My Tsundere Valentine

by Vampsi

Hiyori and Shinji exchange valentines in a...somewhat unconventional way. Warning: Use of R-word, bullying, verbal & physical abuse played for laughs. Don't do these things, it's not okay. For International Fanworks Day.

"Eh…?" Shinji stared at it.

"Just take it." she glared at the floor, blushing.

"Aww~"

"Shut up and take it!" she delivered it with a punch to the face.

"Ow! What wazzat for?!"

"I said shut up!"

Shinji looked down the envelope, sealed with a heart sticker.

**** That night ****

Staying out late, Hiyori's cheeks pinked when she got back and noticed a heart-shaped box on her pillow.

"S-stupid Shinji. It's not White Day. You gives girls white chocolate, anyway." but she preferred milk.

She moved it aside, noticing an envelope. A loud, dirty limerick played when she opened it!

"RETARD!"