Frenemies
Sonny [asleep and dreaming in prop house] Oh Chad, your eyes are so beautiful… the sea breeze blue really brings out the blonde in you.
Chad [in her dream] Sonny, your chocolate brown eyes make me want to melt like ice cream that's been in the sun…when I see you my heart gets warm and tingly and I feel sparks pulsing through my body.
At this moment, the real Chad walks into the room
Chad Sonny, where are you? Mr. Condor wants both of us to come to his office now…ugh where could that random be? Oh there you are
Sonny [still dreaming] Chad, you're so strong…
Chad chuckles and goes to sit on the floor next to the couch she's sleeping on
Chad [really speaking] If you only knew what you were saying, Sonny, Sonny, Sonny…
Sonny Oh Chad, my name really means something when you say it, kiss me my handsome heartthrob
In her dream, Chad's lips inch toward Sonny's as the real Chad tries to suppress his laughter, Sonny expectantly moves forward slowly by slowly, her lips puckered…Chad tries not to stare at her…Suddenly, she falls and rolls on top of Chad and wakes up
Chad [falling down] Oof, what was that for?
Sonny [furiously blushing] Chad, what are you doing in my prop house?
Chad [smiling] I was sent to get you by Mr. Condor, we have a meeting in his office in half an hour, but I was too engrossed in your dream to wake you up,
Sonny [narrowing her eyes] What did you hear?
Chad Oh nothing, just a certain Random attempting to kiss a 'handsome heartthrob'
Sonny Psh…I wasn't trying to kiss you, how do you know the heartthrob was you?
Chad [imitating Sonny] Oh Chad, you're so strong,
Sonny What – I – I didn't say that…you're imagining things as usual…You think you're the only Chad in my life
Chad [still imitating her] Do you know any other heartthrob named Chad in your life? Oh Chad, my name really means something when you say it; kiss me my 'handsome heartthrob'
Sonny [mutters] It's not my fault your eyes are sparkly
Chad What did someone just give me a compliment.
Sonny [speaks quickly] No, I was just saying your eyes were sparkling…because…well, because…
Chad [Puts a hand over her mouth] You were pretty lucky I caught you when you just fell, What excuse could you give when someone asked why your head was hurting, 'oh I injured my head falling off a couch while dreaming of Chad' Just admit that you like me
Sonny [steaming] Never, I would never like you not in a million years even if you have long gorgeous hair…and dreamy eyes…and an amazing body…
She loses herself in thoughts, then stops, mortified
Chad Go on, you were saying…
Sonny [mutters] We have to get going to Mr. Condor's, he's probably waiting for us
Chad Wait
He grabs her around the waist and they both freeze, staring at her arm, he slowly pulls his arm away, turning red, how was it that Sonny Monroe always made him do these embarrassing things]
Sonny What do you want?
Chad [smirking] We'd better get going, or people are going to come in and wonder why you're falling for me
Sonny Ughh you're just glad because I wanted to kiss you
She freezes, hand covering her mouth and then storms off
Chad Sonny, did you just say you wanted to kiss me?
He follows calling her name and laughing
Nico and Grady enter the room then
Nico [yelling] What, Sonny wanted to kiss Chip Drama Pants? Not possible
Grady Yeah we're so much cooler than him…not that I'd want to kiss sonny
He starts laughing…Scene zooms outside Mr. Condor's office, where Sonny is sitting against the wall with her head in her hands, Chad arrives, stares at her soft hair for a minute, as if mesmerized, and then sits down beside her; she groans inwardly
Chad [Smugly] Hi
Sonny [Snapping] What do you want?
Chad Why is it with you I always want something…?
Sonny Because why else would you be here
Chad Umm, the appointment, Mr. Condor's
She blushes
Sonny You're such a jerkface you know,
Chad Me, you're a diva!
Sonny You know what, I'm going to ignore you for today
Chad What about for the rest of the month???
Sonny [Breathlessly staring into his eyes] Fine,
Chad Fine
Sonny Good
Mr. Condor's assistant pops into the waiting room and calls for them
Chad Good
They both storm into the room and sit down in front of the boss's desk, glaring at each other
Mr. Condor Wow, you two lovebirds seem in a very good mood today
Chad / Sonny Lovebirds
Chad We're not lovebirds!
Sonny Yeah who said anything about love?
Chad Or birds?
