Some Disney Fun
Chapter 1: The Ride
By Chibi Ruka Hime
Note: ^_^ This is Ruka-chan here! I really hope you enjoy this chapter. (You better!) I wrote it during my car ride to and from Orlando. (Sadly yes, I did drive all the way down there to Disney ~.~) This fic will be loosely based around my stay there, and I'm trying to make it a humorous one. Sakura & Co. are 16 in this fic. If you think it's a success and pretty funny and good, then please R&R!
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Sakura peered anxiously out the window, and then back at Syaoran. "Syaoran-kun, we're STILL not there yet?"
Syaoran shook his head and glanced at the map. "We have about an hour left of driving."
"But we've already been driving for soo long now, Syaoran!" Meiling complained, her pigtails shaking back and forth. "I'm sick of sitting in this old van. It's way too crowded."
"Patience is a virtue," Eriol said calmly beside Meiling.
"But Meiling-chan has the right to feel impatient," Tomoyo added in sweetly from the driver's seat.
"You know…about patience…" Takashi started.
"Oh no you don't! We're in no mood to listen to your lies today!"
"Wow…" Naoko whispered as the van passed a huge red lobster on top of a building. "I wanna have THAT for dinner tonight!"
Syaoran sighed. "Only one more hour…how did we wind up in South Carolina when our destination was Orlando, Florida?!"
"Whoever brought us our plane tickets must have confused our destination…" Rika said.
Everyone gave Meiling a pointed look, and Syaoran sighed and shook his head again.
"What? What?!" Meiling protested. "How was I supposed to know Orlando was in Florida?! My English isn't that good, and neither is my knowledge of location. At least we didn't wind up on the other end of the country!"
"You should have let me buy the tickets," Syaoran said.
"Hmph…" Meiling stared down at her lap, twiddling her fingers. She looked back up at Syaoran, tears in her eyes. "Syaoran!!! I'm soo sorry!" she exclaimed, jumping onto him and hugging him tightly.
"Oy oy! Meiling! Stop it! We're on the road, and we could get pulled over. Meiling!" Syaoran yelled, struggling out of her grasp.
Sakura giggled beside him. Even though he was the person whom she loved the most, it didn't make her jealous at all when Meiling would pounce on Syaoran all of a sudden. It even amused her a bit. Syaoran caught Sakura's twinkling eyes and turned bright red, making Sakura giggle even more.
"By the way…where are Tsukishiro-san and Kinomoto-san?" Eriol asked.
"Yukito-san and Onii-chan? They're in the van ahead of us," Sakura replied, pointing at a sleek shiny black van driving a few feet ahead of their van.
"Only the two of them in there? Is that safe?" Eriol asked innocently.
"Hoe? What do you mean?" Sakura asked confusedly, blinking.
Eriol shook his head, still smiling. "Never mind."
"Hoe?"
Tomoyo laughed from the front. "You'll understand one day, Sakura-chan."
In the black van ahead, Touya suddenly sneezed, and the van swerved to the left, almost hitting another car.
"That's strange…I don't feel cold at all."
"Maybe there's some dust in the air?" suggested Yukito.
"Maybe."
"Hmm…"
"What is it, Hiiragizawa-kun?" Takashi asked.
"They appear to be having quite a party in there," Eriol gestured towards Touya and Yukito's car as it almost crashed.
"My…by the way, you know about the first automobile crash, right? It happened in Antarctica in the early 1800s. A guy was driving on the ice when his car crashed into a wandering polar bear. The polar bear was thrown over 300 meters into the air! As for the car…"
Chiharu's eyes were reduced to slits now. "Lies! There were no cars in the early 1800s!"
"Ah ha ha ha! I meant the early 1900s, of course."
"Give it up," Chiharu said, sighing and shaking her head.
"Hey…what's that?" Sakura pointed to a yellow sign, trying to pronounce the words. "R-r-rodo con-con-construction a-ahedo."
"Road construction ahead," Eriol said in perfect English.
"Road construction? What is that?" Naoko asked.
"We're about to find out very soon…" he replied mysteriously.
"What do you mean?" Syaoran asked impatiently.
