Semi AU. Set after the 2003 FMA series. What if when they got Al's body back, Ed wasn't sent to another dimension? What if they were adopted by the newly married Roy and Riza? Here are the adventures of the crazy quartet.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Characters maybe OOC, but this is a semi AU, so it's to be expected.

The AWSOME HereWeGoOnceMore was helped me with this a lot, and I suggest you check her out! Maes isn't dead here,Elicia is 3, and Al doesn't remember anything from when he was a suit of armour.

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"Uncle Roy! Uncle Roy!" Roy barely had time to brace himself before a 3-year old cannonball attached itself to his knees. " Is it true you and Aunt Riza 'dopted Big Brothers?"

Roy smiled down at his 'niece', before picking her up and swinging her to his shoulders. "Yep! The paperwork-" Roy ground his teeth together. "-Should be done and finalized soon. Then, Ed and Al will be under our care."

"It's about time you settled down with a good wife, Roy." More grinding of Roy's teeth. "It was good of you to adopt those boys, too."

Roy smiled. "The Elrics need a good impression of family. And for Al to gain new memories in a family setting will be good for him."

Elicia squealed from his shoulders. "Big Brothers! Big Brothers!" She squired, and Roy let her down before she fell.

She took off like a rocket, heading straight for Al. "Oof! Hi, Elicia."

She looked up at him, eyes wide. "Big Brother?" She asked, not recognizing him without his amour. Al smiled down at her and nodded. She squealed again, and the brothers laughed, then at her request, began playing Princess with her.

Roy and Maes watched with amused smiles, then turned to their own conversation. "You know Maes, the boys are going to be a handful, and Elicia would love seeing them everyday, and vise versa, so why don't you guys move in? Riza wouldn't mind, and we have a few spare bedrooms, as long as you don't mind being next to the others from the squad. So, what do you say?" Roy looked away briefly when he saw a flash of alchemical light, but relaxed when he saw that Ed had just been making a throne for 'princess' Elicia. He looked back, but didn't see Maes. As he looked around for his best friend, he saw a note on the ground in front of him. Picking it up he read:

'Dear Roy,

Went to talk to Gracia about it. Be back in a bit.

-Love,

Maes'

Roy shook his head, then turned his attention back to the boys, who were helping Elicia make a daisy crown. HE sighed. What had he gotten them into?

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Short, I know, but it's only the first chapter! Ok, so here's what's going one, just incase you didn't understand from what Roy said: He's asking Gracia, Hughes and Elicia to move with them, as long as they don't mind being roomed next to Furey, Fallman, Breda, and Havoc.

R&R!

-Stevie Rae