chapter 1: the adventure
once upon a time at sburb highschool john had woken up in class because his teacher woke him up. which was too bad becaus jon was having a gr8 erot ic dream about his crush dave. he hs boner
"mr egbert wake the fuck up"
"back off bitch i was sleepin"
then jogn had detention
Cha[ter 2: "detention" wink wink
when john reached the deteion room with his clakmmy piano hands he walked into the room and saw kratkat sitting in the room
"h-he's beutfil" jon thout. but he couldnt think that he liked dave tooo much and wainted that thick cockn to play a beautiful melody with his cock flute andmake a beautiful symphony to sing 2 beyonce bc that was his queen. not vriska and def not ms. swab
Karkat P.O.V
this kid with glasses looks like a dumb" he said as he walked over 2 where john was shtting and sat with him ((but not too close cuz thats gay and thats not the ship I want to ship okay? OKay))
John lookedovver to him and said "Hi my name is john egbert i got detention for having a dream'
Karkat rolled his eyeeyes, "What ever go fuck yoursef"
John nodded and pulled his pants down
fucking himself
with his weenw
Chapter 3: Jades double tit and roses vasectomy
"ROEES" JADE SHOUTED, "MY CHEST HURRTS"
"I would help u but MY Dear John is in Detention for having a bonur"
"Oh no! :B That' s bad but MY TITILLIONS ARE WORSE I ? HAVE TOO many titws!"
"Leet me cut them for you before they grow into deamon spawn and the supernaTural fandom has to come and exercise with them"
"Don't you mean EXORCISE with them?"
"That's what I said." Rose looked at the camera, deadpan, and the audience laughs as the credits roll across the screen in bright yellow letthers
Narrator narrates: "WILL JOHN EVER GET OUT OF THIS "SSTTICKY: SITUATIOHN!?" WIHY DOES ROSE AVEH A VASECTOKMY?
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