There was a sudden bump and an "uh-oh" from Tomoyo's seat. The van careened down the side of the pit, crashing into the dirt side. Nine groans came simultaneously from inside the van.
"Meiling! I knew we should have gone in the other direction!"
~*~*~
Touya looked at the mess sadly. "Repairs on this is going to wipe out next month's part time job salaries."
"Onii-chan, how did you guys know to stop?"
"Yuki caught sight of the sign and warned me just in time."
"Yukito-san!" Sakura exclaimed, stars in her eyes. "He's always alert and careful," she said, nodding her head furiously up and down.
The tow truck arrived, and Eriol directed the man to tow the van away. He gave Touya an expectant glance, and Touya sighed. "Haaii…" he said as he handed Eriol his wallet.
"So…" Rika started as the tow truck disappeared in the distance.
"We have no other choice…" said Tomoyo.
"As much as I'd hate it…" Syaoran continued, glaring at Touya.
Half an hour later, all 11 of them were crammed into the black van. "I can't believe this…" Touya continued to grumble. "Why do we all have to be crammed in here?! And why does HE have to sit next to Sakura?!" he said angrily, jerking his finger in Syaoran's direction, who was crammed so close to Sakura that she was practically on his lap. He was all red from being at such close proximities with Sakura, which six years of experience still hadn't cured him of. And this made Touya even angrier still.
Yukito laughed. "Let them have their fun. You're too overprotective of Sakura-chan."
Touya growled back in response.
Syaoran snickered as he sensed Touya's anger towards him. He decided to tease him a bit by going, "Oy Sakura…I think your you-know-what is in my groin."
Sakura blinked. Before she could say anything, the van swerved sharply to the right.
"What the hell are you two doing in that back seat?!" Touya puffed out angrily.
Syaoran whistled innocently. "Ohhh…it's none of your business."
"NANI?! You little brat! I'll make it my business if I choose to do so!"
"Who's a brat?!" Syaoran demanded angrily. "Just bring it on, I dare you!"
"Yeah? I'll beat you up till there's nothing left of you!" Touya shot back, swerving the van to the left this time.
"Boys boys…" Eriol interjected calmly. "Please cease this meaningless fight. Now, be good, kiss, and make up."
Touya's and Syaoran's glares were now focused onto Eriol. "What did you tell us to do?!"
"Onii-chan! Syaoran-kun!" Sakura finally said sharply. "Stop this, or we're going to crash!"
Syaoran sheepishly leaned back onto his seat, and Touya once more focused his attentions on the road.
"There's a two good boys…" Sakura said sweetly.
"Wow, Sakura-san…you hold so much power over these two ragamuffins," Eriol said with an appreciative nod.
"Hoe? What do you mean?"
~*~*~
"I think we're finally here!" Naoko exclaimed excitedly when she saw the "Welcome to Orlando" sign. "We have to go to the Tower of Terror! I've heard that it's such a scary ride!"
Takashi nodded fervently. "And let's meet Cinderella and the prince! I can't wait to tell them some of my stories."
Chiharu sighed. "In that case, let's not."
"Hoee…s…s…scary ride?" -.-
"I'll be there to protect you, Sakura," Syaoran said soothingly, patting Sakura on the back.
"Hey!!" Touya yelled from the front. "What do you think you're doing, you brat?!"
Syaoran frowned. "What does it look like?"
"It looks like you're hitting on my sister again!"
"Hitting on her?! I've been her boyfriend for the past four years, for god's sake!"
Touya slammed the brakes and turned around. "What'd you say?!"
"To-ya, To-ya," Yukito murmured softly.
The rest of the drive to their hotel was a quiet one. Touya was busy seething behind the wheel, Syaoran's attention was on Sakura, who was busy staring out the window with Tomoyo, Meiling, Rika, Chiharu, Takashi, and Yukito. Eriol was busy writing in his journal, and as for Naoko…she was flipping through a pamphlet filled with pictures of large red lobsters.
~*~*~
All 11 of them stood in the hallway of the hotel, luggage in hand, staring at the mosaic designs on the ceiling.
