Alistar had a secret. He was actually into BDSM, but he would never tell a soul. He was mainly into the idea of being chained up, or restricted in any way possible, then turn the table by breaking free of his bonds and "taking care of" whoever tied him up. He enjoyed this very much, but knew he had to hide it. Instead, he pretended to put on a very aggressive persona, who rushed into danger recklessly. He was a very fit Minotaur, so he didn't have to worry about dying, so he usually forced enemies to restrict him, or at least CC him in some way. To his teammates, he was just being a stereotypical bullhead, but Alistar knew what he was doing, and took use of this image to do what he wanted.

One day, Alistar was chasing an entire enemy team, when eventually, they tried to turn on him. "Take this!" Yelled Lux, as she threw out a quick binding. Alistar didn't even try to dodge, and simply grunted as it hit him. Morgana quickly followed up by throwing out her own binding, hitting the already bound Alistar. Alistar began to pant loudly. "He must be worn out! Lets finish him!" said the enemy team together. Little did they know, that Alistar was not worn out at all. He was really panting from being turned on by the bindings, and the thought of turning the situation around when they least expected it was almost too much for Alistar. They began running at him, and Ashe fired a frozen arrow, for good measure. It hit Alistar with a wonderful explosion, as he felt his body become slightly frozen over, and his temperature drop. The conflicting heat from his excitement and the cold arrow only turned him on more. As Lux, Morgana, Ashe, Rengar, and Kennen got near, Rengar threw his bola, and Kennen used his abilities to shock stun Alistar. Alistar was already seeing stars, in absolute bliss as these hit him. "Nice, even some electro treatment going on," alistar thought to himself.

It was at this time that Alistar decided it was time. He smiled and with a mighty roar broke free of all his bonds and CC in an instant. The enemy team realized what had happened, and after a short period of shock, tried to run away. But they were no match for Alistar, who had been waiting his whole life to do this. He quickly advanced on them with lightning speed, and proceeded to plow through each of the enemies, sending them to the ground. After, he had them all on the ground, he laughed, planning to knock each of them up. "Next time, you should bring more ways to stop me!". He continued to laugh as he carried out his plan, imagining a similar situation with even more restriction.