A rather light oneshot. First time writing for this fandom. Tendershipping, naturally~
Really very short. So.
"Yadunoshi, I'm bored."
"That's a dilemma."
Glare. "Do something about it."
"Can't, I'm doing my homework."
Whine. "But I really am, you know." A long pause. "There's nothing to do!"
"Strangely enough, I think I already knew that. You did say you were bored, after all."
Another glare. "Shut up."
"Shutting up." Pencil over paper.
Silence. Then…
"Yadunoshiii….." Hand, all sneaky like.
Slap. And the lightest blush.
"No! Bad Yami! I'm trying to do my homework!"
Smirk. "Trying…?" Another hand. Purr.
"But that would imply you're initially failing." And fingers--
Gasp.
Then slap. "Get away, get away! Go find something to do!"
Annoyed. "Well, I was trying to do you!"
Exasperated. And a little bit shocked. "Yami, you can't do me, I've got--"
Paper ripping.
Gasp. Though not exactly a good one this time.
"Yami, that was my--!"
Pin.
Breathe. "I'm bored, you know."
Weak. "I heard."
"So." Hand sneaking up. "You realize that my sort of boredom can only be appeased by…"
Hands doing the most interesting things.
A moan, then--
Slap.
Stomp to the door.
"Yadunoshi--"
Shaky. "G-go… set fire to a cat or something…!"
Leave.
Groan. Not a particularly pleasant one.
"But I already did that an hour ago…"
Ryou: --next day in class-- Um, um, um, my homework got torn up by my violent… erm… roommate…
Teacher: Just like last time?
Ryou: --face palm--
Lolz. I love making Ryou slightly sarcastic yet of course utterly unresisting to Bakura's advances. Though it's not really bad when he actually stands up for himself a few times… --giggle--
Pretty green button…? =3