"It's truly amazing how we managed to fit all our luggage in the back of the van," Takashi commented.
"Hai, isn't it, Sakura-chan?" Tomoyo said sweetly.
Sakura smiled and flashed Tomoyo the Little Card.
"Ah, I understand," Tomoyo said, winking back.
Eriol's eyes glazed over as he read the brochure the clerk at the front desk had handed him. "Hmm…we have on rent 3 rooms, with 2 queen-sized beds in each room. Interesting."
"That means four to a room, doesn't it?" Rika asked.
"Hai, with three in the last room."
"Hiiragizawa-kun, you know what occurs in hotels between two people in love, right?" Takashi asked.
"Is this another lie?!" Chiharu demanded.
Eriol shook his head. "No, Yamazaki-kun isn't telling a lie this time. I've heard this story as well, and I assure you of its authenticity."
Sakura leaned closer towards Eriol. "Ne, what do they do?" she asked curiously.
"You really don't know, Sakura-san?" Eriol shook his head sadly. "So pure…well, if you must…" he leaned over and whispered it into Sakura's ear.
"HOE?!!"
Touya and Yukito turned around from the front desk. "Sakura-chan, what's the matter?"
"Na-nandemo nai!" she stammered, glancing sideways at Syaoran and turning red.
Touya narrowed his eyes, staring suspiciously from Sakura to Eriol to Syaoran.
"Anou…Onii-chan…who's sleeping with who tonight?" Sakura asked hesitatingly.
"Eh? Ah, I get it now. One thing is for sure though. NO CO-ED SLEEPING!"
"But we're all mature teenagers," Tomoyo said. "I'm sure nothing will happen."
Eriol nodded. "And it shall be quite an educational experience," he said, his eyes twinkling.
"But I do believe you've gone through that educational experience already, Hiiragizawa-kun," Tomoyo said slyly. "Am I right?"
Eriol coughed. "Perhaps, but it'd be fun to try it again."
Tomoyo laughed. "Is that a slight hint I sense there? You are one sly guy, Hiiragizawa-kun."
It was Touya's turn to cough loudly now.
"Something caught in your throat?"
Touya glared at Syaoran. "No. Now listen up. Otou-san gave me the responsibility of looking over you guys, so I'm in charge here. And that means I make the rules here."
Syaoran snorted.
"You have a problem with that, brat?" Touya demanded.
"No sir. Of course not, your Royal Highness," Syaoran said sarcastically.
Touya ignored him, and continued on. "And I'll be making the room arrangements here. Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, and Naoko in one room. Rika, Meiling, and…err…" Touya frowned. "There seems to be an uneven number of people here…"
"Rika-chan and Meiling-chan can sleep with us," Sakura said. "I can sleep on the extra cot in that room."
Touya nodded. "Ok then. Eriol and Takashi in the second room, and me and Yuki in the third."
"Hey…what about me?!" Syaoran said angrily.
"Hmm? Oh. You." Touya said in a flat tone of voice. He threw Syaoran a sleeping bag and pushed him towards the door. "You can sleep outside over there in the bushes. Nice and comfy, a special place made just for you."
"Onii-chan!!!" Sakura said indignantly. "That's no way to treat Syaoran-kun!" She rushed over to him. "Syaoran-kun can sleep with Eriol-kun and Yamazaki-kun."
"You're too kind, Sakura," Touya muttered, shaking his head. "Well then, let's go!"
Syaoran smiled at Sakura as she pulled him along after Touya. "Thanks."
"Of course, Li Syaoran-sama," she said, giving him a butterfly kiss on the cheeks.
"How cuuute!" Tomoyo exclaimed, swiveling the lens of her video camera from Syaoran to Sakura and back to Syaoran. "This will go in my collection titled 'Sakura-chan's Special Moments With Li-kun'!"
"To-Tomoyo-chan!" Sakura said, falling down with a loud thud as Syaoran turned red again.
~*~*~
"Wai…this room is beautiful!" Sakura said in awe, looking around the hotel room.
"Of course it is, Sakura-san. This is one of the most expensive hotels in America," Eriol replied.
