Mizu-chan Notes: Hello, everyone! As you all must have noticed for the title this is a re-take on the Disney classic(and true story) Pocahontas. I know.. lots of people do those fairy tale ones and I'm sorry for stealing your ideas but.. no one was doing Pocahontas and that is one of my all time favorites! So! Let us begin, I shall be the narrator.
Mizu-chan: ~:~clears her throat and giggles~:~ Once upon a time.. when new worlds were just being discovered.. a group of adventurous brave heroes set out for the promising land of Virginia. Among the sailors were...
Amelia dashes up the plank, up into the crows nest and holds up a large peace sign.
M-C: Amelia Saillune! The bravest of them all! She wanted to find the worlds not for the money but for the adventure. Her adventures were known all through out the England docks.. all the Chimera's she had slew. Also along for the ride..
There was a loud shout of curses, and four men trudged up the plank, carrying a certain red-head who had a smug smirk upon her face. Her arms were crossed over her flat.. ahem.. chest.
M-C: ~:~ducking a flying apple from the red-head, she continued on~:~ Lina Inverse, the spoiled, greedy, lousy, two-timing, bratty..
Lina: That's enough!!!!
M-C: ~:~snickers~:~ Along with Lina.. her man.. er woman-servant...
Syphiel rushed after Lina, glancing about the entire boat, carrying bunches of over-stuffed suitcases, huffing and puffing.
M-C: Syphiel
Martina stomped up the plank, grumbling.
Martina: Why.. do I have to be the dork?!
M-C: Also along for the ride.. Amelia's young, friend ~:~glares at Martina~:~ Martina!
The rest of the sailors plodded on, among them... a lady with an annoying laugh, a pink-haired little girl, a blonde haired woman with a mace and another lady dressed in leather and spiky hair. And proudly stepping after them, head held high, Japalo.
M-C: Japalo is a ferret from Shamanic Princess.. I know I know.. wrong show but I don't know any cute animals from Slayers!
The plank was raised and the ship set out, everyone talking and laughing while laughing. Except of course for Lina who was watching them all while stuffing her face.
M-C: Across the ocean, is Virginia. Chanting in their native languages are the Chimera's. A peaceful race of half-breeds and idiots. They were carrying baskets of golden corn while awaiting their warriors arrivals.
Zelgadis: No. No, you can not make me sing! Stop it!
Gourry: ~:~pokes Zel in the side and shakes his head, golden strands of hair falling about~:~ Sing, Zel. That is the narrator you are yelling at. ~:~peers at Mizu-chan in fear~:~
Zel: ~:~with a grumble, acutally begins to sing:~: Rezo, fezo, bezo yahemaye a yah! Mellow fellow bellow yahemaye a yah! Monkey, fonkey, bonkey yahemaye a yah! ~:~a sweatdrop sliding down his head~:~
They all arrived at the huts, Zelgadis going to the largest and setting down the corn.
M-C: I know Pocohantas doesn't carry the corn.. but I wanted to see Mr. Zelgabunny sing!! ~:~giggles~:~ ^__^
Zel: WHAT?! ~:~face turns red with anger and he would have flipped out if.. it weren't for a loud voice ringing out~:~ "ZELGADIS, HUNNY! I'M HOME!"
Prince Phil rushes from his boat, arms wide open for a hug.
Zel: Gyah! ~:~grabs a ear of corn and flings it at the oncoming menace~:~ Stay back!
Prince Phil: Oh, my son.. ~:~hugs the corn~:~ You have your mothers spirit.. corn flinger was her favorite past-time. ~:~sniffles at the thought of his dead wife~:~
Zel: ~:~rolls back his eyes and steps over to his best friend, Gourry~:~ Lets go.. er.. lets go..~:~cough~:~flower picking~:~cough~:~
Gourry: Oh sure, Zelgadis! ~:~clasps his hands together, in excitement~:~
Prince Phil: I have a little surprise for you.. ~:~moitions for Valgarv in the boat~:~
Valgarv: ~:~pushes out a giggling figure who stepped over to Zelgadis~:~
Figure: Hello, Mr. Zelgadis.. I asked your father for your hand.. ~:~the figure is cleared from the shadows.. eyes closed and smiling.. a Xellos dressed in drag!~:~ your hand in marriage!
