There once was a green penguin whose hobbies was travelling in time and trying to learn how to ride a unicycle.
One day it was sucked into an alternative reality where it was forced to battle a three-headed shark/octopus hybrid.
It took the green penguin fifty years to finally defeat it and return to its own reality.
A lot of things had changed like now almonds that were in the shape of Lord Voldemort ruled the world.