Sakura turned around to face the boys. "I'm so glad we're all finally here! We're sure to have tons of fun during our stay here! Onii-chan, Yukito-san, Eriol-kun, Yamazaki-kun, good night! And Syaoran-kun…" Sakura hooked her elbow with his and kissed him. "Good night!"
"Aww…how cute. Good night to you too, Sakura-san. But what, no kiss for your loving Onii-chan? He seems quite jealous over there," Eriol said, pointing to an angry Touya who kept clenching and unclenching his fists.
"What's wrong?" Sakura asked him bewilderedly.
"NOTHING!"
"Hoeee…"
~**~End of Chapter 1~**~
Ruka: Whew! It's finally done. Not too bad a job…
Touya: What do you mean?! You made that gaki flirt so much with my Sakura in this chapter! And you made them kiss 2 times! 2 TIMES!
Ruka: *narrows eyes* A bit overprotective, aren't we? Or are we just jealous?
Touya: NANI?!
Ruka: Hoeee…
*Syaoran suddenly appears on stage*: Was that Sakura I just heard?
Ruka: *giggle* Nope, it was me.
Syaoran: *strange expression on face*: But I coulda sworn I heard a 'hoeee…'
Touya: Omae! What are YOU doing here again?
Ruka: I make good impressions of a Sakura hoe. *nods several times* Yup, I really do.
Touya: Did YOU just call Sakura a hoe?
Ruka: Hoe?
Touya: YOU DID, didn't you! *approaches menacingly*
Ruka: *shrieks* Syaoran-sama, a little help here!
Syaoran: Well, since you did let me kiss Sakura twice in this fic, I'll help you out. God of fire, descend! *takes out sword and ward papers*
Eriol: My, what an entertaining show. A shrieking Ruka-san, a yelling Li-kun, and a Sakura-san's brother with his shirt on fire.
Ruka: *turns and gives Eriol starry eyed look* ERIOL-SAMA!!! *glomps*
Syaoran: Hey hey…I thought I was the cute one here!
Ruka: *grins* You are. *turns towards readers* Until next time!
Chapter 1: The Ride
By Chibi Ruka Hime
Note: ^_^ This is Ruka-chan here! I really hope you enjoy this chapter. (You better!) I wrote it during my car ride to and from Orlando. (Sadly yes, I did drive all the way down there to Disney ~.~) This fic will be loosely based around my stay there, and I'm trying to make it a humorous one. Sakura & Co. are 16 in this fic. If you think it's a success and pretty funny and good, then please R&R!
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Sakura peered anxiously out the window, and then back at Syaoran. "Syaoran-kun, we're STILL not there yet?"
Syaoran shook his head and glanced at the map. "We have about an hour left of driving."
"But we've already been driving for soo long now, Syaoran!" Meiling complained, her pigtails shaking back and forth. "I'm sick of sitting in this old van. It's way too crowded."
"Patience is a virtue," Eriol said calmly beside Meiling.
"But Meiling-chan has the right to feel impatient," Tomoyo added in sweetly from the driver's seat.
"You know…about patience…" Takashi started.
"Oh no you don't! We're in no mood to listen to your lies today!"
"Wow…" Naoko whispered as the van passed a huge red lobster on top of a building. "I wanna have THAT for dinner tonight!"
Syaoran sighed. "Only one more hour…how did we wind up in South Carolina when our destination was Orlando, Florida?!"
"Whoever brought us our plane tickets must have confused our destination…" Rika said.
Everyone gave Meiling a pointed look, and Syaoran sighed and shook his head again.
"What? What?!" Meiling protested. "How was I supposed to know Orlando was in Florida?! My English isn't that good, and neither is my knowledge of location. At least we didn't wind up on the other end of the country!"
"You should have let me buy the tickets," Syaoran said.
"Hmph…" Meiling stared down at her lap, twiddling her fingers. She looked back up at Syaoran, tears in her eyes. "Syaoran!!! I'm soo sorry!" she exclaimed, jumping onto him and hugging him tightly.
"Oy oy! Meiling! Stop it! We're on the road, and we could get pulled over. Meiling!" Syaoran yelled, struggling out of her grasp.
