Mutant warfare, John Mayer parody
Verse 1
Optic blast, Cyclops is gonna shoot, so get out fast.
Fear our name, right now the world will never be the same.
Chorus
Magma's burning everywhere. Sunspot's flying through the air. It's mutant warfare.
Sentinel's are on the ground. Magneto's going down. It's mutant warfare.
If you want, to stop. Then don't fear us mutants.
If you won't, stand down. Then we'll fight you humans.
Verse 2
Brotherhood, is screwing up the world just like they would.
Scarlet Witch, just hexed Shadowcat. Oh what a bitch.
Chorus
Taking a stand beside slim. I'm an X-man FTW. It's mutant warfare.
We don't know how it began. You know you'll never win in mutant warfare.
The X-men, won't lose. We are all fighters.
And we won't, stand down. We'll pull an all-nighter.
(Guitar solo plays.)
Bridge
Now the only way to know how we'll beat you, is to pray my powers don't fail.
God only knows how much you are losing. Cuz dude, you're looking pale.
IT'S MUUUUUUUUUUUUUTANT! MUTANT!
Verse 3
I don't care if Wolverine won't take this fight, I am never standing down.
I may have just lost over half my team, Avalanche just shook the ground.
Chorus
Jean Grey just died again, Toad's talking shit again. It's mutant warfare.
We know it's not a game. Magma shot you with her flames. It's mutant warfare.
(Fade out to end.)
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