Disclaimer – I do not own Glee!

*Rated K+

*Humor/Romance

Summary: Kurt and Blaine encounter a shocking awakening after, well, waking up together.

Morning Breath

Kurt smiled as he rolled over in bed on a beautiful Saturday morning. There were a few things that made this morning especially…special!

One, he'd become Blaine's boyfriend, an epic task in itself. They'd told each other they loved one another not too long ago and it had been one of the happiest moments in his life.

Two, he'd been lucky enough to spend the night at his lovely boyfriend's house. Thank goodness his Dad and Carole were off visiting Washington D.C.

And three, he was currently lying in bed, fully clothed in his pajamas, with none other than the dapper dreamboat. It was too good to be true. Kurt wondered if he could die from being too happy.

Soon, Blaine rolled over as well and they both smiled at each other giddily. Blaine leaned forward so their foreheads were barely touching. "Morning, Kurt," he whispered lovingly.

Kurt's smile dissipated, a frown marring his features. Much to Blaine's confusion, Kurt backed away, covering his mouth with his hand.

"What's wrong?" Blaine asked in confusion, pulling Kurt toward him. Kurt pushed him away, tumbling out of the bed and onto the floor.

"Oof!" Kurt exclaimed, rubbing his backside as he slowly stood from the floor.

"What are you doing, silly?" Blaine mumbled amusedly, crawling out of bed to assist Kurt. He stepped over to him and successfully pulled him into his arms. And then he tried to plant a kiss on Kurt's lips.

But Kurt kept ducking and dodging his attempts.

Growing frustrated, Blaine sighed, "Why won't you let me kiss you?"

Kurt took a step back, raised his head high…and stammered, "Youhavemorningbreath."

Blaine's brows knitted in confusion. "What?"

Kurt took a deep breath. "I said…you have morning breath. It…well…stinks," he put bluntly.

Blaine's eyebrows shot up into his thick hair and his eyes widened in shock. A bright blush stained his cheeks as he stood frozen to the spot. This was so embarrassing.

Kurt, sensing his boyfriend's discomfort, took his hand and led him into the bathroom. Grabbing the teen's toothbrush, he squeezed some toothpaste onto it. He looked up at Blaine, leaned forward, sniffed, and squeezed out some more toothpaste. Hm…maybe he should have Blaine brush his teeth twice.

"Give me that!" Blaine groaned, snatching the toothbrush out of Kurt's hand. He started brushing his teeth vigorously.

As Kurt watched him, he realized that maybe it was enough toothpaste. His boyfriend was starting to look like a rabid dog, especially with that crazed look in his eyes. But, to be on the safe side, Kurt also grabbed the mouthwash and a cup. He poured some and looked at Blaine again.

Then he poured some more.

Blaine saw.

"You jush wai' Kurth," Blaine warned through a mouthful of toothpaste.

Kurt smirked and left the bathroom. He guessed that Blaine was going to thoroughly show him how clean his mouth and how fresh his breath were. And soon!

In the most intimate way possible, of course.

Author's Note – Sweet, right?

Klaine is not the only shipping I'll do. And if you have requests or suggestions, feel free to let me know. I'm open to doing just about any ship.