"Naruto" Japanese talking
"Naruto" English talking
"Naruto" Kyuubi talking
Naruto English and Japanese thinking
Naruto Kyuubi thinking
Chapter One: Enter Team Seven!
Harry rubbed his prickling scar for what must've been the twentieth time. "Harry, what's wrong?" asked Hermione.
"Something's not right," he muttered. "Hermione, my scar's prickling every so often."
"Tell Dumbledore!" was the usual answer to Harry's problem.
"No, it isn't his business," Harry said flatly.
Ron came down the stairs, yawning. "Harry, mate, wuss goin' on?"
"Harry, Dumbledore should know what to do!" Hermione said desperately.
"It's not his business!" Harry snapped.
The trio of friends were residing in Ron's home, the Burrow. Mr. Weasley was working at the Ministry of Magic, and would be home late. Mrs. Weasley was cooking lunch for them.
"Write to Sirius!" Ron said, slumping in his chair.
Hermione opened his mouth to speak, but no sooner she had then…
BOOM! "Bloody hell!" Ron gasped, falling out of his chair.
"Kakashi-sensei, where are we?"
"They're speaking some sort of gibberish, I can see that," said Ron.
"I don't know where this 'Portkey' landed us. In some sort of house, looks like."
"Yeah, but whose house?"
"Naruto, we have no idea!"
"Shut up, dobe."
"Yep, high-tech gibberish," said Harry.
"Eh? Kakashi-sensei, the people are over there!"
The trio looked at who was talking nonsense. A kid with bright blond hair was pointing at them. "Hey, hey, Kakashi-sensei, let's ask them where we are!"
"Naruto, stop being such an idiot!" a pink-haired girl said angrily, giving the blond boy a whack on the head.
"They won't understand us, you know," said a silver-haired adult.
"You mean they speak another language?" asked a raven-haired boy.
"That's right!" said the silver-haired man.
"Sakura-chan, you're so mean!" the blond kid whined, rubbing the spot where she had hit him.
"Uh, excuse me, but who are you?" said Harry.
They looked at him with confused faces. "What type of nonsense are they blabbing?" asked the pink-haired girl.
"Um…I guess you guys should first just say your names," said the silver-haired man.
The trio listened as they introduced themselves. The pink-haired girl pointed to herself and said, "Haruno Sakura."
The blond kid yelled, "Uzumaki Naruto!"
The raven-haired kid said quietly, "Uchiha Sasuke."
Lastly, the silver-haired guy said, "Hatake Kakashi."
Hermione was doing some serious thinking. "I get it…these people are from Japan!" she said.
"Japan?!" exclaimed Harry and Ron together.
"Yes, but how did they get here?" said Hermione.
The guy named Kakashi threw an old boot at their feet. The trio took one look at the boot and voiced in union, "A Portkey!"
But how did they get hold of a Portkey? Hermione and Harry thought.
Who are these people? Sakura and Kakashi were thinking.
"Well, in that case, we need a translation spell," said Hermione. She pointed her wand at them and said, "Translatio!" (A/N: Wizarding spells are also going to be said like Japanese words, but are not really Japanese.)
"Hey, it's one of those sticks that old coot used on that stupid old boot!" yelled Naruto.
Old coot? Ron and Harry thought.
"You mean Dumbledore?" said Hermione.
"Yeah, an old man with a long silver beard and long silver hair wearing odd clothes and a pointy hat!"
"Naruto! Shut up!" Sakura snarled.
"Ow!"
"What's going on in here?" came Mrs. Weasley's voice from the kitchen.
"Mum, these guys came all the way from Japan using a Portkey!" Ron said.
"Japan?" Mrs. Weasley muttered.
"And who are you?" piped up Sakura.
"I am Molly Weasley, this young man's mother," she said sharply, placing a hand on Ron's head.
"Haruno Sakura."
"Uchiha Sasuke."
"Uzumaki Naruto!"
"Hatake Kakashi."
"So that old coot said something about going to a school named Hobbards…" began Naruto.
"Hogwarts, ding dong!" screamed Sakura, bashing Naruto on the head again.
"Sakura, stop trashing your teammate," said Kakashi.
"But Kakashi-sensei, he's being an idiot!" she said.
"Follow what I've told you in the beginning, Sakura," the jounin said sternly.
Oh, boy, this is going to be one long day… Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Sasuke were thinking.