. That's new. Why do you say that?"
Jessica: "He's always been a kiss ass. I just never ralized how bad it was until today. He jacked my idea."
Roxy: "That makes him an asshole not a kiss ass."
Jessica: "I came up with the concept of creating a women's tag team belt long before he did. He just needs to cover his ass for allowing a Smackdown competitor go after a Raw belt and so far its two Raw stars going for the belt. So he needs to give credit where credit is due."
Roxy: "Go say something."
Jessica: "If I go out there and yell theif it's going to make me look petty. I'm about righting injustice not causing it."
Roxy: "Injustice calls for us to go speak on it."
Madison: "Yup."
The D.O.D music interrupts Kurt and Shane.
Jessica: "You are joking, right?"
Kurt: "Excuse me, we were talking here."
Jessica: "Well, there's your second mistake. Your first was stealing from me."
Kurt: "What did I supposedly steal that is yours, now? I gave you a huge match. I created a new women's tag team championship belt."
Jessica: "You did all that on your own, huh. You couldn't possibly have heard us talking and took the idea from me."
Kurt: "I'm afraid not."
Jessica: "You're a no good dirty lier."
She steps up in his face ready to fight when Shane steps between them.
Shane: "I'm confused."
Jessica: "The D.O.D was having a private conversation away from the cameras and everyone else. I thought I was sharing an idea with my sisters about creating a women's tag division and along comes Mr. Ass kisser over there and presents my idea as his own to you."
Shane: "The women's tag division idea is yours."
Jessica: "Am I speaking another language? Yes. It was my idea."
Madison: "She was talking to me when the concept hatched and now we have our boss trying to screw us for credit and we don't like when our boss tries to screw us."
Roxy: "It stinks of injustice."
This get a huge rise out of the audience.
Roxy: "They smell it too."
Jessica: "All I smell is bullshit."
