Outside The Brew, it was closed for rehearsal space. The Crystal Gems were arriving because they got an email saying that there's an emergency there. They were in their human forms so they wouldn't blow cover. The door was open, but when Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl got in, music came out. Emoji was playing Whip it from Devo.
As they got out their weapons, Donna used her force powers to drag Amethyst's whip.
"Donna?" Pearl shouted, "What is the meaning of this?"
Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break Brian's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into Shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good
Michael and Helen were both filming them performing while Vee secretly made the special effects.
Only Amethyst and Digital Quartz applauded. "Sorry I had to lure you, girls, here," Donna said, "We needed backup dancers for our Devo tribute DVD for CLST records"
"Well, I be a Monkey's Uncle!" Pearl snapped.
"Correction" Bram replied, "Monkey's Uncle comes last."
"Here's the next song for our tribute DVD" Abby shouted.
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Action boy, now
Action girl, now
Be prepared to climb another mountain (Are you ready?!)
Action boy, now
Action girl, now
Be prepared to fill your plate
Be prepared, don't hesitate
Be prepared for a great big bust
Be prepared to do what you must
Be prepared to take a hit
Be prepared to go for it
Be prepared for a sneak attack
Be prepared just don't look back
They say, "Where there's a will there's a way."
We've heard these are the things that they say
So, reach out for that big fat star
Stick to the groove and go real far
Outrun the ones who steal your fire
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
"I gotta get out of here" shouted Pearl as she ran off in crazy.
"A case of Donna Shock Syndrome," Amethyst asked.
"I'm afraid so" Donna replied, "But I must warn you, their unintentional conditions."
"Plus Mr. Andor suffers this condition" Helen shouted, "And we have to get at least 4 songs by the end of the day or else millions of disappointed fans will cry out."
Red got down the stage, "You must be Donna's friends from New York, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Gwen" she said.
"That's us" Amethyst replied, "I can't believe that Donna pulled such an epic prank."
"Too epic for Pearl" Garnet replied.
"I got it all on video of her going nuts" Gwen smiled.
"Enough horsing around" Donna replied, "We must find Pearl before the town gets flooded."
Emoji thought she meant by tears, so they decided to go along, "I'll play us some Freedom of Choice recorded by Red while we look for Pearl," Michael said as he played Vee.
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice
I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!