Sakura giggled beside him. Even though he was the person whom she loved the most, it didn't make her jealous at all when Meiling would pounce on Syaoran all of a sudden. It even amused her a bit. Syaoran caught Sakura's twinkling eyes and turned bright red, making Sakura giggle even more.
"By the way…where are Tsukishiro-san and Kinomoto-san?" Eriol asked.
"Yukito-san and Onii-chan? They're in the van ahead of us," Sakura replied, pointing at a sleek shiny black van driving a few feet ahead of their van.
"Only the two of them in there? Is that safe?" Eriol asked innocently.
"Hoe? What do you mean?" Sakura asked confusedly, blinking.
Eriol shook his head, still smiling. "Never mind."
"Hoe?"
Tomoyo laughed from the front. "You'll understand one day, Sakura-chan."
In the black van ahead, Touya suddenly sneezed, and the van swerved to the left, almost hitting another car.
"That's strange…I don't feel cold at all."
"Maybe there's some dust in the air?" suggested Yukito.
"Maybe."
"Hmm…"
"What is it, Hiiragizawa-kun?" Takashi asked.
"They appear to be having quite a party in there," Eriol gestured towards Touya and Yukito's car as it almost crashed.
"My…by the way, you know about the first automobile crash, right? It happened in Antarctica in the early 1800s. A guy was driving on the ice when his car crashed into a wandering polar bear. The polar bear was thrown over 300 meters into the air! As for the car…"
Chiharu's eyes were reduced to slits now. "Lies! There were no cars in the early 1800s!"
"Ah ha ha ha! I meant the early 1900s, of course."
"Give it up," Chiharu said, sighing and shaking her head.
"Hey…what's that?" Sakura pointed to a yellow sign, trying to pronounce the words. "R-r-rodo con-con-construction a-ahedo."
"Road construction ahead," Eriol said in perfect English.
"Road construction? What is that?" Naoko asked.
"We're about to find out very soon…" he replied mysteriously.
"What do you mean?" Syaoran asked impatiently.
There was a sudden bump and an "uh-oh" from Tomoyo's seat. The van careened down the side of the pit, crashing into the dirt side. Nine groans came simultaneously from inside the van.
"Meiling! I knew we should have gone in the other direction!"
~*~*~
Touya looked at the mess sadly. "Repairs on this is going to wipe out next month's part time job salaries."
"Onii-chan, how did you guys know to stop?"
"Yuki caught sight of the sign and warned me just in time."
"Yukito-san!" Sakura exclaimed, stars in her eyes. "He's always alert and careful," she said, nodding her head furiously up and down.
The tow truck arrived, and Eriol directed the man to tow the van away. He gave Touya an expectant glance, and Touya sighed. "Haaii…" he said as he handed Eriol his wallet.
"So…" Rika started as the tow truck disappeared in the distance.
"We have no other choice…" said Tomoyo.
"As much as I'd hate it…" Syaoran continued, glaring at Touya.
Half an hour later, all 11 of them were crammed into the black van. "I can't believe this…" Touya continued to grumble. "Why do we all have to be crammed in here?! And why does HE have to sit next to Sakura?!" he said angrily, jerking his finger in Syaoran's direction, who was crammed so close to Sakura that she was practically on his lap. He was all red from being at such close proximities with Sakura, which six years of experience still hadn't cured him of. And this made Touya even angrier still.
Yukito laughed. "Let them have their fun. You're too overprotective of Sakura-chan."
Touya growled back in response.
Syaoran snickered as he sensed Touya's anger towards him. He decided to tease him a bit by going, "Oy Sakura…I think your you-know-what is in my groin."
Sakura blinked. Before she could say anything, the van swerved sharply to the right.
"What the hell are you two doing in that back seat?!" Touya puffed out angrily.
Syaoran whistled innocently. "Ohhh…it's none of your business."
"NANI?! You little brat! I'll make it my business if I choose to do so!"
"Who's a brat?!" Syaoran demanded angrily. "Just bring it on, I dare you!"
