Luigo awoke lying on the sewaty floor of the main hall at kokoro high skool, his vision bluryy and his heart beating doki doki. He sat up and moved yis moutstache into plae
ce, grabbed his plumbing tools and started running, he was scarred, he di'dnt no kwhere he was going but he knew, in his soul, that there was troulbe,
He oculd sense the danger that his bleoved plumber borther was in, he could almost hera the cries of hs best firend and work partner, mario san, who had just fbeen taken out by SHADOW KUn somewhere in high speed park. So liugi ran, gott a go fast, to save his bro.
Luigi folowed his nose, he could smell the soft scent of carpets, drains, coconuts and avocado, the telltale smells of his younge r borther. sepeedwalking down the street, arms pumping as he followed, he knocked past women, men, children, babies, men, babies, babies, simon cowell, babies, women, harry styles and another bbaby, he didn't care, he needed his brother kun.
He stopped abruptly outside of a mcdondolds and frowned. "Это странный человек, Марио не любит фаст-фуда, ему нравятся пицца и другие слегка стереотипные итальянские продукты." (AN: This is weird man, mario doesn't like fast food man, he liked pizza and other slightly stereotypical italian foods man.) luigi saud in a heavy new yorj accent. he quietly pushed the door open, not watning to alert the primal beasts that lurked inside mcodndo of his presecne, they were dangerous... and smellly.
'БРАТ САН !' (AN: bROTHER SAN!) Luigi cried, as he noticed maroi lying at the back of mcdonals with a PLUMBING WEAPON VERSION 18!11! dug into his cheast. Luigi stareted crying in spansih and ran over to his dyig bro. 'Марио, что они с тобой сделали?' (AN: mario, what have they done to you?) he scremaned and held mario in his arms.
'lugi... Sonic Chan to me' mario uttereds somehting in incohert enlish and closed his eyesu. Lui statred to cry and took shis brother out onpt the streets of nya town, and took him to his favourite, place, neko brigde. As soon as maro wsa about tp take ehis last breath, a tea r from lugio's eyes fell onto his cheeku. Suddently mario lit up, in hapnes,, and his eyes openedd wied 'GIGI MAKGABE AND SAVE', luigp san had savved him!1 Liug threw mario into th e air in happines and joy and started to dance to price tag by jessie jj
Coconut man, moon head, and pea
You ready?
Seems like everybody's got a price
I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first
And the truth comes second
Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is everybody so serious
Acting so damn mysterious
Got shades on your eyes
And your heels so high that you can't even have a good time
Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that, yeah
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money money money
We don't need your money money money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the uh cha-ching cha-ching
Ain't about the yeah b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
meaning
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she doesn't want money, she just wants the world to dance to her, she wants to be the puppet master, she wants to make children stumble and change them into…
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We need to take it back in time
When music made us all unite
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes
Am I the only the one getting tired
Why is everybody so obsessed
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we'll be feeling alright
Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel, yeah
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money money money
We don't need your money money money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the uh cha-ching cha-ching
Ain't about the yeah b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Well keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings
And a half stack
And you can, can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I, yes all I need are keys and guitars
And guess what, in thirty seconds I'm leaving to Mars
Yeah we leaping across these undefeatable odds
It's like this man, you can't put a price on the life
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice every night
So we ain't gonna stumble and fall never
Waiting to see us in a sign of defeat uh uh
So we gonna keep everyone moving they feet
So bring back the beat and then everyone sing
It's not about the money
It's not about the money money money
We don't need your money money money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the uh cha-ching cha-ching
Ain't about the yeah b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Yeah yeah forgot the price tag
mario hugged lugi tgightly and slappe dhim friendlilyl on the bacl=k. "Oh, brother, I thank thee, that the time to save only my love now." luigi gvae him a salute (he was in the navy seals!). mario ave a small smile and clasped his taller brothers hairy gorilla hands in his own. "I, Una Maneno yoyote Hekima yes kwa Ajili yangu, Ndugu yangu?" (AN: translation -d o u have any wise words of wisdom for me brother). Luigig grined and opened up his Portuguese mouth and said in a calm manner "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
A week later, mario san had gained back fhis heath from eating lots of psaghetti and pizzeria! and was ready to skeep his REVENGE. He put on his sersios moustache and special blue overalsss and gathered up all 89 of his plumBING WEAPONS! !111! and left his tiny apartment where he was bunking with his brother (his parnets kicked him out after even sonci chan refused his love0) and arrived at shadow chans apartment (he'd googled 'shadow chan's apartment' on google maps and he guessed it was the right place?!) where he kicked the door dwon and stood with his hands on his hips facing the mepty room. Not quite empty - mari could see ssolume of his past loer soic chna's clothes lying on the floor and he started to cry his ailtaoon tears, but no, he sopeted crying and realised what he had to do. HE quick y undressed and jumped into the shower of shaodw kun.
mario insytantly felt his muscle rexal and a deep sigh escaped through his bushy and perfect moustach. he rubbed some of his signarture carpet soap that he alwasys kept tucked awway in his atalian amrpit pver his body and began to hum the tune to hunter x hunter(AN: i hate hisoka he can go die in a whole). eh was having a good nice washy washy time with his imsginary friend Lukas Graham, the front man of Lukas Graham the band who produced hit songs such as 7 Years and We are the champions.
when suddenlty gaspu he heard qa noise And two voices. hi s talian eyes narrowed but they sofgtened quickly when he heard the voice of his sweet. turning off the shower, he stepped out with his 3 inch long legu (he sfuffered from dwarfism) and put a towel aruhnd his waist because he's not a savage and wants to protect his willy.
(AN: so the wholem thing happemd in my privous fic, hhis protetor, where sonic and show kun arrived through shadow kjsn window and they me tmairo san and they had a FIFHT SAN ILL WRITE WABOUT THE FIGHT SA IN IN MY NEXT FIC! KEEP UPDATED I WIRTE A NEW FANFIC AT ELASR ONCE A MONTH! PLEASE TELL RU FIREND S AND I MIGHT START WIRITNG MORE K