A very short little one shot because I had it written and figured I should show my support for one of my favorite underloved Supernatural pairings. Enjoy, and all that.
"Hey Dean I got you-" Sam stopped in the doorway and just stared. He thought he was justified in doing so considering there was an archangel pinning his very annoyed looking brother to a wall. "I," he frowned, "Gabriel what are you doing?" The younger Winchester asked feeling defensive on his brother's behalf. He still didn't trust the Trickster, especially not with his brother.
Gabriel just smirked at him playfully, his free hand (the one that wasn't pinning Dean's wrists to his chest) curling around Dean's hip. He was using the full expanse of his smaller yet disturbingly powerful body to keep Dean there and didn't seem inclined to let the man move despite his non-verbal protests. "Well as you can see Sammy," one of his legs slid between Dean's, "when two men get really horny-"
"Stop talking." Dean growled clenching his knees around the leg. He made an indignant noise when the hand on his hip tugged him forward and down. "Bastard!"
Sam would have a gun pointed at him by now if he hadn't left it in the car of all places. His jaw clenched. "Gabriel, what are you doing, to my brother?"
The pagan god sighed and rolled his eyes. "Relax Sam, my intentions towards Deano here are nothing but good." His lips quirked. "I swear if I get him pregnant I'll even marry him."
"Did you just call me a chick?!" Dean bristled glaring down at Gabriel. "I'm gonna kick your feathery ass so hard-"
Gabriel silenced him with a harsh kiss. "Quiet gorgeous, mommy and daddy are negotiating."
Before Dean could start yelling about that Sam started in. "Are you trying to say that you, what, like my brother?" He asked both eyebrow's lifting.
"Yes." Gabriel agreed easily startling both Winchester's. "And you kiddo walked in on me trying to seduce his sweet ass. So," he removed the hand from Dean's hip and made a shooing motion, "go find something else to do or I'll just have to kidnap him for a few days."
Sam blinked, opened his mouth, and then walked back out. Dean could handle this one himself.