"Yeah? I'll beat you up till there's nothing left of you!" Touya shot back, swerving the van to the left this time.
"Boys boys…" Eriol interjected calmly. "Please cease this meaningless fight. Now, be good, kiss, and make up."
Touya's and Syaoran's glares were now focused onto Eriol. "What did you tell us to do?!"
"Onii-chan! Syaoran-kun!" Sakura finally said sharply. "Stop this, or we're going to crash!"
Syaoran sheepishly leaned back onto his seat, and Touya once more focused his attentions on the road.
"There's a two good boys…" Sakura said sweetly.
"Wow, Sakura-san…you hold so much power over these two ragamuffins," Eriol said with an appreciative nod.
"Hoe? What do you mean?"
~*~*~
"I think we're finally here!" Naoko exclaimed excitedly when she saw the "Welcome to Orlando" sign. "We have to go to the Tower of Terror! I've heard that it's such a scary ride!"
Takashi nodded fervently. "And let's meet Cinderella and the prince! I can't wait to tell them some of my stories."
Chiharu sighed. "In that case, let's not."
"Hoee…s…s…scary ride?" -.-
"I'll be there to protect you, Sakura," Syaoran said soothingly, patting Sakura on the back.
"Hey!!" Touya yelled from the front. "What do you think you're doing, you brat?!"
Syaoran frowned. "What does it look like?"
"It looks like you're hitting on my sister again!"
"Hitting on her?! I've been her boyfriend for the past four years, for god's sake!"
Touya slammed the brakes and turned around. "What'd you say?!"
"To-ya, To-ya," Yukito murmured softly.
The rest of the drive to their hotel was a quiet one. Touya was busy seething behind the wheel, Syaoran's attention was on Sakura, who was busy staring out the window with Tomoyo, Meiling, Rika, Chiharu, Takashi, and Yukito. Eriol was busy writing in his journal, and as for Naoko…she was flipping through a pamphlet filled with pictures of large red lobsters.
~*~*~
All 11 of them stood in the hallway of the hotel, luggage in hand, staring at the mosaic designs on the ceiling.
"It's truly amazing how we managed to fit all our luggage in the back of the van," Takashi commented.
"Hai, isn't it, Sakura-chan?" Tomoyo said sweetly.
Sakura smiled and flashed Tomoyo the Little Card.
"Ah, I understand," Tomoyo said, winking back.
Eriol's eyes glazed over as he read the brochure the clerk at the front desk had handed him. "Hmm…we have on rent 3 rooms, with 2 queen-sized beds in each room. Interesting."
"That means four to a room, doesn't it?" Rika asked.
"Hai, with three in the last room."
"Hiiragizawa-kun, you know what occurs in hotels between two people in love, right?" Takashi asked.
"Is this another lie?!" Chiharu demanded.
Eriol shook his head. "No, Yamazaki-kun isn't telling a lie this time. I've heard this story as well, and I assure you of its authenticity."
Sakura leaned closer towards Eriol. "Ne, what do they do?" she asked curiously.
"You really don't know, Sakura-san?" Eriol shook his head sadly. "So pure…well, if you must…" he leaned over and whispered it into Sakura's ear.
"HOE?!!"
Touya and Yukito turned around from the front desk. "Sakura-chan, what's the matter?"
"Na-nandemo nai!" she stammered, glancing sideways at Syaoran and turning red.
Touya narrowed his eyes, staring suspiciously from Sakura to Eriol to Syaoran.
"Anou…Onii-chan…who's sleeping with who tonight?" Sakura asked hesitatingly.
"Eh? Ah, I get it now. One thing is for sure though. NO CO-ED SLEEPING!"
"But we're all mature teenagers," Tomoyo said. "I'm sure nothing will happen."
Eriol nodded. "And it shall be quite an educational experience," he said, his eyes twinkling.
"But I do believe you've gone through that educational experience already, Hiiragizawa-kun," Tomoyo said slyly. "Am I right?"
Eriol coughed. "Perhaps, but it'd be fun to try it again."
Tomoyo laughed. "Is that a slight hint I sense there? You are one sly guy, Hiiragizawa-kun."