She just stares at him, confused
Mr. Condor Okay, okay, whatever, I wanted to call you in for an assignment I have for you to gain more publicity for the show,
Sonny Well, it can't be as bad as kissing him
Mr. Condor Oh it's worse…you see, I want you two to pretend to be a couple on the trip…You're going to the Bahamas…
Chad/Sonny What??? I can't go with her/him!
Mr. Condor Yes, you can…unless So Random wants to lose its comedy starlet and Mackenzie Falls its teenage heartthrob…Well better cozy up to each other starting now
Chad Ughh!
Sonny I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can last a few days with Mr. Jerk throb to stay on So Random
Mr. Condor A few days?! You wish…more like 1-2 weeks.
Sonny/Chad What???! No way!
Mr. Condor Yes way! Now goodbye!
The two glared at each other and Mr. Condor handed them their tickets, passports, and everything needed and walked out of the room smiling at their stupidity, after all, anyone could tell they were head over heels in love with each other
Chad Sonny
Sonny Chad
Chad Sonny
Sonny OK, this is getting annoying
Chad [he winked] Yeah you better go pack…make sure to bring those bikinis because I hear the beaches are great
Sonny [openmouthed] Did you just say that?
Chad I guess I did…you'd…you'd – look pretty good in a bikini
She smiled and he returned the smile hesitantly, why couldn't it be like this all the time?
Chad Well, anyway, I gotta go pack, so bye, see you later, the flight's at 10:00 pm
Sonny Bye
He started to walk away, but then came back
Chad [softly] One more thing; since you wanted that kiss so badly and since we'll have to do this anyway as a 'couple', here's something for you to think about
He put his arms around her waist and kissed her softly on the lips before gently drawing back and walking away, Sonny was openmouthed, Dazed, she went to the dressing room she shared with Tawni
There, Sonny found Tawni, admiring herself in the mirror and applying her favorite chocolaty Cocoa lip gloss, Sonny smiled; Tawni's self-centeredness was a big show, because Sonny had come to realize Tawni did care for her and was trying to show her in her own special way
Sonny Hey, Tawni
Tawni [waving] Hey, you sound perky, what's up? Aren't you excited for our new sketch in two days? It's going to be amazing!
Sonny frowned awkwardly
Sonny Well, Tawni, umm, I've got some bad news…We're going to be going to the Bahamas instead so I can't really do the play
To Sonny's surprise, Tawni hugged her…Aww?
Tawni [in a soft voice] Aww, thanks for taking me with you Sonny, I know you could only choose one person, so I'm really pleased that you chose me…
Sonny [hesitantly] Um, Tawni, I'm going…I'm going…with Chad…happy I said it
Tawni [screaming] What??! I thought you were my friend
She started crying, much to Sonny's surprise again
Sonny [softly] Come on Tawn, you know I wouldn't ditch you for a inconsiderate, taunting jerk face, who kinda sorta kissed me, she added in her mind, don't you? Mr. Condor made me go with Chad because he wanted representatives from both shows.
Tawni Oh…okay…wait! Why are you chosen to be So Random's rep; why didn't he choose me?
Sonny blinked, unsure; then she smiled, not believing what she was about to say
Sonny [smiling] Come on, Tawn, duh, if you left, we'd lose our reputation because our…most famous starlet had left. Plus, there would be no one left to yell at us or admire herself in the mirror and tell us when we need to fix our hair; you're the prettiest one on So Random, aren't you?!
Tawni Yup, I'm soo pretty! But awww, that's so sweet!
Tawni reached over and gave her a big hug and what sounded like a muffled, I'm sorry. Sonny was confused; she had never seen a caring side of Tawni before…it was kind of cute…in a strange way…she awkwardly hugged Tawni back
Tawni [with a mischievous grin on her face] well, I guess you'll be having a great time with Mr. Hottie here, sharing a suite and a bed, cuddling up to one another
Sonny [smiling dreamily] Yeah…wait, what! We'll be staying in the same room? That's not possible!
Tawni [incredulously] Each suite costs 1500 dollars…do you honestly think Mr. Condor would spend 3000 bucks on just two people?
Sonny [panicking] Nooo…that can't happen…it would be so awkward, staying in the same room, did you say same bed?? No way, I'll sleep on the couch
Tawni Which hotel are you staying at?
Sonny Atlantis Resort and Casino Paradise…why?
Tawni [smirking] Just as I thought…honey…been there, done that…the couch is so lumpy, you'd rather sleep on top of Chad! Plus, the bed is pretty big.