Zel: ~:~face faults, screams and runs for his life, screaming at the very top of his lungs~:~ Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Gourry: ~:~itches the back of his head and shrugs with a chuckle~:~ He must be so excited.. maybe he needs time to sort out his emoitions.. the girl is a pretty one.. ~:~smiles at the Xelloss in drag~:~
Prince Phil: ~:~nods~:~
Kero-chan flew after the running Zelgadis and Chu-chu raced after him also.
M-C: Er.. Kero-chan from Card Captor Sakura is Flit and Chu-Chu from Revoluntionary Girl Utena is Meeko. Heh.. heh..
Zel: ~:~sighs and hops into a boat that just appeared out of nowhere, in a river that just popped there out of thin air~:~
M-C: Does anyone else feel a song coming on?
Zel: No, please.. have pity.. I.. I.. ~:~voice breaks out into a girly opera singing voice~:~ What I love most about drag is.. you never see the same man twice.. the make-ups always changing always.. shoowwing! But, I can't live that I guess.. to be true to me.. I lose my chance of ever knowing.. whats down another guys pant? Waiting to see down another guys ppaanntts! I look once more.. at that man in drag.. beyond the hips.. to where his man is..Don't know what for! ~:~starts rushing around in the canoe, waves splashing~:~ Why do all my dreams depend.. on whats down another guys paanntss
Xellos: WAIT! ~:~rushes up to Mizu-chan, as Zel sighs in relief~:~ Isn't Zel supposed to fall in love with Amelia?
M-C: He is trying to sort out what way he goes.. kind of like the real Pocohantas did.. get it?
Zel: No more song!
M-C: Alright alright.. anyways!
Zel: Grandfather Underpants.. ~:~Zelgadis stepped out of his canoe to a large mound of three year old used underwear.. the underwear grew eyes and a mouth~:~
Grandfather Underpants: Yes, my son?
Zel: ~:~scrunches up his nose at the scent that came from his mentors mouth~:~ I am indecisive. Do I want to marry the Xelloss in drag just to see what it was like or.. should I wait for my dream woman?
Grandfather Underpants: Listen to the spirits of dead monkies.. they will guide you..
Zel: ~:~closes his eyes, and listens to a tape of "Ancient Monkey Tribal Dances" he hears "boat with boobs" repeated, eyes pop open and he races for the top of some hill~:~
Zel looks out, wind blowing and his hair wold have swirled about him had he not have wire-hair. And thats when he saw it, a boat with full masses and he could hear the last chants of the monkies fading out and he grinned. Racing back down the hill, he ran for the shore and hid up in some tree to watch the newcomers.
Amelia: ~:~jumps out of the boat, taking a deep breath of the fresh clean air and sighing~:~ Aahh.. isn't this wonderful?
Martina: ~:~stomps out after her and mumbles..then with a fake smile~:~ Of course! Why don't you go scout out for the areas of Chimeras. We'll begin digging..
All the other sailors gushed out of the boat, Syhpiel, Lina and Japalo coming in last.
Lina (what a good actress!) broke immediately into a song about "dine!" while Amelia slipped away.
Zelgadis hopped from tree to tree, watching the wandering Amelia. She was the one who most interested him. She was rather pretty after all. And since it had just rained the other night the branch he was on was slippery and he toppeled into a nearby pond creating a splash.
Amelia, jumped startled, and readied a spell while glancing at the bubbles arising from the area Zelgadis had ust tumbeled into. Slowly he rose from the deep and Amelia gasped. He was the strangest of all Chimeras! She backed away slowly, waiting for the Chimera to attack. Zelgadis just sat there staring at her, then held out his hands to show he meant no harm. And he looked her straight in the eye, her hands slowly lowering to her side.
