A/N: This was something I wrote a long time ago after seeing the first two episodes of Free! It was simply written to amuse a friend in the wee hours of the morning, so it's meant to be silly. Also, I apologize for the spacing, I'm uploading it from my phone. Well, enjoy!
"If I don't hurry, I'll make both Haru-chan and myself late." Makoto muttered to himself as he sprinted from his front porch.
Everyday he took it upon himself to make sure Haruka would get ready for school instead of pruning up in the bath tub.
'That boy never learns', Mako smiled to himself, rounding the corner.
"Ohayou, Mako-chan."
"Ah, obaasan! I don't have time to stop today. I'll see you tomorrow!" He waved to the old woman as he passed by.
Finally reaching Haru's house, he rang the doorbell like always, despite knowing he wouldn't get an answer.
"Pardon me!" He called as he slid open the door.
"Haru-chan!" Makoto chirped when he entered the bathroom.
Haruka dipped his head under the water and popped back up.
"Come, come. If you're going to cook your fish, you'd better sta-" Mako had extended his hand to his friend to pull him out of the tub. As Haruka stood up, Makoto noticed something different.
"H-Haru-chan?! You're not wearing your bathing suit!" Mako blushed deeply. He couldn't help but stare down at his friend's bare lower half, despite wanting to cover his eyes for the sake of Haru's privacy.
Haru never said a word, instead stepped out of the tub and stood face to face with Makoto.
"Haru-chan?"
"I thought I told you to drop the 'chan'?"
"H-Haru, what are you-?"
Makoto's belt was being unbuckled, his pants unbuttoned.
In one motion, Haruka slid Mako's pants down, revealing his swim shorts.
Haruka was just as quick to pull down Makoto's bathing suit.
And before he knew what was happening-
Haru slipped on the swim trunks and walked past Makoto to slide open the a door.
"Mine are in the wash, I'm borrowing yours. I'll be in the kitchen."
Poor Makoto just stood there, face red hot, and pants-less, feeling violated and embarrassed.
He sure had a strange friend in Haru-chan. Strange, indeed.