7:00- Get up and make coffee, throw something dangerous at the pigeons outside my window.
7:30- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton. Make second cup of coffee. Throw something dangerous at old lady feeding the pigeons outside my window.
8:00- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton. Third cup of coffee.
9:00- Read the paper. (Remember to cut out this week's Willy Nilly strip and put it in scrapbook, save to read later.)
10:00- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
10:30- Fourth (probably should make it final from now on) cup of coffee. Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
11:00- Drive to park.
12:00- Stroll through the park.
12:25- Hand out ice cream bars to kids on playground. (Find suitable poison to lace them with.)
12:45- Continue stroll. Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
1:00- Leave park.
1:30- Stop by scrapyard, rummage and scavenge for parts (remember to keep eye out for engine and springs).
2:30: (Unless chased away from scrapyard before then)- Drive home with any scrap parts collected.
2:45- Sweep the roof. Look at redheaded girl what works at grocers down the street (use new binoculars). Fantasize.
3:20- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
3:35- Consider jumping from the roof.
3:45- Decide against it.
3:50- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
4:10- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
4:25- Five-finger Fillet championship with myself. (Take up Russian Roulette instead sometime?)
4:50- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
5:00- Listen for the voices in my walls.
5:20- Take out rubbish.
5:30- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
5:40- Update my will, put in more death threats.
6:00- Try to get bloodstains out of the carpet.
6:20- Scream into the closet. (Keep glass of water on hand.)
6:40- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
7:00- Go get supper. (Get some extra-strength hair-gel too).
7:30- Crack open bag of crisps for after-supper snack. Watch television. (Maybe something besides static this time?)
7:50- Crack open a bottle of spirits. Drink.
8:10- Drink some more.
8:15- Talk a lot to no one.
8:20- Stomp around and yell a lot.
8:25- Curse at neighbors who want all the noise stopped.
8:32- Collapse onto sofa. Sleep.
9:40- Wake up. Cry over picture of Claire.
9:55- Question my sanity.
10:00- Crack open some late-night crisps.
10:10- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton.
10:20- Tinker with inventions. (Maybe work on the Stabbingmobile?)
11:40- Go to bed.
11:45- Plot ways to kill, torment, or humiliate Layton. Grind teeth.
11:50- Think about hating Layton in general.
11:55- Think about hating everyone else.
12:00- Fall asleep to thoughts happy thoughts of Layton dying in gruesome ways.