Amelia: Um.. rezo? ~:~she fumbled along in his native tongue, not really the master~:~
Zel: ~:~chuckles and as he was quite a smart chimera, switched to her language~:~ Yes, hello to you too.
Amelia: Gyah! ~:~her eyes bulged out of her head~:~ You, a freak of nature, speaks our language?
Zel: ~:~his eyebrow twitched, and he grumbled under his breath but he let that one slide~:~ I learned it when I was younger. Now, get off our shores.
Amelia: ~:~sticks out her small hand~:~ My name is Amelia. Amelia Saillune.
Zel: ~:~stares at her hand then to her face, hand, face, hand, face~:~ Uh yeah right.. I'm Zelgadis of the Greywords Clan. Get off my shore.
Amelia: We just want to grab your gold.. sorry, Mr. Zelgadis but there is no way. Plus! We can teach you!
Zel: Teach us? Teach us what? We need no teaching.
Amelia: Freaks of natures need to be taught many things.. like how to be civilized.
Zel: ~:~that was the last straw and he growled breaking out into song~:~ You think I'm a freak of nature.. and you yourself are pretty.. I guess you really are..but still I cannot see.. why your eyes bulge out at me.. there is so much that you don't see.. you don't see... ~:~grabs her hand and with a small grumble sets her hand on his cheek~:~ You think rocky skin is too strange.. the rocks are just hard things on my face..but I gave every rock and stone.. a name, a background and a puuurrseee.. You think the only beauties are like you.. but if you walk the footsteps of a Chimera.. you'll see things you never saw you never saaawww.. ~:~drags her along while leaping through flower meadows, and plotting the death of Mizu-chan~:~ Have you ever heard the idiot cry about his hair? ~:~moitions towards Gourry, dancing and singing with the Xelloss in drag~:~ Or asked the laughing moron why he laughs? ~:~points towards the laughing Prince Phil who.. was just laughing at nothing~:~ Can you sing with all the Chimeras of my clan? Can you scribble with a rock hand?
M-C: End of song for lack of sense.
Zel: ~:~breaths sigh of relief~:~ Good.
Amelia: Oh, Mr. Zelgadis, I am sorry for calling yyou a freak of nature! Your clan seems so.. so.. alive! Tell me more!
Part 2 Coming Soon
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Mizu-chan: ~:~clears her throat and giggles~:~ Once upon a time.. when new worlds were just being discovered.. a group of adventurous brave heroes set out for the promising land of Virginia. Among the sailors were...
Amelia dashes up the plank, up into the crows nest and holds up a large peace sign.
M-C: Amelia Saillune! The bravest of them all! She wanted to find the worlds not for the money but for the adventure. Her adventures were known all through out the England docks.. all the Chimera's she had slew. Also along for the ride..
There was a loud shout of curses, and four men trudged up the plank, carrying a certain red-head who had a smug smirk upon her face. Her arms were crossed over her flat.. ahem.. chest.
M-C: ~:~ducking a flying apple from the red-head, she continued on~:~ Lina Inverse, the spoiled, greedy, lousy, two-timing, bratty..
Lina: That's enough!!!!
M-C: ~:~snickers~:~ Along with Lina.. her man.. er woman-servant...
Syphiel rushed after Lina, glancing about the entire boat, carrying bunches of over-stuffed suitcases, huffing and puffing.
M-C: Syphiel
Martina stomped up the plank, grumbling.
Martina: Why.. do I have to be the dork?!
M-C: Also along for the ride.. Amelia's young, friend ~:~glares at Martina~:~ Martina!
The rest of the sailors plodded on, among them... a lady with an annoying laugh, a pink-haired little girl, a blonde haired woman with a mace and another lady dressed in leather and spiky hair. And proudly stepping after them, head held high, Japalo.
M-C: Japalo is a ferret from Shamanic Princess.. I know I know.. wrong show but I don't know any cute animals from Slayers!
The plank was raised and the ship set out, everyone talking and laughing while laughing. Except of course for Lina who was watching them all while stuffing her face.
M-C: Across the ocean, is Virginia. Chanting in their native languages are the Chimera's. A peaceful race of half-breeds and idiots. They were carrying baskets of golden corn while awaiting their warriors arrivals.
