56: Hi, I'm the writer of this story, 56 (fiftysix). This is my first xxxHolic fic so be kind. Oh, and this is made for only a few minutes during my spare time and I will edit it soon.
Watanuki: and aren't you forgetting something...??
56:
Oh, I don't feel like it. Why don't you?
Watanuki: -sighs- Alright. Me, Yuuko-san, and every character that will appear in this story is entirely belong to Clamp. None, except OC which won't likely to appear in this story, is belong to 56. And Doumeki is belong to me -evil grin-
56: Whatever. Here goes nothing!
.104.
"I believe you're not a seme, are you, Watanuki-chan?"
Kimihiro Watanuki stopped from his bookshelf cleaning duty and turned around to see his boss, whom smirking evilly, face facing an old computer.
"What did you just say, Yuuko-san??"
Yuuko, not even bother to see Watanuki, replied, "I said, I believe you are not a seme."
"YOU ARE STILL WRITING THAT—THAT PIECE OF JUNK!?"
She murmured, "yes," which made Watanuki sighed.
He always hated Yuuko when she was writing that 'fan-fiction', or whatever it is called. Yes, she hated Yuuko, hated her drinking habit and her I-know-everything-but-won't-tell-you-and-instead-I-will-say-hitsuzen attitude. But he hated her more when she wrote those fan-fictions.
Not to mention those fan-fictions she wrote were mostly about him and his relationship with his boyfriend, Doumeki.
"Yuuko-san!! Do you remember what I told you about those fan-fictions?!" He screamed, stomping to Yuuko and her beloved computer and, without waiting for her answers, he ranted, "I told you to stop writing that!! This is MY relationship, MY life, and Doumeki is MY boyfriend!!"
Yuuko paid no attention. Watanuki kept ranting.
"AND there's no such thing as seme-uke relationship! Doumeki and I are both male, thank you very much!!"
Yuuko finally turned around to see Watanuki and smirked. "But you are an uke, Watanuki. You flail, you blush a lot, you are the one who is always protected by Doumeki, and you are beautiful."
"I do NOT flail! And I can't help it if I blush, it's a normal reaction for a human! I'm human and I'm normal, therefore I blush! And—"
"Blushing is a normal reaction for human girl, Watanuki-chan. You are almost like a girl, sometimes I think it's only because hitsuzen that you are happened to be a boy," Yuuko snapped.
Watanuki was red with anger.
"I AM A 100 MAN! I'm NOT some chicks that happened to have a dick!!"
His retort apparently had no effect on Yuuko since she had already turned back to her computer and continued her story. Watanuki stared at the monitor.
What's so fun about writing someone else's relationship anyway?! And most importantly my relationship! And those words, oh my God, as far as I acknowledge internet can be opened by 4th grader. What is she trying to do, poisoning children's mind? And—
His mind stopped working for a second. Was that a word 'pregnant' that he just read? And did that word was in the same line with his name? It couldn't be, NO WAY, Yuuko wouldn't have written that kind of Male-is-magically-pregnant stories would she?
Oh, who was he kidding?? It was probably the first thing she did!
"YUUKO-SAN," He forced a grin on his face, "WHAT. STORY. DO. YOU. WRITE."
"Do you actually need me to answer that??"
"I. MEAN. WHAT. IS. THE. PLOT."
Yuuko sighed like knowing this would happen from thousand years before century. "It's about you and Doumeki. One day, you got pregnant and Doumeki—"
"WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY." He interrupted, fist clenching so tight that it hurt; not that it mattered though, what mattered was that he just heard a word 'pregnant' and 'Watanuki' in the same sentence without any girl references at all.
"I said, you got pregnant and Doumeki—"
"YOU MAKE ME PREGNANT!?" He screamed, frantically moving his hands in a cat-like motion, "What in the world are you thinking?! AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR THE 'IT'S HITSUZEN' ANSWER!! I mean, you can just go make Doumeki pregnant or something, but I CAN'T be, in any means, PREGNANT!!"
Yuuko shook her head. "Watanuki, you are an uke. Doumeki is a seme. No seme shall be pregnant in any fic. Therefore, you are pregnant," she explained easily like telling today's weather.
Watanuki ran forward to grab—or better yet, destroy—the computer but Yuuko was in his way, making him grabbed her shoulder instead.
"You can't make me an uke!" Yuuko opened her mouth to answer as he added, "Nor make me pregnant!"
"Why can't I? It's my fic, Watanuki-chan."
"You still can't!! And you won't because if you do, I won't make you your favorite dish, ever again!" He emphasized the last two words and glared. But to his horror, Yuuko's expression didn't change, it became brighter to say the least.
"Well, why don't we make a deal?"
Watanuki frowned. He already didn't like where this was going...
"What deal?"
"If you change your behavior and be a seme, I won't post this fan-fiction to the internet. But if you can't, you mustn't stop me for posting it."
Watanuki knew 'mustn't stop me for posting it' meant 'mustn't stop me for posting, writing more, requesting for a fan art and distributing some doujinshis'. But like he had any other option.
"Ok," he released his grip, "I'll take it."
"Wait! There shall be a deadline too, you know."
"WHAT?! There are no such rules!"
"It goes without saying."
"Oh well—a year."
"That's not acceptable! 2 weeks, exactly 14 days."
"NO WAY! 9 Months!"
"Your soon-to-be child would've been a new-born child by that time, Watanuki. 29 days."
"NOT IN REAL LIFE! 104 days!"
"30 days. I'm adding 1 precious day, Watanuki-chan."
"90 days!"
"31 days. A whole month."
"60 days!"
"I'm writing..." she turned around to face her computer.
"ARGGH—ALL RIGHT!! 40 DAYS!!"
There was silence at first, but it was quickly broken by Yuuko's giggle.
"Alright. 40 days."
"Yeah. 40 days."
"We got a deal?" She said more seriously, though her smirk wasn't change—and it would've been wider if it could. Watanuki thought for a while, calculating his possibilities...
He then decided he was bad at calculation and sealed the deal with a simple word.
"Yes."
.104.
56: Well, that was the first chapter! This chapter will quickly be renovated in a few days but for now, this is the chapter.
And I'll continue this story if I know someone will read this. So review please, that's the only way I can know you're waiting for the next chap.
Until then, see ya!