Answering Machines

by hazel-jade

What I think the message on the answering machine of mostly everyone in Harry Potter should sound like. They might get a little OOC. My friend helped me with this one, just because she has good ideas. These are all one shots.

1. Harry Potter

Disclaimer: I'm only gonna say it once: I will not, nor will I ever, own Harry Potter. And that is the reason why I am here: Fanfiction.

Harry Potter

"Hello, you've reached Harry Potter, unfortunately I'm not here right now.

If you want to tell me that Voldemort is not dead and where he is, please tell me where I should look. I will be looking for him on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Thursdays are my days off.

If you're a deatheather who just wants to tell me that I'm gonna die eventually, please, feel free.

If you're one of my friends, you know where I am."