Zelgadis: No. No, you can not make me sing! Stop it!
Gourry: ~:~pokes Zel in the side and shakes his head, golden strands of hair falling about~:~ Sing, Zel. That is the narrator you are yelling at. ~:~peers at Mizu-chan in fear~:~
Zel: ~:~with a grumble, acutally begins to sing:~: Rezo, fezo, bezo yahemaye a yah! Mellow fellow bellow yahemaye a yah! Monkey, fonkey, bonkey yahemaye a yah! ~:~a sweatdrop sliding down his head~:~
They all arrived at the huts, Zelgadis going to the largest and setting down the corn.
M-C: I know Pocohantas doesn't carry the corn.. but I wanted to see Mr. Zelgabunny sing!! ~:~giggles~:~ ^__^
Zel: WHAT?! ~:~face turns red with anger and he would have flipped out if.. it weren't for a loud voice ringing out~:~ "ZELGADIS, HUNNY! I'M HOME!"
Prince Phil rushes from his boat, arms wide open for a hug.
Zel: Gyah! ~:~grabs a ear of corn and flings it at the oncoming menace~:~ Stay back!
Prince Phil: Oh, my son.. ~:~hugs the corn~:~ You have your mothers spirit.. corn flinger was her favorite past-time. ~:~sniffles at the thought of his dead wife~:~
Zel: ~:~rolls back his eyes and steps over to his best friend, Gourry~:~ Lets go.. er.. lets go..~:~cough~:~flower picking~:~cough~:~
Gourry: Oh sure, Zelgadis! ~:~clasps his hands together, in excitement~:~
Prince Phil: I have a little surprise for you.. ~:~moitions for Valgarv in the boat~:~
Valgarv: ~:~pushes out a giggling figure who stepped over to Zelgadis~:~
Figure: Hello, Mr. Zelgadis.. I asked your father for your hand.. ~:~the figure is cleared from the shadows.. eyes closed and smiling.. a Xellos dressed in drag!~:~ your hand in marriage!
Zel: ~:~face faults, screams and runs for his life, screaming at the very top of his lungs~:~ Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Gourry: ~:~itches the back of his head and shrugs with a chuckle~:~ He must be so excited.. maybe he needs time to sort out his emoitions.. the girl is a pretty one.. ~:~smiles at the Xelloss in drag~:~
Prince Phil: ~:~nods~:~
Kero-chan flew after the running Zelgadis and Chu-chu raced after him also.
M-C: Er.. Kero-chan from Card Captor Sakura is Flit and Chu-Chu from Revoluntionary Girl Utena is Meeko. Heh.. heh..
Zel: ~:~sighs and hops into a boat that just appeared out of nowhere, in a river that just popped there out of thin air~:~
M-C: Does anyone else feel a song coming on?
Zel: No, please.. have pity.. I.. I.. ~:~voice breaks out into a girly opera singing voice~:~ What I love most about drag is.. you never see the same man twice.. the make-ups always changing always.. shoowwing! But, I can't live that I guess.. to be true to me.. I lose my chance of ever knowing.. whats down another guys pant? Waiting to see down another guys ppaanntts! I look once more.. at that man in drag.. beyond the hips.. to where his man is..Don't know what for! ~:~starts rushing around in the canoe, waves splashing~:~ Why do all my dreams depend.. on whats down another guys paanntss
Xellos: WAIT! ~:~rushes up to Mizu-chan, as Zel sighs in relief~:~ Isn't Zel supposed to fall in love with Amelia?
M-C: He is trying to sort out what way he goes.. kind of like the real Pocohantas did.. get it?
Zel: No more song!
M-C: Alright alright.. anyways!
Zel: Grandfather Underpants.. ~:~Zelgadis stepped out of his canoe to a large mound of three year old used underwear.. the underwear grew eyes and a mouth~:~
Grandfather Underpants: Yes, my son?
