It was a calm, rather cool night. The Xavier Institute was quiet, as most of the students had left that night. Scott and Jean were watching a movie, Kurt, Kitty, and Tabitha were at the mall, and the rest of the New Mutants had all gone out for pizza. Only the instructors were left with Rogue, and they kept fairly quiet. Rogue herself sat on her balcony, looking out at the night sky. She had always found the dark sky to be beautiful, because of its mysterious ambience. Rogue seemed to love mystery; it made life more fun.
Why she had stayed home was no mystery. She needed time alone, after what she had learned the previous night.
"You are my daughter..." Mystique's voice resonated in her head.
A solitary playing card drifted into the balcony. Rogue looked around, but didn't see anyome. She picked it up, the queen of hearts. Written on it:
Meet me where the moon is brightest -R
"Where the moon is brightest?" Rogue asked herself.
X-Men: Evolution
"Broken Hearts"
King of the Worthless
It only took Rogue a few minutes to figure out where the moon was brightest. Of course, it was only her guess. She stood at the docks on the other side of the city, where the water reflected the moon's light.
"Hello?"
"Bonjour." The man known as Gambit appeared from the shadows. His black and red eyes called to her. But why? Ah, yes. Rogue liked mystery, and there was no man more mysterious than Gambit.
But she couldn't forget that he was her enemy.
"What do you want?" she asked.
"I just want to talk. That's all. We've seen each other around. I think it's more than a coincidence that we keep running into each other."
"Yeah, like you're following me?"
"No, like it's fate. You're an idiot."
"Excuse me?" Rogue said. What was wrong with him? Was he trying to win her over by insulting her?
"You heard me. Fate. You're a fucking idiot."
"What?!" Then Toad shot Gambit in the head.
The End
I just had to do that. You people new to the scene, you're forgiven. However, if you fell for Night of Passion or Kitty the Tease, then Gambit's talking to you, buddy. Don't you ever learn?
And now, to make the scroll bar appear much longer... it's the rambling end note that doesn't end!
First off,
Let me tell you something.
Poggle the Lesser is my idol.
So the other day,
I walked outside
And there was this squirrel there.
I was a little freaked,
Because it was a black squirrel.
Black squirrels aren't common here.
What was stranger
Was that it had two common gray squirrels
Standing at either side,
Like they were his guards.
That wasn't the other day,
It was actually two months ago.
Anyway, the other day,
I was driving to school
Suddenly, a squirrel crosses the road
But he doesn't get to the other side.
No, I didn't hit him.
He just stood there.
I braked in time,
But that scared the crap out of me.
Anyway, I honked,
And the squirrel ran to the other side.
As if that wasn't weird enough,
When I'm driving home,
Another squirrel crosses the road.
Actually, it might've been the same one.
No... I think it was a different one.
Anyway, the same thing happens.
I brake, and I honk at it,
And it runs off.
Further down the road,
The same thing happens.
AGAIN.
Except this time,
The black squirrel was standing in someone's yard
While the gray squirrel stood on the road.
Again, I honked,
and it moved out of the way.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't capitalized that.
Let me try again.
And it moved out of the way.
Okay, that's better.
Anyway,
Last week,
A squirrel dropped an acorn on my head.
I looked up
And I yelled at it.
I yelled,
"HEY JACKASS!"
Then the squirrel ran further up the tree.
I shrugged and went to class.
As I walked back,
Next to the same tree,
I heard a thud.
I turned to see.
The squirrel had landed on the ground,
On his feet,
But he had the most hilarous expression
He looked like he had made a mistake
But didn't know exactly what he had done wrong
So he was surprised and shocked.
As soon as he snapped out of it,
He saw me,
And he ran into some bushes.
Anyway,
Then I hear that some squirrel in England,
Somewhere across the world,
Is terrorizing some neighborhood.
Anyone, the thing got shot,
By someone's grandpa no less,
And I think the local branch of the Squirrel Mafia is in mourning,
Since they haven't done anything.
So that's the end of the squirrel story.
I guess I'll talk about Evo for a bit,
Since I know you're all dying to know my opinion.
First off, let me say that episodes based on Scott bore me.
I think we've all seen enough Scott.
You know what else bugs me?
Apocalypse.
I never liked him.
EVER.
He was lame and overdramatic.
He's going to kill this series.
But then again,
I absolutely hated Toad when I first saw the series.
So he might grow on me...
But then again,
Toad's entire story got revamped.
I've also realized something.
One of the guys who harrasses Wanda in
"The Stuff of Villains"
...Looks suspiciously like Lance.
HMMMMMMMMMMM.
I'm pretty sure he couldn't be Lance's dad.
He is gay, after all.
What, you need proof?
Well,
After how Hitler's grandson said,
"Hey girl,"
It sounded like he was after something else.
Then he asks for money.
He could've been metaphorical, though.
Maybe by "toss us some coin"
He meant "c'mere, babycakes."
But that's Toad's word,
So I don't think he meant that.
Now I need to get something off my chest.
I am not a human being.
I am, in actuality...
...An apple.
Good night, folks!
Anyway, the rambling has ended.