It was Touya's turn to cough loudly now.
"Something caught in your throat?"
Touya glared at Syaoran. "No. Now listen up. Otou-san gave me the responsibility of looking over you guys, so I'm in charge here. And that means I make the rules here."
Syaoran snorted.
"You have a problem with that, brat?" Touya demanded.
"No sir. Of course not, your Royal Highness," Syaoran said sarcastically.
Touya ignored him, and continued on. "And I'll be making the room arrangements here. Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, and Naoko in one room. Rika, Meiling, and…err…" Touya frowned. "There seems to be an uneven number of people here…"
"Rika-chan and Meiling-chan can sleep with us," Sakura said. "I can sleep on the extra cot in that room."
Touya nodded. "Ok then. Eriol and Takashi in the second room, and me and Yuki in the third."
"Hey…what about me?!" Syaoran said angrily.
"Hmm? Oh. You." Touya said in a flat tone of voice. He threw Syaoran a sleeping bag and pushed him towards the door. "You can sleep outside over there in the bushes. Nice and comfy, a special place made just for you."
"Onii-chan!!!" Sakura said indignantly. "That's no way to treat Syaoran-kun!" She rushed over to him. "Syaoran-kun can sleep with Eriol-kun and Yamazaki-kun."
"You're too kind, Sakura," Touya muttered, shaking his head. "Well then, let's go!"
Syaoran smiled at Sakura as she pulled him along after Touya. "Thanks."
"Of course, Li Syaoran-sama," she said, giving him a butterfly kiss on the cheeks.
"How cuuute!" Tomoyo exclaimed, swiveling the lens of her video camera from Syaoran to Sakura and back to Syaoran. "This will go in my collection titled 'Sakura-chan's Special Moments With Li-kun'!"
"To-Tomoyo-chan!" Sakura said, falling down with a loud thud as Syaoran turned red again.
~*~*~
"Wai…this room is beautiful!" Sakura said in awe, looking around the hotel room.
"Of course it is, Sakura-san. This is one of the most expensive hotels in America," Eriol replied.
Sakura turned around to face the boys. "I'm so glad we're all finally here! We're sure to have tons of fun during our stay here! Onii-chan, Yukito-san, Eriol-kun, Yamazaki-kun, good night! And Syaoran-kun…" Sakura hooked her elbow with his and kissed him. "Good night!"
"Aww…how cute. Good night to you too, Sakura-san. But what, no kiss for your loving Onii-chan? He seems quite jealous over there," Eriol said, pointing to an angry Touya who kept clenching and unclenching his fists.
"What's wrong?" Sakura asked him bewilderedly.
"NOTHING!"
"Hoeee…"
~**~End of Chapter 1~**~
Ruka: Whew! It's finally done. Not too bad a job…
Touya: What do you mean?! You made that gaki flirt so much with my Sakura in this chapter! And you made them kiss 2 times! 2 TIMES!
Ruka: *narrows eyes* A bit overprotective, aren't we? Or are we just jealous?
Touya: NANI?!
Ruka: Hoeee…
*Syaoran suddenly appears on stage*: Was that Sakura I just heard?
Ruka: *giggle* Nope, it was me.
Syaoran: *strange expression on face*: But I coulda sworn I heard a 'hoeee…'
Touya: Omae! What are YOU doing here again?
Ruka: I make good impressions of a Sakura hoe. *nods several times* Yup, I really do.
Touya: Did YOU just call Sakura a hoe?
Ruka: Hoe?
Touya: YOU DID, didn't you! *approaches menacingly*
Ruka: *shrieks* Syaoran-sama, a little help here!
Syaoran: Well, since you did let me kiss Sakura twice in this fic, I'll help you out. God of fire, descend! *takes out sword and ward papers*
Eriol: My, what an entertaining show. A shrieking Ruka-san, a yelling Li-kun, and a Sakura-san's brother with his shirt on fire.
Ruka: *turns and gives Eriol starry eyed look* ERIOL-SAMA!!! *glomps*
Syaoran: Hey hey…I thought I was the cute one here!
Ruka: *grins* You are. *turns towards readers* Until next time!