Zel: ~:~scrunches up his nose at the scent that came from his mentors mouth~:~ I am indecisive. Do I want to marry the Xelloss in drag just to see what it was like or.. should I wait for my dream woman?
Grandfather Underpants: Listen to the spirits of dead monkies.. they will guide you..
Zel: ~:~closes his eyes, and listens to a tape of "Ancient Monkey Tribal Dances" he hears "boat with boobs" repeated, eyes pop open and he races for the top of some hill~:~
Zel looks out, wind blowing and his hair wold have swirled about him had he not have wire-hair. And thats when he saw it, a boat with full masses and he could hear the last chants of the monkies fading out and he grinned. Racing back down the hill, he ran for the shore and hid up in some tree to watch the newcomers.
Amelia: ~:~jumps out of the boat, taking a deep breath of the fresh clean air and sighing~:~ Aahh.. isn't this wonderful?
Martina: ~:~stomps out after her and mumbles..then with a fake smile~:~ Of course! Why don't you go scout out for the areas of Chimeras. We'll begin digging..
All the other sailors gushed out of the boat, Syhpiel, Lina and Japalo coming in last.
Lina (what a good actress!) broke immediately into a song about "dine!" while Amelia slipped away.
Zelgadis hopped from tree to tree, watching the wandering Amelia. She was the one who most interested him. She was rather pretty after all. And since it had just rained the other night the branch he was on was slippery and he toppeled into a nearby pond creating a splash.
Amelia, jumped startled, and readied a spell while glancing at the bubbles arising from the area Zelgadis had ust tumbeled into. Slowly he rose from the deep and Amelia gasped. He was the strangest of all Chimeras! She backed away slowly, waiting for the Chimera to attack. Zelgadis just sat there staring at her, then held out his hands to show he meant no harm. And he looked her straight in the eye, her hands slowly lowering to her side.
Amelia: Um.. rezo? ~:~she fumbled along in his native tongue, not really the master~:~
Zel: ~:~chuckles and as he was quite a smart chimera, switched to her language~:~ Yes, hello to you too.
Amelia: Gyah! ~:~her eyes bulged out of her head~:~ You, a freak of nature, speaks our language?
Zel: ~:~his eyebrow twitched, and he grumbled under his breath but he let that one slide~:~ I learned it when I was younger. Now, get off our shores.
Amelia: ~:~sticks out her small hand~:~ My name is Amelia. Amelia Saillune.
Zel: ~:~stares at her hand then to her face, hand, face, hand, face~:~ Uh yeah right.. I'm Zelgadis of the Greywords Clan. Get off my shore.
Amelia: We just want to grab your gold.. sorry, Mr. Zelgadis but there is no way. Plus! We can teach you!
Zel: Teach us? Teach us what? We need no teaching.
Amelia: Freaks of natures need to be taught many things.. like how to be civilized.
Zel: ~:~that was the last straw and he growled breaking out into song~:~ You think I'm a freak of nature.. and you yourself are pretty.. I guess you really are..but still I cannot see.. why your eyes bulge out at me.. there is so much that you don't see.. you don't see... ~:~grabs her hand and with a small grumble sets her hand on his cheek~:~ You think rocky skin is too strange.. the rocks are just hard things on my face..but I gave every rock and stone.. a name, a background and a puuurrseee.. You think the only beauties are like you.. but if you walk the footsteps of a Chimera.. you'll see things you never saw you never saaawww.. ~:~drags her along while leaping through flower meadows, and plotting the death of Mizu-chan~:~ Have you ever heard the idiot cry about his hair? ~:~moitions towards Gourry, dancing and singing with the Xelloss in drag~:~ Or asked the laughing moron why he laughs? ~:~points towards the laughing Prince Phil who.. was just laughing at nothing~:~ Can you sing with all the Chimeras of my clan? Can you scribble with a rock hand?
M-C: End of song for lack of sense.
Zel: ~:~breaths sigh of relief~:~ Good.
Amelia: Oh, Mr. Zelgadis, I am sorry for calling yyou a freak of nature! Your clan seems so.. so.. alive! Tell me more!
Part 2 Coming Soon
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