Sonny [seething] I've got to talk to Chad about this…there's no way…just no way, this can happen!
Tawni smiled as Sonny stormed off; soon, she'd realize it was useless of her talking to Mr. Condor, Chad was probably nervous…She was right; when Chad heard they would sleep in the same room, he started pacing back and forth; that is so awkward! Suddenly, he heard Sonny rushing in, a frown on her pretty face…he has to stop thinking like that! Stupid pretty face.
Sonny Chad
Chad Sonny
Sonny Did you know we would be sleeping in the same…room?
Chad started laughing and Sonny's frown deepened
Chad Stop being so cloudy, sonny!
He smiled at his own joke, while she kept frowning
Chad Each suite is 1500 dollars…do you think Mr. Condor would spend 3000 dollars on the two of us?
Sonny sat down, her face pale; she would have to stay 1 week…alone…with Chad in the same bed; how awkward can you get? Chad noticed her face and smiling, came and sat next to her
Chad [grinning] Aww, Sonny, are you already falling for my great looks?
He flexed his muscles and put his arm around Sonny's waist
Sonny [muttering] That's what I'm scared of doing…
Chad was shocked; wow, Sonny actually said that to him; he held her manicured hands and smiled
Chad Come on, Sonny; you sleep on one side of the bed, I'll sleep on the other; if you want, you can even place a barrier of pillows to block yourself from my amazing looks so you won't fall in love with me
He said this while batting his eyelashes, and she reluctantly smiled back at him, giggling…they were both giggling when Nico ran in
Sonny Hi Nico, we're just getting ready to leave
Nico I can't believe you're actually going to the Bahamas with Chad…! It seemed too unbelievable to comprehend
Sonny just smiled and blushed and Nico started laughing
Sonny Why are you laughing?
Nico By the time you get back, you'll both be in love with each other
He left the room laughing while they stared at each other in horror
Chad He's right actually, you'll fall in love with me
Sonny [scowling] Actually, I think he said, 'you'll both be in love with each other. You're impossible; do you think I'd fall in love with you??
Chad Yes you would
Sonny Wanna bet?
Chad Sure, I'll make you fall in love with me while we're at the Bahamas, and if I win, you'll have to do whatever I want for a day
Sonny What, no way!
Chad Aww someone's scared of my handsomeness…now where have I seen that before?
Sonny What, you're impossible! I'm not scared…I'll do the bet…but if I win, and I don't fall in love with you, you're going to have to be my slave for a day
Chad Deal
This should be so easy, they both thought…Sonny thought, all I have to do is not look into his eyes…Meanwhile, Chad was thinking, "I just have to make her look into my eyes and this'll be a piece of cake…no girl can resist falling when they're looking into a pool of bliss
Later on…the two had just gotten onto the plane
Sonny I can't believe I'm going to spent 2 weeks with you…at least we're going to the beach! That's what's awesome! I've never been to the Bahamas before
Chad Well I have, so I'll show you around…doesn't that make you feel soo much better?
Sonny No, I'll stay away from you as much as I can
Chad Sonny, Sonny, Sonny…we have to pretend to be a couple…you can't stay away from me
Sonny's phone rang…Moo, Moo…Relieved, she answered it
Sonny Hello, who's speaking?
Mr. Condor Hi it's Mr. Condor…Put this on speaker so Chad can hear me, too
Sonny Oh, ok, it's Mr. Condor
She put it on speaker phone
Mr. Condor Ok, just remember, this may be awkward for you two lovebirds but you have to make this as believable as possible…no telling anyone this is set up…plus, you have to show everyone you love each other…Ahem, this includes any signs of affection this is a really awkward thing to do, but you're going to have to kiss each other at least 3 times a day if this is going to be believable…
He hung up
Sonny No, no, no, no, noo! I'm not kissing you
Chad [smirking] Uh, you kinda have to because Mr. C said 'our relationship' needs publicity…Not that I want to kiss you
Sonny Yeah right, what was that kiss back at the studio?
Chad [going red] uh, I was just practicing since I knew you were going to have to kiss me…
Sonny Whatever, I am not going to enjoy this…and I'm not falling in love with you either
Chad's POV
This was going to be so easy…I looked into Sonny's eyes and said, "Really, Sonny, Really?"
She looked away and muttered, "Don't look into his eyes, don't look into his eyes". When she realized what she said, she groaned and went bright red..
Chad [smirking] I see you are trying hard not to fall for me…