AN: I don't own South Park, the characters, or anything. I'm too poor for that x3.
Tweek tapped away at his keyboard. It was 10 pm, about a half hour until his boyfriend, Craig, would come to pick him up to wherever they were going. Until Craig left, they would chat on AIM, and instant message each other.
MochachinnoBambino: I think all safari specialitsts should bring little vacuum cleaners with them, like dust busters, you know?
xFlipsYouOFFx: Why
MochachinnoBambino: Because. You're supposed to such the venom out if you get bitten by a snake or something right? Well wouldn't sucking it into your moth and swallowing it or whatever just totally defeat the purpose?
xFlipsYouOFFx: I guess.
Only you wood think of that.
MochachinnoBambino: Yes! Exactly!
The conversations would go on like that for hours, it was the highlight of Tweek's day, except for actually seeing Craig. But tonight, it seemed….different somehow. Craig seemed more distant, if one could over an instant messaging chat. Than, it came out and hit Craig like a freight train.
xFlipsYouOFFx: I love you.
Tweek blushed. He wasn't sure what he should say back. I mean, sure, he loved Craig, and he knew Craig loved him, he had just said it. But he had never actuallyused that term before. Well, while Tweek was sitting there baffled and blushing, brimming with glee, his fingers twitched and shuddered themselves over the keys, writing the first thing that came into Tweek's frenzied mind.
MochachinoBambino: I DRINK BABIES' BLOOD
MochachinoBambino: I mean I love you too.
A/N: Well, that was my frist fic in a while. What'd you think? The idea came form a text I got earlier today, and I couldn't help but write a fluffy one shot (though the text was not fluffy…it was creepy. xD Oh well, inspiration IS inspiration.)