In a hole in the grownd their lived a bobbit. not a mean, dirty and watery hole. a bobbit hole. inside the bobbit whole, there was all the things u need for life such as: furniture, a microwave, and most importantly: a bobbit called beebo bags. beebo didnt like adventures, and he was in for a SHOCK!
there was a knock on the door. who could it be? Randle the bae of course! from across the road!
"Beebo Bags?" Said Randle, "Are you here?" Beebo nodded, and walked to the door of the bobbit home which was circular of coarse. "yes i am here. what is it, randle?" he said randle laughed and said "beebo.. ur going on an adveture" "WHAT!?11!" beebo said loudly! randle nodded and jested to some dwafs.
"We're gogna go and tak back the dwafern kingdm…" randle said. one of the dwafs handed beebo bags a note. the dwaf waz the king of the dwafs who was called thorn oakshielf.
"this is a contract" said thorn. "u have to sign it so we can go on an adventure" beebo did not sign it! There was no way he was going to go on an adventure!
The dwafs completely RUINED his home! They had eaten everything! one of them even ate a chair! But then! As if by magykk…. ThEY fiXED IT!1!1!11!1 it was amazing and blew beebo away (meetaphorically lol).
The dwafs had left and beebo felt lonely so he signed the contract and ran after them.
"GUYS WAIT UP!" yelled beebo. "i signed the contract see!" he held out the contract and one of them looked at it
"yes u did" they said nodding. "welcom, bobbit"
they all rode ponies and it was v fun! But then the bobbit rememebered! He never asked for their names! "who r u all?" he said "i am beebo bags of the shure"
"i am torn and this is kelly and felly and dwaylin and boomber and randle and own" there were a lot more dwafs (but i dont remember there names lol!)
LATER THAT DAY
it was getting dark and they needed to sleep so they went over to a cave and slept. "why is torn so emo?" said beebo.
"u kno how he is" said kelly. "yea" said felly.
"oh?" said beebo
"well u see" said kelly "a dragone came and killed all the dwafs and stole the gold and he wants it back"
"o" said the bobbit! "thats no good at all" "wat will we do about it?" he questioned
"we need to go to stell…" kelly pausd "... the antipode!"
"from a dragone? that sounds danger ouse"
"yes" replyd kelly
"me too" said dwaf #1
"but also lol" said kelly "we will be killed by orcs and goblins ect. and it is funny!" felly laughed! haha!
then thorn was all like "DO NOT LAUGH ABT US DUING!" then felly and kelly were like "!?"
beebo was confuse. why didnt thorn like orks? he didn't know right now but he would find out later. . .
then they all went to sleep for the next day. but little did they know, a group of ORKS were WATCHING them!
And the next day, Randle said "hey gyus!" said randle, wacking them up. "we need to carry on moving…"
"yes" said thorn.
and b/c thorn was their boss, they all got up and got on their ponies and rode across the path. WOWZER beebo just realised that he was OUTSIDE THE SHURE! This was v new to him. he had never left the shir before.
the ponies were walked p casual along, so everyone got plently of fun bonding time. and WOWZER wasnt that bonding time FUN! and now. beebo kinda ish new there names lol lel lul!
For severel days, they walked non-stop and it was rlly tiring and boomber couldnt keep up.
