Disclaimer: Still not mine.
This is an omake for But You Won't Remember Me. It is story ruining, and is from an alternate universe where Merlin went insane. Nice and short. And very black in humour?
Arthur's funeral was an intimate affair, with only select family and friends going. Grandiose speeches were made of Arthur's work ethic, his determination. And later, even more grandiose speeches were made of his resilience, the ability to live for five years, on borrowed time.
Afterwards, it was time to say 'goodbye'.
As Morgana went up to Arthur's coffin, where he was dressed up to the nines, and looked like he never had cancer.
If only he weren't dead.
Drying her eyes, her mouth opened in shock as Arthur's corpse sat up, head turning to face her. The corpse opened it's mouth.
"AWOOOGA!"
Arthur's grandparents had simultaneous heart attacks, with people running around like headless chickens, knocking into one another.
In the shadows, Merlin giggled.
[Fin]