deku found world of warcraft and magic teh gathering and stoppeed beeing a hero so he got kicked out of school because he got fat from dorritois.
''deku get your stupid ass and do the dishes''
''fuck you mom'' deku said deku went on world of warcraft and staartrded killing some people he blew a guys face up but then he gt stabbed in the back
'FUCKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'' he said and broke the computer screenm he got stressed so he drank a ton of mountain deww and ate dorritois and cheetooos
''mom buy a me a new computer''
'' no buy it yourself you fat loser faggot'' she said
''stupid bitch'' and deku threw the mountain dew at her and she fell down the stairs he then went outside to get money. he put on a fedora and a big black coat like a hot black guy would wear and gloves
''wheres my real life waifu'' he said and went to school
''ehh get oout you fat loser'' they all said but deku went to urraraka and said
''hi there m'lady you want to go have a good time you fine female specimen
''no im dating bakugou'' she said when she kissed him
''what the fuck why do the chads take all the good girls'' and threw his dorritois on the ground ''girls only want the bad boys and not a nice guy like me'' so deku went away and to the mountain dew store
''oh no im running out if i dont get dew ill die'' he couldnt walk a hunddered meters because it was too hard and deku died because he didnt have mnt dew and no waifu
the end.